BRAB
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Everybody’s favorite unkillable dirt pile
(Paul Simon voice)
4 ways to weigh your koala
Just hop on the tree, Lee
Grab onto your toy, Roy
Jump in your sack, Jack
And set yourself free
Just get in the tub, bub
You can bring your stuffed bud
Just see what you weigh, Jay
And set yourself free
4 ways to weigh your koala
Just hop on the tree, Lee
Grab onto your toy, Roy
Jump in your sack, Jack
And set yourself free
Just get in the tub, bub
You can bring your stuffed bud
Just see what you weigh, Jay
And set yourself free
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
(Paul Simon voice)
4 ways to weigh your koala
Just hop on the tree, Lee
Grab onto your toy, Roy
Jump in your sack, Jack
And set yourself free
Just get in the tub, bub
You can bring your stuffed bud
Just see what you weigh, Jay
And set yourself free
4 ways to weigh your koala
Just hop on the tree, Lee
Grab onto your toy, Roy
Jump in your sack, Jack
And set yourself free
Just get in the tub, bub
You can bring your stuffed bud
Just see what you weigh, Jay
And set yourself free
When I was in journalism we’d scrutinize every little word, punctuation, space and spelling, especially in the headline. Nowadays we’re just using fuckin present tense for dead people.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
When I was in journalism we’d scrutinize every little word, punctuation, space and spelling, especially in the headline. Nowadays we’re just using fuckin present tense for dead people.
This song came on my shuffle and I made a noise like I had touched an exposed electrical wire
October 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This song came on my shuffle and I made a noise like I had touched an exposed electrical wire
Forget your Mount Rushmore of pro wrestlers, who is your Mount Rushmore of scarred up wrestler foreheads?
June 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Forget your Mount Rushmore of pro wrestlers, who is your Mount Rushmore of scarred up wrestler foreheads?
You: Why do the plates have to face inward?
Me:
Me:
June 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You: Why do the plates have to face inward?
Me:
Me:
Should I ditch the pic because Wedding Ring or keep the pic because Cute?
May 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Should I ditch the pic because Wedding Ring or keep the pic because Cute?
It’s 100 Brits vs 100 Americans and I’m feeling confident until *they* show up
May 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s 100 Brits vs 100 Americans and I’m feeling confident until *they* show up
“Roman Reigns voice support for Donald Trump”
April 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“Roman Reigns voice support for Donald Trump”
Since I posted my 16-week progress everywhere else, left pic is yesterday and right pic was 9/25/24. 16-lb difference.
January 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Since I posted my 16-week progress everywhere else, left pic is yesterday and right pic was 9/25/24. 16-lb difference.
If anybody nearby Pittsburgh wants some chicken/turkey poultry stock hit me up
February 22, 2024 at 2:09 AM
If anybody nearby Pittsburgh wants some chicken/turkey poultry stock hit me up
I love when you can tell a courtroom sketch artist just fucking hates a subject
November 9, 2023 at 11:38 AM
I love when you can tell a courtroom sketch artist just fucking hates a subject
Have a shreksy Halloween
October 28, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Have a shreksy Halloween
Gonna start telling ppl I live here
October 25, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Gonna start telling ppl I live here
Smash Mouth song “Let’s Rock” came on shuffle and boy does this hit different after Steve Harwell died
September 9, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Smash Mouth song “Let’s Rock” came on shuffle and boy does this hit different after Steve Harwell died
Why can’t we target some family-friendly free agents
August 2, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Why can’t we target some family-friendly free agents
Gotta have one before it can develop defects
July 23, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Gotta have one before it can develop defects