Dave
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Girl dad. Wife husband. Guardians fan. Video game player. There is a growing body of evidence that I am a Disney princess.
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Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
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The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
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TRUMP: *machine-guns crowd of pedestrians at Fifth Ave*
NYT: President's most daring argument for population control brings new scrutiny.
NYT: President's most daring argument for population control brings new scrutiny.
February 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
TRUMP: *machine-guns crowd of pedestrians at Fifth Ave*
NYT: President's most daring argument for population control brings new scrutiny.
NYT: President's most daring argument for population control brings new scrutiny.
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
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(watching Gallagher smash watermelons with a big mallet) this guy cannot be serious
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
(watching Gallagher smash watermelons with a big mallet) this guy cannot be serious
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If you complain about Tulane making the college football playoff, this must make you vomit for seven hours on sight. Like you're probably in the hospital right now
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
If you complain about Tulane making the college football playoff, this must make you vomit for seven hours on sight. Like you're probably in the hospital right now
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I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
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I don't see what's hard about telling Americans the truth: The aged lying self-obsessed president who tariffed your stuff while blocking the Epstein Files & taking multiple cognitive tests just started a war you didn't ask for, for no coherent reason other than he thinks it makes him look good on TV
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I don't see what's hard about telling Americans the truth: The aged lying self-obsessed president who tariffed your stuff while blocking the Epstein Files & taking multiple cognitive tests just started a war you didn't ask for, for no coherent reason other than he thinks it makes him look good on TV
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
God damn it I love Marshawn Lynch.
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
God damn it I love Marshawn Lynch.
That long 4th down completion has been the Bucs defense all year.
January 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
That long 4th down completion has been the Bucs defense all year.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
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Guess what? If you supported the alcoholic Fox News pundit to become Sec of Defense, the anti-vaccine sexual abuser to become Sec of HHS, the PDFile protector to become AG & the WWE actor Sec of Education, you get to have 0 opinions on anyone Zohran Mamdani has appointed to his Mayoral cabinet.
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Guess what? If you supported the alcoholic Fox News pundit to become Sec of Defense, the anti-vaccine sexual abuser to become Sec of HHS, the PDFile protector to become AG & the WWE actor Sec of Education, you get to have 0 opinions on anyone Zohran Mamdani has appointed to his Mayoral cabinet.
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It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
A message for you all to carry through the year
Ohio State always seems vaguely confused when they have a playoff game and the other team shows up.
January 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Ohio State always seems vaguely confused when they have a playoff game and the other team shows up.
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Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
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it’s all i’ve got
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
it’s all i’ve got
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In related news, I am pleased to announce I have a twelve pack and just beat the Hulk at arm wrestling
Chief Justice John Roberts says the Constitution remains "firm and unshaken" with major Supreme Court rulings ahead.
Chief Justice says Constitution remains 'firm and unshaken' with major Supreme Court rulings ahead
Chief Justice John Roberts says that the Constitution remains a sturdy pillar for the country, a message that comes after a tumultuous year in the nation’s judicial system with pivotal Supreme Court decisions on the horizon.
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January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
In related news, I am pleased to announce I have a twelve pack and just beat the Hulk at arm wrestling
Imagine assaulting your partner (or anyone) over the thermostat or where to have dinner.
#Patriots DL Christian Barmore has been charged with one count of assault and battery on a family/household member.
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December 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Imagine assaulting your partner (or anyone) over the thermostat or where to have dinner.
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
This is why I'm always harping on what AI actually is and how it works - we're in for an especially rough ride if we need to wait for every person to individually find out the hard way that this shit can't be taken at face value.
December 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is why I'm always harping on what AI actually is and how it works - we're in for an especially rough ride if we need to wait for every person to individually find out the hard way that this shit can't be taken at face value.
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on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby