Hinge: “We think you and Tina should meet!”
Tina: Is a literal feral raccoon

(Paul Simon voice)
4 ways to weigh your koala
Just hop on the tree, Lee
Grab onto your toy, Roy
Jump in your sack, Jack
And set yourself free
Just get in the tub, bub
You can bring your stuffed bud
Just see what you weigh, Jay
And set yourself free

That’s my emotional support $700

I’ll never not be on my feet for Duel Of The Fates

This year even more than last year, nobody is going to win the NFC North, but somebody is going to survive it.