Dark Woke Boyd
@boydbiceps.bsky.social
Unhinged leftist anime boomer who dislikes smarmy liberals. My reposts are genuine endorsements, but my normal posts are mostly just shitposts unless I'm criticizing Israel or the Oklahoma City Thunder (same thing).
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Dark Woke Boyd
@boydbiceps.bsky.social
· Dec 24
#Promosky (Bromosky)
—Boyd, age 69, he/him, MDNI
—Not actually gay but don't worry about it
—Leftist Shitposter
—Unhinged Anime Boomer
—Jack-Off Champion
—Constantly Farting
—Muscular 500 pounds
—The Bass Pro Shops
—"A Doug's Life" creator
—Santa hats stay on during Gay Sex™️
↻ + ♡︎ appreciated !
—Boyd, age 69, he/him, MDNI
—Not actually gay but don't worry about it
—Leftist Shitposter
—Unhinged Anime Boomer
—Jack-Off Champion
—Constantly Farting
—Muscular 500 pounds
—The Bass Pro Shops
—"A Doug's Life" creator
—Santa hats stay on during Gay Sex™️
↻ + ♡︎ appreciated !
"DURRR FoX NeWs ToLd Me To HaTe TiM WaLz DURRRRR"
January 29, 2026 at 1:19 PM
"DURRR FoX NeWs ToLd Me To HaTe TiM WaLz DURRRRR"
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WAITER! WAITER! MORE GIRLS KISSING, PLEASE
January 29, 2026 at 11:39 AM
WAITER! WAITER! MORE GIRLS KISSING, PLEASE
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nobody did this for Charlie Kirk.
In the bleakest of times at least this is a leading indicator that the people on the right side of history are going to win
In the bleakest of times at least this is a leading indicator that the people on the right side of history are going to win
A lot of people gathered tonight outside the Department of Veterans Affairs in D.C. for a vigil memorializing Alex Pretti, who worked as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 AM
nobody did this for Charlie Kirk.
In the bleakest of times at least this is a leading indicator that the people on the right side of history are going to win
In the bleakest of times at least this is a leading indicator that the people on the right side of history are going to win
I'm sorry for being cringe I really don't know how to turn it off
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I'm sorry for being cringe I really don't know how to turn it off
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“I don’t want to pay taxes.”
“I don’t want to wear a mask.”
“You can’t make me be a decent human being.”
“You can’t make me care about anyone but myself.”
“I don’t want to wear a mask.”
“You can’t make me be a decent human being.”
“You can’t make me care about anyone but myself.”
It’s just incredibly funny this is supposed to be the “freedom” party. It was never about any freedom except their right to be selfish assholes and not feel bad about it.
January 28, 2026 at 3:03 AM
“I don’t want to pay taxes.”
“I don’t want to wear a mask.”
“You can’t make me be a decent human being.”
“You can’t make me care about anyone but myself.”
“I don’t want to wear a mask.”
“You can’t make me be a decent human being.”
“You can’t make me care about anyone but myself.”
Freaky sweet
currently Family Guy is airing on three (3) different cable channels at once. Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, and FXX.
January 29, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Freaky sweet
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We're all so used to Trump's constant rallies now we don't really talk about how fucking weird they are anymore. He's been holding ego-stroking rally events since 2016. Over 900 of them...for a DECADE. Same goes for his merch. It's not normal, but it's been normalized to the point of invisibility.
January 29, 2026 at 12:19 AM
We're all so used to Trump's constant rallies now we don't really talk about how fucking weird they are anymore. He's been holding ego-stroking rally events since 2016. Over 900 of them...for a DECADE. Same goes for his merch. It's not normal, but it's been normalized to the point of invisibility.
I do not apologize for being cringe
January 29, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I do not apologize for being cringe
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Hell yeah. New box.
January 28, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Hell yeah. New box.
Hell yeah brother
bumper sticker seen in south minneapolis: “SUCKING COCK AND KICKING ICE OFF THE BLOCK”
January 29, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Hell yeah brother
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Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out
January 27, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out
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Landmark Center
Rice Park January
Saint Paul Minnesota
Rice Park January
Saint Paul Minnesota
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Landmark Center
Rice Park January
Saint Paul Minnesota
Rice Park January
Saint Paul Minnesota
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trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 PM
trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked
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Go Seahawks!!!
In case you don't really have a dog in this fight and haven't decided who to root for yet.
January 28, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Go Seahawks!!!
Lelbron
Usually when LeBron is honored with a video board tribute he interacts with the crowd a lot more. Seemed like a much more reflective (and emotional?) reaction tonight. 🤷🏼♂️
January 29, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Lelbron
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we are also about to see a 100% not guilty rate because none of these people did anything.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 9:49 PM
we are also about to see a 100% not guilty rate because none of these people did anything.
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“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
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i wont pretend that i wasnt a pretty big fan of nicki minaj but there is definitely a consistency to the guys she backs
January 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
i wont pretend that i wasnt a pretty big fan of nicki minaj but there is definitely a consistency to the guys she backs
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Fuck, Rob’s gonna lose half of his sick hats.
January 28, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Fuck, Rob’s gonna lose half of his sick hats.
I'm funny, I'm very frickin funny, I'm fuckin hilarious
January 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I'm funny, I'm very frickin funny, I'm fuckin hilarious
@brittfar.bsky.social BOOP let's have Gay Sex BOOP
January 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
@brittfar.bsky.social BOOP let's have Gay Sex BOOP
We cannot trust federal officers, we cannot trust federal agencies. BITCH you know these fuckers are EVIL. WHAT THE FUCK.
January 28, 2026 at 6:40 PM
We cannot trust federal officers, we cannot trust federal agencies. BITCH you know these fuckers are EVIL. WHAT THE FUCK.
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January 28, 2026 at 5:41 PM