Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
Nominate me for a noble peace prize or else
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Nominate me for a noble peace prize or else
Will be very funny when he loses to a pardoned J6er in the gop primary
December 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Will be very funny when he loses to a pardoned J6er in the gop primary
Whoa treason much?
December 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Whoa treason much?
Trump impersonating James Austin Johnson impersonating Trump
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Trump impersonating James Austin Johnson impersonating Trump
Benefitted even more so from the Twitter ban
December 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Benefitted even more so from the Twitter ban
Money laundering
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Money laundering
What's Morgan Freeman up to
December 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What's Morgan Freeman up to
I guess Rays and Marlins split page views but still pathetic
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I guess Rays and Marlins split page views but still pathetic
The wall (of text) keeps getting ten feet higher
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The wall (of text) keeps getting ten feet higher
Only surprise is that it's not RFK Jr
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Only surprise is that it's not RFK Jr
Strap some roadkill to the top of the bar so he has to lift himself all the way up to take a bite on each rep and I think he can do it
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Strap some roadkill to the top of the bar so he has to lift himself all the way up to take a bite on each rep and I think he can do it
Leavitt: This is fake news. Trump was awake and listening attentively during his stroke.
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Leavitt: This is fake news. Trump was awake and listening attentively during his stroke.
These are the same people who say stuff like "we went centuries without vaccines or fluoridated water and everything was fine"
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
These are the same people who say stuff like "we went centuries without vaccines or fluoridated water and everything was fine"
She saw that cursed image of Trump and the Kennedy Center honorees in the oval...a grim look into her future as a maga celeb
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
She saw that cursed image of Trump and the Kennedy Center honorees in the oval...a grim look into her future as a maga celeb
They've been trying to appease him with each increasingly strained decision so as to minimize his crusade against Fed Soc when they strike down tariffs. Not sure it will work
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
They've been trying to appease him with each increasingly strained decision so as to minimize his crusade against Fed Soc when they strike down tariffs. Not sure it will work
"Sir, are you at all concerned with the recent spike in pertussis cases?"
RFK Jr: Do you want to know the terrifying truth...or do you want to see me do some pull ups!
RFK Jr: Do you want to know the terrifying truth...or do you want to see me do some pull ups!
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Sir, are you at all concerned with the recent spike in pertussis cases?"
RFK Jr: Do you want to know the terrifying truth...or do you want to see me do some pull ups!
RFK Jr: Do you want to know the terrifying truth...or do you want to see me do some pull ups!
As a libertarian, I put my full faith in the bruised and discolored hand of the market
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
As a libertarian, I put my full faith in the bruised and discolored hand of the market
Early promotional images just dropped
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Early promotional images just dropped
Trump absolutely believes in competition...for his favor
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Trump absolutely believes in competition...for his favor
