Brant in Real Life
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normal man. just love people.
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Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.
Astros fan forever but these uniforms absolutely rip. Maybe the best this side of a tequila sunrise.
40 sleeps until opening day. The great Steve Carlton winds up. Lefty won 329 games during his 24 seasons. 4136 K’s. Nasty slider. Hall of Fame 1994.
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Astros fan forever but these uniforms absolutely rip. Maybe the best this side of a tequila sunrise.
I’ve stared at this for a long time and I don’t know how im supposed to feel about it. I bet it’s fun. Like if a Miata studied abroad in Stuttgart.
Individual Speed Yellow 2018 BMW M4 Convertible Competition Package 6-Speed
Individual Speed Yellow 2018 BMW M4 Convertible Competition Package 6-Speed
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February 14, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I’ve stared at this for a long time and I don’t know how im supposed to feel about it. I bet it’s fun. Like if a Miata studied abroad in Stuttgart.
Mozart’s Requiem is so metal.
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Mozart’s Requiem is so metal.
This is the energy we need out of our congresspeople.
Pam Bondi has been a complete and total failure at her job. The Epstein survivors showed more courage just by being in that room than she did under oath. She refused to answer questions and chose complicity.
America deserves better.
America deserves better.
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
This is the energy we need out of our congresspeople.
I don’t think I need to hear the word cortisol again in my entire life.
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I don’t think I need to hear the word cortisol again in my entire life.
Almost nothing needs to be truffled — least of all, cocktails.
Speaking of, vodka is mostly pointless.
Grape jelly is the better peanut butter partner. (Sorry, strawberry.)
Massive burger patties are gratuitous, wasteful, unnecessary. The totality of the burger elements should be the story.
Speaking of, vodka is mostly pointless.
Grape jelly is the better peanut butter partner. (Sorry, strawberry.)
Massive burger patties are gratuitous, wasteful, unnecessary. The totality of the burger elements should be the story.
Do we still do Trash Tuesday food takes?
Love strawberries, hate strawberry-flavored things.
Love peaches, hate peach-flavored anything.
Love bananas, hate banana-flavored things.
Mounds are good. Almond Joys are fine.
Love strawberries, hate strawberry-flavored things.
Love peaches, hate peach-flavored anything.
Love bananas, hate banana-flavored things.
Mounds are good. Almond Joys are fine.
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Almost nothing needs to be truffled — least of all, cocktails.
Speaking of, vodka is mostly pointless.
Grape jelly is the better peanut butter partner. (Sorry, strawberry.)
Massive burger patties are gratuitous, wasteful, unnecessary. The totality of the burger elements should be the story.
Speaking of, vodka is mostly pointless.
Grape jelly is the better peanut butter partner. (Sorry, strawberry.)
Massive burger patties are gratuitous, wasteful, unnecessary. The totality of the burger elements should be the story.
A little depressing to think that there were one million people wanted to watch that. But that’s about half of one percent of the number of Americans who voted in 2024 so.
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
A little depressing to think that there were one million people wanted to watch that. But that’s about half of one percent of the number of Americans who voted in 2024 so.
The nine-year-old and I were supposed to do a dad-daughter date of sorts, tonight, but we’re instead eating take-out brisket fried rice and curry from Blind Goat and watching Schitt’s Creek (at her request) and honestly it’s better.
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
The nine-year-old and I were supposed to do a dad-daughter date of sorts, tonight, but we’re instead eating take-out brisket fried rice and curry from Blind Goat and watching Schitt’s Creek (at her request) and honestly it’s better.
We all know the answer the problem is they’ve decided that the answer doesn’t matter anymore.
Kid Rock's dad owned multiple car dealerships and he grew up in the suburbs of Detroit. Bad Bunny went from bagging groceries and recording his songs in his room to winning multiple Grammys. Which one is the better encapsulation of hard work and the American Dream?
February 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
We all know the answer the problem is they’ve decided that the answer doesn’t matter anymore.
There are people in this country who are in their driveways clearing snow and ice off of their windows, windshields, and mirrors so they can safely make their way to work. Then there’s me, in Houston, where it’s presently 100% humidity, doing the very same thing with condensation.
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
There are people in this country who are in their driveways clearing snow and ice off of their windows, windshields, and mirrors so they can safely make their way to work. Then there’s me, in Houston, where it’s presently 100% humidity, doing the very same thing with condensation.
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the joy and musicality of that performance, regardless of being able to fluently understand lyrics or not, was cool. Fuck hate
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
the joy and musicality of that performance, regardless of being able to fluently understand lyrics or not, was cool. Fuck hate
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Yeah that was a good halftime show. God bless all of the Americas.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Yeah that was a good halftime show. God bless all of the Americas.
CHOREOGRAPHY, SET, DESIGN, STORY, DANCING — ALL OF IT. SO GOOD.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
CHOREOGRAPHY, SET, DESIGN, STORY, DANCING — ALL OF IT. SO GOOD.
Brandi Carlile is a goddamn national treasure.
February 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Brandi Carlile is a goddamn national treasure.
Manscaped takes early lead for gross wtf commercial
February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Manscaped takes early lead for gross wtf commercial
Fun car and you have the opportunity to spend 10x whatever you paid for it to keep it running until you sell it.
17k-Mile 1991 Jaguar XJ-S Classic Collection V12 Convertible at No Reserve
No Reserve: 17k-Mile 1991 Jaguar XJ-S Classic Collection V12 Convertible
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February 8, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Fun car and you have the opportunity to spend 10x whatever you paid for it to keep it running until you sell it.
Was gonna take it easy tonight but that first negra model went down super easy and it’s been a long ass day so we’ll see what happens next
February 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Was gonna take it easy tonight but that first negra model went down super easy and it’s been a long ass day so we’ll see what happens next
Mashing the hell yeah button on this one.
1969 Lamborghini Espada Series I 5-Speed at No Reserve
No Reserve: 1969 Lamborghini Espada Series I 5-Speed
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February 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Mashing the hell yeah button on this one.
Wild deal where the RGV is the coldest part of the state.
A rare cold snap closed out January in Houston, but long-range forecasts suggest fewer freeze risks through mid-February. bit.ly/4tlLRz5
February 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Wild deal where the RGV is the coldest part of the state.
Just the most contemptible trash imaginable, without apology. Even unexpected, it’s still shocking.
Last night, Trump posted a video to his social media platform that contained a racist clip showing Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys. It's still up:
February 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Just the most contemptible trash imaginable, without apology. Even unexpected, it’s still shocking.
Howling at these new hit ads on Ken Paxton that call him “too weird” for Texas.
February 6, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Howling at these new hit ads on Ken Paxton that call him “too weird” for Texas.
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That night when Toad went to bed he thought the biggest thoughts that he could think.
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
That night when Toad went to bed he thought the biggest thoughts that he could think.