Brainmist
@brainmist.bsky.social
FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
This is a* federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.
*not exclusively
If you don't use alt text, I won't reskeet. Accessibility isn't hard.
(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
This is a* federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.
*not exclusively
If you don't use alt text, I won't reskeet. Accessibility isn't hard.
(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
It would have taken a whole five seconds to provide alt text, but that was clearly valuable emoji time.
February 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
It would have taken a whole five seconds to provide alt text, but that was clearly valuable emoji time.
And the one commenter blames her for leaving the house while brown:
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
And the one commenter blames her for leaving the house while brown:
Oh, sometimes they do.
This sweet lil guy showed up out of the blue, and gave me a pitiful "please don't yell at me!" face.
And spent the rest of his life being everybody's lapdog.
This sweet lil guy showed up out of the blue, and gave me a pitiful "please don't yell at me!" face.
And spent the rest of his life being everybody's lapdog.
January 29, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Oh, sometimes they do.
This sweet lil guy showed up out of the blue, and gave me a pitiful "please don't yell at me!" face.
And spent the rest of his life being everybody's lapdog.
This sweet lil guy showed up out of the blue, and gave me a pitiful "please don't yell at me!" face.
And spent the rest of his life being everybody's lapdog.
With alt text:
(y'all. Take 5 seconds to piss off the anti-accessibility people)
(y'all. Take 5 seconds to piss off the anti-accessibility people)
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 AM
With alt text:
(y'all. Take 5 seconds to piss off the anti-accessibility people)
(y'all. Take 5 seconds to piss off the anti-accessibility people)
Supergeniuses, per Huberman:
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Supergeniuses, per Huberman:
It may be attached to a meter (big cylindrical boxy thing with a dial); in my house, it's a lever that looks like this:
But honestly, just turn off anything that looks like it's headed that area; if one pipe burst, more might go. Then open the faucets to drain them/relieve pressure.
But honestly, just turn off anything that looks like it's headed that area; if one pipe burst, more might go. Then open the faucets to drain them/relieve pressure.
January 24, 2026 at 9:50 AM
It may be attached to a meter (big cylindrical boxy thing with a dial); in my house, it's a lever that looks like this:
But honestly, just turn off anything that looks like it's headed that area; if one pipe burst, more might go. Then open the faucets to drain them/relieve pressure.
But honestly, just turn off anything that looks like it's headed that area; if one pipe burst, more might go. Then open the faucets to drain them/relieve pressure.
That's a good starting point....
Kinda reminds me of Nyancat
Kinda reminds me of Nyancat
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
That's a good starting point....
Kinda reminds me of Nyancat
Kinda reminds me of Nyancat
It's meant to appeal to Gen x, who grew up huffing these:
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It's meant to appeal to Gen x, who grew up huffing these:
Normal goon Vs. White supremacist fascist goon:
January 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Normal goon Vs. White supremacist fascist goon:
As to POC, Storm Lake is Iowa's most diverse city. And they're a pocket of less-right-leaning in a sea of deep red.
I get wanting to "not all white people" this, but the reality is it's a fucking lot of white people, rural AND urban, which is pretty shameful.
bestneighborhood.org/conservative...
I get wanting to "not all white people" this, but the reality is it's a fucking lot of white people, rural AND urban, which is pretty shameful.
bestneighborhood.org/conservative...
January 17, 2026 at 1:05 AM
As to POC, Storm Lake is Iowa's most diverse city. And they're a pocket of less-right-leaning in a sea of deep red.
I get wanting to "not all white people" this, but the reality is it's a fucking lot of white people, rural AND urban, which is pretty shameful.
bestneighborhood.org/conservative...
I get wanting to "not all white people" this, but the reality is it's a fucking lot of white people, rural AND urban, which is pretty shameful.
bestneighborhood.org/conservative...
Simmer down, Gaston.
January 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Simmer down, Gaston.
Low key Harrison Ford sexy: the peregrine falcon. Not flashy or fashionable, probably teaches history, yet will zoom into action to save the world at the drop of a fedora.
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Low key Harrison Ford sexy: the peregrine falcon. Not flashy or fashionable, probably teaches history, yet will zoom into action to save the world at the drop of a fedora.
Is this.... is this a better timeline? 😄 It certainly seems a but happier!
#MamdaniEffect
(Also, alt text! Do it just to spite the people who hate accessibility, even if they're probably still all on Twitter!)
#MamdaniEffect
(Also, alt text! Do it just to spite the people who hate accessibility, even if they're probably still all on Twitter!)
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Is this.... is this a better timeline? 😄 It certainly seems a but happier!
#MamdaniEffect
(Also, alt text! Do it just to spite the people who hate accessibility, even if they're probably still all on Twitter!)
#MamdaniEffect
(Also, alt text! Do it just to spite the people who hate accessibility, even if they're probably still all on Twitter!)
Um.
Shouldn't this just be "Mamdani INauguration"?
What, exactly, is the "debate"?
Shouldn't this just be "Mamdani INauguration"?
What, exactly, is the "debate"?
January 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Um.
Shouldn't this just be "Mamdani INauguration"?
What, exactly, is the "debate"?
Shouldn't this just be "Mamdani INauguration"?
What, exactly, is the "debate"?
Really, except the cabbies, there's some overlap with rural Midwestern driving:
1. You will be cut off. Probably by a tractor. Maybe one that looks like this:
2a. It will be driving way too slow. And also taking both lanes. Resist the temptation to try to go under it. RESIST!
1. You will be cut off. Probably by a tractor. Maybe one that looks like this:
2a. It will be driving way too slow. And also taking both lanes. Resist the temptation to try to go under it. RESIST!
January 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Really, except the cabbies, there's some overlap with rural Midwestern driving:
1. You will be cut off. Probably by a tractor. Maybe one that looks like this:
2a. It will be driving way too slow. And also taking both lanes. Resist the temptation to try to go under it. RESIST!
1. You will be cut off. Probably by a tractor. Maybe one that looks like this:
2a. It will be driving way too slow. And also taking both lanes. Resist the temptation to try to go under it. RESIST!
This makes so much more sense now:
December 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This makes so much more sense now:
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
In an image: watching in horror and rage while malignant narcissists destroy everything that was built for the People, all to avoid their crimes, line their own pockets, and erect monuments to their crass vanity.
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
In an image: watching in horror and rage while malignant narcissists destroy everything that was built for the People, all to avoid their crimes, line their own pockets, and erect monuments to their crass vanity.
This is truly the Supergenius party.
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This is truly the Supergenius party.
We'd have to try to figure out if you were parodying Iowa's new logo, or if they were parodying you:
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We'd have to try to figure out if you were parodying Iowa's new logo, or if they were parodying you: