Bessie the Cow
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Bessie the Cow
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· 6h
Reminds me of the brag about having the tallest building in downtown Manhattan after 9/11. There might never be another brain that works like this
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 12h
God Save the King 🇬🇧
King Save the God 🇺🇸
Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 13h
Yep
Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 13h
Pretty sure MAGA Mace is what ice agents spray in the eyes of uncooperative priests
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 14h
Nothing young, able bodied men love more than consuming medical services
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 15h
Since every accusation is a confession, I have to assume there will be agents embedded in the crowd with the task of instigating violence
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 16h
Not so much political theater as political reality TV
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 1d
"Give me the Adam Levine"
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Bessie the Cow
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· 1d
Skynet playing on easy mode
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 2d
"Karoline who?"
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Bessie the Cow
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· 2d
Sir, Saint Peter has gone woke
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Bessie the Cow
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· 2d
Correct
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 2d
knee cartilage is my tithe
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 2d
It's almost like WaPo doesn't do actual reporting anymore and exists solely as a vessel for Bezos to curry favor with the Trump admin
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 2d
Now with Icy Hot™
Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 4d
Trump forgot that he's the one who desperately wanted a meeting and Xi accepting was a concession on his part
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 4d
7:18 on a Friday is ELITE
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 4d
When I put on Black Sabbath
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 4d
If given a choice, I'd rather be convenienced
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 4d
Same
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 4d
the grievance machine must be fueled
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 4d
got that cat in them
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Bessie the Cow
@bovinebessie.bsky.social
· 5d
It is quite literally the easiest test
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Bessie the Cow
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· 5d
Flailing
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Bessie the Cow
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· 6d
Twitter is not sending their best trolls
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