Dave
boxdp.bsky.social
Dave
@boxdp.bsky.social
Girl dad. Wife husband. Guardians fan. Video game player. There is a growing body of evidence that I am a Disney princess.
Parenting, catch the fever! *

*Please do not literally catch the fever
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Pretty wild coming from a guy who championed the USAID cuts that have already killed people. I would say I wonder what the difference is, but I know what it is.
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
2 minutes after I saw that last night I was positive I must have fallen asleep and imagined it
December 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"I called him by his full, legal name and he got mad!" is neighbors with "I correctly pointed out that both of his parents are dead and he got mad!"
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If someone goes exclusively by their initials and you make a point to use the full name they don't use themselves, you are:
a) their mother
b) trying to start shit
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
[Movie trailer voice] In the world of ham, two men found beef
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Do I have to pick just one?
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Not the point but +780 to lose would mean the book had Tate as a MASSIVE favorite. Nobody is giving that number.
December 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
And gold is a notoriously hearty metal, well suited for maritime combat.
December 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Came here to say this
December 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM