Jason
@longwall26.bsky.social
Writer RiffTrax/MST3K, mystery novelist https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com
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You can see how it's difficult for Dems to push back against the right's powerful message of "shut up and die of the measles, you pigs."
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
You can see how it's difficult for Dems to push back against the right's powerful message of "shut up and die of the measles, you pigs."
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The first @rifftrax.com X @mst3kofficial.bsky.social fusion title has been announced! It’s DEATHSPORT with David Carradine and that guy that said “nose to anus” in Werewolf and then ran over some caribou before crashing! youtu.be/aGr5sWVzo64
DEATHSPORT - MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments Teaser
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February 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The first @rifftrax.com X @mst3kofficial.bsky.social fusion title has been announced! It’s DEATHSPORT with David Carradine and that guy that said “nose to anus” in Werewolf and then ran over some caribou before crashing! youtu.be/aGr5sWVzo64
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Happy to say DEATHSPORT will be one of our MST3K episodes! It features way more David Carradine riding a motorcycle in a loincloth than most other movies.
In 1978, David Carradine starred in a Roger Corman produced post-apocalyptic feature from the director of Caddy Shack II. In 2026, it will be one of the four films covered in The RiffTrax Experiments! It's time for Deathsport!
Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter
Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Happy to say DEATHSPORT will be one of our MST3K episodes! It features way more David Carradine riding a motorcycle in a loincloth than most other movies.
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In 1978, David Carradine starred in a Roger Corman produced post-apocalyptic feature from the director of Caddy Shack II. In 2026, it will be one of the four films covered in The RiffTrax Experiments! It's time for Deathsport!
Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter
Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
In 1978, David Carradine starred in a Roger Corman produced post-apocalyptic feature from the director of Caddy Shack II. In 2026, it will be one of the four films covered in The RiffTrax Experiments! It's time for Deathsport!
Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter
Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter
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today's incredible piece of lore is that apparently Jon Hamm is a Bad Bunny superfan and has acquired the nickname Juan Jamón
theres a video of jon hamm dancing on the sidelines and people are calling him tío jamón
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
today's incredible piece of lore is that apparently Jon Hamm is a Bad Bunny superfan and has acquired the nickname Juan Jamón
People who have obviously never, not once listened to or understood song lyrics even a single time in their entire miserable lives: I am mad that I did not understand the words
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
People who have obviously never, not once listened to or understood song lyrics even a single time in their entire miserable lives: I am mad that I did not understand the words
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they will never understand that the fact that you can "make" it in a day is why no one is ever gonna want it
The whole article is repulsive but this passage is at the core of it. She has no interest in writing books, she wants to win some kind of competition that nobody entered
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
they will never understand that the fact that you can "make" it in a day is why no one is ever gonna want it
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the idea that making art is embarrassing if you don't do it well enough to make a career out of it is an objectively harmful and toxic brainworm.
An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 AM
the idea that making art is embarrassing if you don't do it well enough to make a career out of it is an objectively harmful and toxic brainworm.
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ah i can answer this trick question actually. novels are not a race
I'm going to win.
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
ah i can answer this trick question actually. novels are not a race
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Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
July 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
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It was a lot of fun putting this one together. Turkish Star Wars, Flash Gordon, Masters of the Universe, and a shitload of Ewoks all in the house.
Star Wars ripoffs come in all shapes and sizes and we have mashed them together for your riffing enjoyment! Hunks Of Junk is now available! rifftrax.com/hunks-of-junk
February 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
It was a lot of fun putting this one together. Turkish Star Wars, Flash Gordon, Masters of the Universe, and a shitload of Ewoks all in the house.
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Star Wars ripoffs come in all shapes and sizes and we have mashed them together for your riffing enjoyment! Hunks Of Junk is now available! rifftrax.com/hunks-of-junk
February 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Star Wars ripoffs come in all shapes and sizes and we have mashed them together for your riffing enjoyment! Hunks Of Junk is now available! rifftrax.com/hunks-of-junk
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America is yearning for "it."
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
America is yearning for "it."
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On Monday, we're revealing one of the four movies we're riffing in The RiffTrax Experiments... what do you think it's gonna be?
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM
On Monday, we're revealing one of the four movies we're riffing in The RiffTrax Experiments... what do you think it's gonna be?
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Love these guys. So excited.
Old friends, together again. @mst3kofficial.bsky.social rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Love these guys. So excited.
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Why did Mike, Kevin and Bill come back to Mystery Science Theater 3000? Let the guys tell you themselves!
Help us make these episodes on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K
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Help us make these episodes on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K
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February 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Why did Mike, Kevin and Bill come back to Mystery Science Theater 3000? Let the guys tell you themselves!
Help us make these episodes on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K
@mst3kofficial.bsky.social
Help us make these episodes on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
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Now that you know four more episodes of MST3K are coming, what movies do you want to see Mike, Servo, and Crow take on in The RiffTrax Experiments? rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K
February 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Now that you know four more episodes of MST3K are coming, what movies do you want to see Mike, Servo, and Crow take on in The RiffTrax Experiments? rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K
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Thank You (And a little teaser...)
Update 1: Thank You (And a little teaser...) · RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!
Truly, we have the best fans in the world. In the months leading up to this, as you can imagine, we were pretty excited. So we knew you folks would be excited too, but we really didn't expect you to r...
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February 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Thank You (And a little teaser...)
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David and Hazel... we have good news about dinner tonight.
February 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
David and Hazel... we have good news about dinner tonight.