Woke Boyd
@boydbiceps.bsky.social
Unhinged leftist anime boomer who dislikes smarmy liberals. My reposts are genuine endorsements, but my normal posts are mostly just shitposts unless I'm criticizing Israel or the Oklahoma City Thunder (same thing).
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Woke Boyd
@boydbiceps.bsky.social
· Dec 31
This app feels just like Twitter felt in 2008.
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November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm gonna stuff you like a turkey @brittfar.bsky.social
right now the worst guy you know is trying to find the right way to put "stuff you like a turkey" in a message to a woman that hates him
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm gonna stuff you like a turkey @brittfar.bsky.social
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was there ever a bigger bozo in the nba than kobe bryant? here's my answer: no there wasn't. he was the biggest
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
was there ever a bigger bozo in the nba than kobe bryant? here's my answer: no there wasn't. he was the biggest
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today is turkey day, the day invented to celebrate them
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
today is turkey day, the day invented to celebrate them
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Guillotines aren't kind enough for these fucking demons.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Guillotines aren't kind enough for these fucking demons.
Just saw something on here that made me go "whoa hey what the hell?" but then I remembered that there's basically no difference between that and my brand of shitposting so I'm the last person who gets to call that out LMAO
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Just saw something on here that made me go "whoa hey what the hell?" but then I remembered that there's basically no difference between that and my brand of shitposting so I'm the last person who gets to call that out LMAO
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I am down extremely bad for Crash Bandicoot
one funny thing about Being Online is trying to guess who on your tl is down extremely bad for whom
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I am down extremely bad for Crash Bandicoot
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ROXAAAAAANE (PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
ROXAAAAAANE (PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
ROXAAAAAANE (PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
ROXAAAAAANE (YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
ROXAAAAAANE (PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
ROXAAAAAANE (PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
ROXAAAAAANE (YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
ROXAAAAAANE (PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
ROXAAAAAANE (PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
ROXAAAAAANE (PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
ROXAAAAAANE (YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
ROXAAAAAANE (PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
ROXAAAAAANE (PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
ROXAAAAAANE (YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT)
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Shaking my ass and TWERKING after taking a bunch of pills I found somewhere
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Shaking my ass and TWERKING after taking a bunch of pills I found somewhere
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Our country would be a better place if they all did 🤷
BREAKING: every Republican has died
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Our country would be a better place if they all did 🤷
Watch big-bearded Billy Bob fishing videos and try not to cum challenge (impossible)
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Watch big-bearded Billy Bob fishing videos and try not to cum challenge (impossible)
NINTENDO NEEDS TO DO A MAINLINE ZELDA GAME WHERE WE PLAY AS LINKLE INSTEAD OF LINK, AND WE GET TO SPEND THE WHOLE GAME LEZZING OUT WITH ALL THE OTHER HOT BABES BEFORE LEZZING OUT AND GETTING KINKY WITH ZELDA HERSELF. GET ON IT RIGHT NOW @NINTENDO I WANNA PLAY THIS!!!!!
(Through the power of mods, everything can be yuri)
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
NINTENDO NEEDS TO DO A MAINLINE ZELDA GAME WHERE WE PLAY AS LINKLE INSTEAD OF LINK, AND WE GET TO SPEND THE WHOLE GAME LEZZING OUT WITH ALL THE OTHER HOT BABES BEFORE LEZZING OUT AND GETTING KINKY WITH ZELDA HERSELF. GET ON IT RIGHT NOW @NINTENDO I WANNA PLAY THIS!!!!!
Forgot to bring my Switch 2 to my parents' house and now I wanna play Poggermans
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Forgot to bring my Switch 2 to my parents' house and now I wanna play Poggermans
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you don't have to pay attention to these people
very odd that the Post would write up someone’s speciation as if it’s news. What are we doing here
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
you don't have to pay attention to these people
repost with your top 5 anime series in no particular order:
1. A Doug's Life
2. A Doug's Life
3. A Doug's Life
4. Neon Genesis Evangelion
5. A Doug's Life
1. A Doug's Life
2. A Doug's Life
3. A Doug's Life
4. Neon Genesis Evangelion
5. A Doug's Life
repost with your top 5 anime series in no particular order:
1. serial experiments lain
2. sailor moon
3. revolutionary girl utena
4. mushishi
5. princess tutu
1. serial experiments lain
2. sailor moon
3. revolutionary girl utena
4. mushishi
5. princess tutu
repost with your top 5 anime series in no particular order:
1. code geass
2. madoka magica
3. revolutionary girl utena
4. moriarty the patriot
5. devilman crybaby
1. code geass
2. madoka magica
3. revolutionary girl utena
4. moriarty the patriot
5. devilman crybaby
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
repost with your top 5 anime series in no particular order:
1. A Doug's Life
2. A Doug's Life
3. A Doug's Life
4. Neon Genesis Evangelion
5. A Doug's Life
1. A Doug's Life
2. A Doug's Life
3. A Doug's Life
4. Neon Genesis Evangelion
5. A Doug's Life
BOLTMAN FILES HIS TAXES
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
BOLTMAN FILES HIS TAXES
If you see this post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
Yeah don't swerve away next time
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Yeah don't swerve away next time
What are the zoomers doin man
Anyone on that weird side of tiktok where these 3 whiteboys in a boyband called boythrob are trying to get their 4th member from india to come to LA and like im so invested in them hitting 1 million subs so darshan can come to LA
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
What are the zoomers doin man
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The Republican Party is a wholly malignant force in US politics, literally plotting to cause massive harm to millions of people.
Speaker Mike Johnson has reportedly told the White House that most Republicans aren't interested in extending ACA subsidies.
Reminder that 57% of ACA Marketplace enrollees live in congressional districts represented by a Republican.
They're selling out their own voters.
Reminder that 57% of ACA Marketplace enrollees live in congressional districts represented by a Republican.
They're selling out their own voters.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Republican Party is a wholly malignant force in US politics, literally plotting to cause massive harm to millions of people.
BOLTMAN REMEMBERS 9/11
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
BOLTMAN REMEMBERS 9/11
In the past three days I maybe have about 7 hours of sleep combined
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
In the past three days I maybe have about 7 hours of sleep combined