BRAB
@bradcandoit.bsky.social
Everybody’s favorite unkillable dirt pile
Nothing more Humbling than who Hinge thinks you are “Most Compatible” with
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Nothing more Humbling than who Hinge thinks you are “Most Compatible” with
I had to find pictures to recreate it because I originally Retweeted a now-deleted post for it, but this is the only funny thing I ever posted on Twitter according to @franzferdinand2.bsky.social :
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I had to find pictures to recreate it because I originally Retweeted a now-deleted post for it, but this is the only funny thing I ever posted on Twitter according to @franzferdinand2.bsky.social :
They argued Obama wasn’t American, started MULTIPLE far-right extremist movements, enacted innumerable acts of political and social violence and stormed the Capitol in an insurrection when Trump lost an election.
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
They argued Obama wasn’t American, started MULTIPLE far-right extremist movements, enacted innumerable acts of political and social violence and stormed the Capitol in an insurrection when Trump lost an election.
They need to make weed that makes you feel full.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
They need to make weed that makes you feel full.
For a song I’ve never considered being about vampires, John Cougar Mellencamp’s “Hurts So Good” is pretty fuckin vampirey.
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
For a song I’ve never considered being about vampires, John Cougar Mellencamp’s “Hurts So Good” is pretty fuckin vampirey.
The face MBS made when Bubba’s Mouthpiece said “He knew nothing about it” is the face you make when you know ALLLLLL about it
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The face MBS made when Bubba’s Mouthpiece said “He knew nothing about it” is the face you make when you know ALLLLLL about it
Is He Depressed Or Is He Just Really Into Eating Takeout
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Is He Depressed Or Is He Just Really Into Eating Takeout
That feeling when you’ve been struggling with money only to realize you had $700 in your Venmo account you forgot about
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
That feeling when you’ve been struggling with money only to realize you had $700 in your Venmo account you forgot about
The Media: “I wonder what’s going on in Donald Trump’s head”
Bill Clinton: “Too much teeth, that’s what.”
Bill Clinton: “Too much teeth, that’s what.”
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The Media: “I wonder what’s going on in Donald Trump’s head”
Bill Clinton: “Too much teeth, that’s what.”
Bill Clinton: “Too much teeth, that’s what.”
Thinking about the time a guy posted on the Baldur’s Gate 3 subreddit about how much his mom looked like Shadowheart, with photos, and the comments were split between What You Would Expect and people genuinely trying to help him troubleshoot having posted his hot mom to Reddit unprompted.
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Thinking about the time a guy posted on the Baldur’s Gate 3 subreddit about how much his mom looked like Shadowheart, with photos, and the comments were split between What You Would Expect and people genuinely trying to help him troubleshoot having posted his hot mom to Reddit unprompted.
When I was in journalism we’d scrutinize every little word, punctuation, space and spelling, especially in the headline. Nowadays we’re just using fuckin present tense for dead people.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
When I was in journalism we’d scrutinize every little word, punctuation, space and spelling, especially in the headline. Nowadays we’re just using fuckin present tense for dead people.
The Edmund Fitzgerald sank in November ‘75 and Gordon Lightfoot was in the studio recording his song about the wreck in December.
Modern day Gordon Lightfoot is a TikToker who memed the shit out of the Titanic submarine, basically.
Modern day Gordon Lightfoot is a TikToker who memed the shit out of the Titanic submarine, basically.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Edmund Fitzgerald sank in November ‘75 and Gordon Lightfoot was in the studio recording his song about the wreck in December.
Modern day Gordon Lightfoot is a TikToker who memed the shit out of the Titanic submarine, basically.
Modern day Gordon Lightfoot is a TikToker who memed the shit out of the Titanic submarine, basically.
Only two songs I’m listening to today are The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald and the Ducktales NES game’s Moon Theme
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Only two songs I’m listening to today are The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald and the Ducktales NES game’s Moon Theme
Feeling like a sicko might start a Prequel Trilogy watchthrough
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Feeling like a sicko might start a Prequel Trilogy watchthrough
We’re drinking gin with an Oktoberfest back and watching YouTube wiffleball
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
We’re drinking gin with an Oktoberfest back and watching YouTube wiffleball
Rap name Lil Dumbass
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Rap name Lil Dumbass
When you thought you were finished at the gym but then the Rage song from the final scene of The Matrix comes on shuffle
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
When you thought you were finished at the gym but then the Rage song from the final scene of The Matrix comes on shuffle
Pretty crazy that we’ve been living though an IRL rendition of “Marge Vs The Monorail” writ nationally for 10 years now
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Pretty crazy that we’ve been living though an IRL rendition of “Marge Vs The Monorail” writ nationally for 10 years now
I just want to go 3-6 months without having to learn about a new subsect of far-right incel radicals
November 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I just want to go 3-6 months without having to learn about a new subsect of far-right incel radicals
I’m grateful for YouTubers making “What Happened In Outer Worlds 1” videos because there’s a ton of shit I thought I remembered that was actually from Starfield smh
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’m grateful for YouTubers making “What Happened In Outer Worlds 1” videos because there’s a ton of shit I thought I remembered that was actually from Starfield smh
The Detroit Lions and The Pittsburgh Steelers have the same record through 9 weeks and I cannot emotionally reconcile this
November 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Detroit Lions and The Pittsburgh Steelers have the same record through 9 weeks and I cannot emotionally reconcile this
I kinda wanna start doing security at sporting events, just so I can have a chance at being the guy who tackles a dude running onto the field.
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I kinda wanna start doing security at sporting events, just so I can have a chance at being the guy who tackles a dude running onto the field.
Dia De Los Muertos is actually the best part of Spooky Season because the whole point is to stay up late and smoke one for the dead homies
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Dia De Los Muertos is actually the best part of Spooky Season because the whole point is to stay up late and smoke one for the dead homies
Mumble Rap 🤝 90s Grunge:
Not enunciating to illustrate how few fucks you give
Not enunciating to illustrate how few fucks you give
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Mumble Rap 🤝 90s Grunge:
Not enunciating to illustrate how few fucks you give
Not enunciating to illustrate how few fucks you give
I never gave it a chance at the time because I was bitter it wasn’t Rage but that first Audioslave record has some absolute nukes on it
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I never gave it a chance at the time because I was bitter it wasn’t Rage but that first Audioslave record has some absolute nukes on it