Dark Woke Boyd
@boydbiceps.bsky.social
Unhinged leftist anime boomer who dislikes smarmy liberals. My reposts are genuine endorsements, but my normal posts are mostly just shitposts unless I'm criticizing Israel or the Oklahoma City Thunder (same thing).
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Dark Woke Boyd
@boydbiceps.bsky.social
· Dec 24
#Promosky (Bromosky)
—Boyd, age 69, he/him, MDNI
—Not actually gay but don't worry about it
—Leftist Shitposter
—Unhinged Anime Boomer
—Jack-Off Champion
—Constantly Farting
—Muscular 500 pounds
—The Bass Pro Shops
—"A Doug's Life" creator
—Santa hats stay on during Gay Sex™️
↻ + ♡︎ appreciated !
—Boyd, age 69, he/him, MDNI
—Not actually gay but don't worry about it
—Leftist Shitposter
—Unhinged Anime Boomer
—Jack-Off Champion
—Constantly Farting
—Muscular 500 pounds
—The Bass Pro Shops
—"A Doug's Life" creator
—Santa hats stay on during Gay Sex™️
↻ + ♡︎ appreciated !
Yourself but as a cartoon:
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Yourself but as a cartoon:
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one year in and rfk jr, kristi noem, pete hegseth and marco rubio are all guilty of murder
January 28, 2026 at 3:19 PM
one year in and rfk jr, kristi noem, pete hegseth and marco rubio are all guilty of murder
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tony dokoupil (dressed up as a yellow pikmin with the jigsaw reverse bear trap device attached to his head): and next up on w-whiskey f-fridays... is my m-mother..
me (in a poorly fitting wig and dress): hello my tony dookie pill
tony (fear in his eyes): n-not how it's pronounced.. m-mother...
me (in a poorly fitting wig and dress): hello my tony dookie pill
tony (fear in his eyes): n-not how it's pronounced.. m-mother...
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 PM
tony dokoupil (dressed up as a yellow pikmin with the jigsaw reverse bear trap device attached to his head): and next up on w-whiskey f-fridays... is my m-mother..
me (in a poorly fitting wig and dress): hello my tony dookie pill
tony (fear in his eyes): n-not how it's pronounced.. m-mother...
me (in a poorly fitting wig and dress): hello my tony dookie pill
tony (fear in his eyes): n-not how it's pronounced.. m-mother...
Just took a gummy, call me Team Rocket the way I'm BLASTING OFF AGAIN (INTO ANIME WORLD WOW)
January 28, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Just took a gummy, call me Team Rocket the way I'm BLASTING OFF AGAIN (INTO ANIME WORLD WOW)
Ilhan Omar was fixing to swing on this chud, she's legit a real one
Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was attacked in a town hall. The way she squared up and held her ground. I love how she went after him like a badass. She was going to take him out!! 🔥
January 28, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Ilhan Omar was fixing to swing on this chud, she's legit a real one
Ilhan Omar is based af
January 28, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Ilhan Omar is based af
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Literally this guy:
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January 28, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Literally this guy:
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Andy Kazmierczak, the man who attacked Ilhan Omar tonight at her town hall, has made Trump his profile picture multiple times on Facebook.
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Andy Kazmierczak, the man who attacked Ilhan Omar tonight at her town hall, has made Trump his profile picture multiple times on Facebook.
YOU WERE BEST FRIENDS WITH EPSTEIN! SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP, YOU FAT PEDOPHILE!
January 27, 2026 at 9:43 PM
YOU WERE BEST FRIENDS WITH EPSTEIN! SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP, YOU FAT PEDOPHILE!
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Donald Trump is a fat pedophile who protects pedophiles and should be in prison. Every one of his sycophants needs to be arrested and hanged upside-down by their ankles for days on end.
Trump's speech is set to begin at around 3 p.m. Here's what to know: https://tinyurl.com/mr2dnwe
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Donald Trump is a fat pedophile who protects pedophiles and should be in prison. Every one of his sycophants needs to be arrested and hanged upside-down by their ankles for days on end.
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@brittfar.bsky.social BOOP Sam Darnold BOOP
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
@brittfar.bsky.social BOOP Sam Darnold BOOP
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These are the reported tentative Democratic demands for funding DHS:
- DHS required to cooperate with state probes
- CBP stays at border
- Warrants for arrests
- IDs, bodycams
- ICE out of churches, schools
NOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS FIXES THE BEHAVIOR BELOW.
- DHS required to cooperate with state probes
- CBP stays at border
- Warrants for arrests
- IDs, bodycams
- ICE out of churches, schools
NOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS FIXES THE BEHAVIOR BELOW.
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
These are the reported tentative Democratic demands for funding DHS:
- DHS required to cooperate with state probes
- CBP stays at border
- Warrants for arrests
- IDs, bodycams
- ICE out of churches, schools
NOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS FIXES THE BEHAVIOR BELOW.
- DHS required to cooperate with state probes
- CBP stays at border
- Warrants for arrests
- IDs, bodycams
- ICE out of churches, schools
NOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS FIXES THE BEHAVIOR BELOW.
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getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys
Some fat idiot in a trailer somewhere in Alabama is sitting at his computer preemptively updating resume to list him being part of "MAGA Supreme Council" as if that's an actual thing
“MAGA Supreme Council”
“MAGA Majority Defender”
“Elite Swamp Drainers for Trump”
“The Trump Unchained Inner Sanctum”
These are some of the fake groups Trump tells supporters they can join if they hand over their money.
“MAGA Majority Defender”
“Elite Swamp Drainers for Trump”
“The Trump Unchained Inner Sanctum”
These are some of the fake groups Trump tells supporters they can join if they hand over their money.
January 27, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Some fat idiot in a trailer somewhere in Alabama is sitting at his computer preemptively updating resume to list him being part of "MAGA Supreme Council" as if that's an actual thing
FAAAAAAAADE INTO YOUUU
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
FAAAAAAAADE INTO YOUUU
Supreme irony of some fruity Latino saying this in his f*ggy Spanish accent 😏 Bitch YOU are the one who should be getting deported, you're not invited to the white-people function lil bro
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Supreme irony of some fruity Latino saying this in his f*ggy Spanish accent 😏 Bitch YOU are the one who should be getting deported, you're not invited to the white-people function lil bro
"These liberals are idiotic losers" is not news
January 27, 2026 at 6:28 PM
"These liberals are idiotic losers" is not news
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the incredible gall to say “we have to look honestly at ourselves” to a room full of investigative journalists at the peak of their careers after you’ve been hired over them from your blog
Weiss' full remarks to CBS News staff (1/4)
January 27, 2026 at 5:57 PM
the incredible gall to say “we have to look honestly at ourselves” to a room full of investigative journalists at the peak of their careers after you’ve been hired over them from your blog
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
The edible is kicking in just as I put on "Fade Into You" for a bathroom break and I'm listening to this song through my earbuds just tripping balls lmao
January 27, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The edible is kicking in just as I put on "Fade Into You" for a bathroom break and I'm listening to this song through my earbuds just tripping balls lmao
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