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The following songs have been deemed Christmas songs: “A Long December” by Counting Crows, “Turn to Stone” by ELO, “Crystal Village” by Pete Yorn, “Brick” by Ben Folds Five, “Come Back Home”, also by Pete Yorn. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
December 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The least believable part of Dan Fogelberg’s “Same Old Lang Syne” is not being able to find a bar open on Christmas Eve in Peoria goddamn Illinois.
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“tripping” is an incredibly weird penalty in the NFL. Suplex someone? Fine. Stick a foot out like a six year old? Automatic first down!
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It’s hard to overemphasize how well he played a young 20’s (incredibly dumb) Marine circa 2003 in Generation Kill. Got every characteristic down pat. RIP
I was just at the gym watching a The Wire s2 episode, and came back to this awful news. Ransone was incredible in that season — so believable as the screw-up determined to live down to everyone's low opinion of him. And great in almost everything else I saw him do. RIP.
'The Wire' Star James Ransone Dead at 46 After Apparent Suicide
James Ransone -- an actor best known for his role in the hit show "The Wire" -- has died ... and the medical examiner is pointing to suicide as the cause.
www.tmz.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This kid is gonna get so drunk
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This is an optimistic take. All of these cars, if they still run after a month, will wind up at the bottom of the Mississippi River w/ 3,000 Lime Scooters
Waymo is not familiar with our game.

The streets of this city will break these things’ artificial brains and chassis in every way imaginable. And then will strip them for parts.
four-word horror story:

waymo in st. louis
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Professionally, media converters are the bane of my existence, but I do acknowledge that they exist
Trump: "Under Boot Edge Edge - another grossly incompetent. Get on his bicycle, ride to work. What they do is they take the fiber optics & they take fiber, try to hook it into copper. And fiber and copper don't mix. You can't do it...you saw that by the helicopter crash. You saw that into the plane"
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This is the worst quarter of football I’ve ever seen. Spain doesn’t deserve this.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
PSA: Trump was supposed to say “I, state your name”… It was a mass swearing in ceremony.
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Baseball? Or are we at HAUNTED Baseball?!?
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before. BASEBALL!
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I think his foot was on backwards?
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Did John Wayne Gacy exist in the Ferris Bueller cinematic universe?

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/yU37rC/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Yes
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/yU37rC/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">No

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October 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I say this without hesitation, that watching Dave bowl at 12:30 in the afternoon on a workday was the highlight of my life
October 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Congrats to team Jeffrey Dahmer on defeating team John Wayne Gacy
October 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
MENDOZZZZZZAAAA
a cartoon character is holding a fork in front of a plate of food
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a fork in front of a plate of food
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Really love the fact that Mikey Day is going to be the Bob Barker of my kids generation
October 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I got stung by a wasp BETWEEN MY TOES ON THE TOP OF MY FOOT seven hours ago and I’m ready for amputation
October 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
That Arizona Cardinals loss was product placement for Hulu’s Chad Powers
October 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
October 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Public errand runners is actually a really great idea for government
"In some places, French postal workers now pick up prescriptions, return library books, and deliver flowers. Last year, only twenty eight per cent of La Poste’s revenue came from sending mail."

Services can evolve in positive ways to meet new and growing needs.
For those who wonder what a modern postal service could look like, one example is in France, where letter carriers provide check-ins on the elderly for very affordable rates, while completing their routes.

I encourage everyone to read the whole thing

#CanadaPost

www.newyorker.com/culture/anna...
September 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Tua plays QB like he’s ashamed to be left handed, as he should be
September 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM