Dave
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Dave
@boxdp.bsky.social
Girl dad. Wife husband. Guardians fan. Video game player. There is a growing body of evidence that I am a Disney princess.
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Pay close attention to who is saying that 14 year-olds *can* consent to sex with trump and other damp billionaires but *can’t* consent to gender affirming care provided in close and collaborative partnership with their doctor.
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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🤷🏼 🎅
December 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Yuck. The Lions went from being fun to watch to just being depressing.
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Wishing you all the Biggest Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Is there anything better than spending the holidays with your family? Yes
December 24, 2023 at 2:23 AM
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I was 100% sure this was an image of Baldur from God of War. After reflection I'm still 90% sure.
Ötzi and a 45,000-year-old Siberian were both infected with a cancer-causing strain of HPV.
This is fascinating, and a reminder that we have a vaccine that *prevents cancer* and everyone eligible should get it.
Two ancient humans, including famed ‘Iceman,’ had cancer-causing virus
Findings from ancient DNA may shed light on HPV’s history in our species
www.science.org
December 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.

unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I need more microphone on Rivers calling the snap, because it all sounds insane.
"Pablo Picasso! Negative zero! Private weiner! Phil Dawson! Hut!"
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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congrats to CBS
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Reporter: We have 3 videos, 2 breathalyzers, 4 bartenders, and a minivan full of nuns attesting to how the driver was drunk and reckless when he hit the school bus.

Weiss; What did the driver say.

Reporter: He and his lawyer won’t talk. We asked them 5 times.

Weiss: I’m killing your story.
December 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Granted I'm only 47 and one guy, but I'm very white and have never been asked or had to apologize for it. But then I also don't think acknowledging slavery existed and was bad is a very rude thing for someone to suggest.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I mean when something isn't working, why change it?
Pelissero: Zac Taylor expected to remain Bengals HC in 2026.
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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I think it's actually quite beautiful we live at the same time as a writer and orator whose style is so distinctive, and has pushed the boundaries of the English language so far, that you hear the phrase "her undergarments, sometimes referred to as panties" and immediately know that's the President
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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We all want everything fast, but your dick knows when the best time is. One of the best things I’ve learned is to trust my dick’s timing. If it hasn’t happened yet, then it hasn’t been the right time. But when your dick is ready, all the forces of darkness cannot hold it back.
December 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.
December 7, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is effectively the same as having half a group of people not wear seatbelts to see if their injury/mortality rate is higher in crashes than those who did. Of course it is, we've known that for decades. You're just endangering people and calling it science because "questions"
December 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yes hello I would like to buy million shares of "no, Elon is never going to build a data center in fucking space" please
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM