Brainmist
@brainmist.bsky.social
FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
Or don't be surprised when better people commemorate your empty, torn down boots.
This is a* federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.
*not exclusively
(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
Or don't be surprised when better people commemorate your empty, torn down boots.
This is a* federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.
*not exclusively
(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
Chuck Schumer better watch out, she's coming for his position.
January 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Chuck Schumer better watch out, she's coming for his position.
Yeeaaahh, that one is a mystery. 😄
January 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Yeeaaahh, that one is a mystery. 😄
WOW.
Hard to make it any clearer that for some people, crosses and bibles are just props.
Hard to make it any clearer that for some people, crosses and bibles are just props.
January 23, 2026 at 10:21 PM
WOW.
Hard to make it any clearer that for some people, crosses and bibles are just props.
Hard to make it any clearer that for some people, crosses and bibles are just props.
I find myself wondering if this vast crowd is raising the immediate temperature by any measurable amount.
January 23, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I find myself wondering if this vast crowd is raising the immediate temperature by any measurable amount.
I do kinda miss the '70s and '80s, when the threat of being stuck with the kids all day every day (because couldn't attend public school without scheduled vaccinations) was enough to get parents to agree.
Of course, a lot of those parents also remembered measles.
Of course, a lot of those parents also remembered measles.
January 23, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I do kinda miss the '70s and '80s, when the threat of being stuck with the kids all day every day (because couldn't attend public school without scheduled vaccinations) was enough to get parents to agree.
Of course, a lot of those parents also remembered measles.
Of course, a lot of those parents also remembered measles.
This is the best application of religious guilt and shame I've seen in my lifetime.
January 23, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This is the best application of religious guilt and shame I've seen in my lifetime.
I would like a timeline where I could sleep so blissfully unconcerned.
January 23, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I would like a timeline where I could sleep so blissfully unconcerned.
Defending immigrants made her a race traitor to the white supremacists. And that made her a target.
January 23, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Defending immigrants made her a race traitor to the white supremacists. And that made her a target.
DHS has their Ilsa.
Minneapolis? Has Elsa.
Minneapolis? Has Elsa.
January 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
DHS has their Ilsa.
Minneapolis? Has Elsa.
Minneapolis? Has Elsa.
"Exactly one year before Roe".
Um.
So.
They didn't legally have a choice? They were just stuck (well, mom was anyway)? They didn't so much "allow" you as "were forced to have" you?
Um.
So.
They didn't legally have a choice? They were just stuck (well, mom was anyway)? They didn't so much "allow" you as "were forced to have" you?
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
"Exactly one year before Roe".
Um.
So.
They didn't legally have a choice? They were just stuck (well, mom was anyway)? They didn't so much "allow" you as "were forced to have" you?
Um.
So.
They didn't legally have a choice? They were just stuck (well, mom was anyway)? They didn't so much "allow" you as "were forced to have" you?
The tone of this changes so much with addition of one adjective....
"Babies are cute but grown kids make better nachos".
Jonathan Swift: *splutter* HOW DARE!?!
"Babies are cute but grown kids make better nachos".
Jonathan Swift: *splutter* HOW DARE!?!
January 23, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The tone of this changes so much with addition of one adjective....
"Babies are cute but grown kids make better nachos".
Jonathan Swift: *splutter* HOW DARE!?!
"Babies are cute but grown kids make better nachos".
Jonathan Swift: *splutter* HOW DARE!?!
"Hey, remember when you grew up being told if you studied hard, went to college, etc, you could get ahead? Well, we only want billionaires getting ahead now. Back to the coal mines!"
January 23, 2026 at 6:35 PM
"Hey, remember when you grew up being told if you studied hard, went to college, etc, you could get ahead? Well, we only want billionaires getting ahead now. Back to the coal mines!"
That's a good starting point....
Kinda reminds me of Nyancat
Kinda reminds me of Nyancat
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
That's a good starting point....
Kinda reminds me of Nyancat
Kinda reminds me of Nyancat
And denying food to kids.
January 23, 2026 at 6:07 PM
And denying food to kids.
"The strength of the American family -- that's what we brought back"
Says the Speaker for the party that has spent 10 years schisming families across America.
Quote him in every article where some MAGA fascist is whining about how no one came to Christmas and they haven't seen their grandkids.
Says the Speaker for the party that has spent 10 years schisming families across America.
Quote him in every article where some MAGA fascist is whining about how no one came to Christmas and they haven't seen their grandkids.
January 23, 2026 at 6:07 PM
"The strength of the American family -- that's what we brought back"
Says the Speaker for the party that has spent 10 years schisming families across America.
Quote him in every article where some MAGA fascist is whining about how no one came to Christmas and they haven't seen their grandkids.
Says the Speaker for the party that has spent 10 years schisming families across America.
Quote him in every article where some MAGA fascist is whining about how no one came to Christmas and they haven't seen their grandkids.
Please tell me there's a plumper mongoose version with "OH LAWD THEY TREADIN'"
January 23, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Please tell me there's a plumper mongoose version with "OH LAWD THEY TREADIN'"
At least you'll be warm?
January 23, 2026 at 6:00 PM
At least you'll be warm?
GOP: And we'd better take these "rioters", they clearly support criminals and hate America.
GOP: Hey, that one doesn't look properly scared! And she's trying to leave! *BANG BANG BANG CRASH*
Whew! That was close!
Kids: Can we at least have food?
GOP: Sorry, no room in the budget.
GOP: Hey, that one doesn't look properly scared! And she's trying to leave! *BANG BANG BANG CRASH*
Whew! That was close!
Kids: Can we at least have food?
GOP: Sorry, no room in the budget.
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 PM
GOP: And we'd better take these "rioters", they clearly support criminals and hate America.
GOP: Hey, that one doesn't look properly scared! And she's trying to leave! *BANG BANG BANG CRASH*
Whew! That was close!
Kids: Can we at least have food?
GOP: Sorry, no room in the budget.
GOP: Hey, that one doesn't look properly scared! And she's trying to leave! *BANG BANG BANG CRASH*
Whew! That was close!
Kids: Can we at least have food?
GOP: Sorry, no room in the budget.
Kids: SOME OF THEM ARE CITIZENS! AND ALL OF THEM ARE PEOPLE!!!
GOP: Ah, but are they 'good' people? Look, this guy whom we stalked, chased down, and dragged away from his home and child is clearly abandoning his child.
Kids: O.O
GOP: Y'know, better take the kid, too, he may go bad any minute.
GOP: Ah, but are they 'good' people? Look, this guy whom we stalked, chased down, and dragged away from his home and child is clearly abandoning his child.
Kids: O.O
GOP: Y'know, better take the kid, too, he may go bad any minute.
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Kids: SOME OF THEM ARE CITIZENS! AND ALL OF THEM ARE PEOPLE!!!
GOP: Ah, but are they 'good' people? Look, this guy whom we stalked, chased down, and dragged away from his home and child is clearly abandoning his child.
Kids: O.O
GOP: Y'know, better take the kid, too, he may go bad any minute.
GOP: Ah, but are they 'good' people? Look, this guy whom we stalked, chased down, and dragged away from his home and child is clearly abandoning his child.
Kids: O.O
GOP: Y'know, better take the kid, too, he may go bad any minute.
GOP: In fact, really what we need to do is remove all those "questionable" types before they even have a chance for criming! MORE BUDGET FOR ICE!
Kids: HOW DOES MASKED, ARMED THUGS KIDNAPPING PEOPLE OFF THE STREETS MAKE US SAFER?
GOP: Well, you see, we've declared them "illegal".
Kids: HOW DOES MASKED, ARMED THUGS KIDNAPPING PEOPLE OFF THE STREETS MAKE US SAFER?
GOP: Well, you see, we've declared them "illegal".
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 PM
GOP: In fact, really what we need to do is remove all those "questionable" types before they even have a chance for criming! MORE BUDGET FOR ICE!
Kids: HOW DOES MASKED, ARMED THUGS KIDNAPPING PEOPLE OFF THE STREETS MAKE US SAFER?
GOP: Well, you see, we've declared them "illegal".
Kids: HOW DOES MASKED, ARMED THUGS KIDNAPPING PEOPLE OFF THE STREETS MAKE US SAFER?
GOP: Well, you see, we've declared them "illegal".
GOP: More budget for cops!
Kids: Will the cops save us?
GOP: ahaha they are not legally obligated to try, no. But they might shoot you if you look 'questionable'!
*holds up color chart*
Kids: HOW WOULD THAT MAKE US SAFER??
GOP: Well, it makes US feel safer, so.
Kids: Will the cops save us?
GOP: ahaha they are not legally obligated to try, no. But they might shoot you if you look 'questionable'!
*holds up color chart*
Kids: HOW WOULD THAT MAKE US SAFER??
GOP: Well, it makes US feel safer, so.
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 PM
GOP: More budget for cops!
Kids: Will the cops save us?
GOP: ahaha they are not legally obligated to try, no. But they might shoot you if you look 'questionable'!
*holds up color chart*
Kids: HOW WOULD THAT MAKE US SAFER??
GOP: Well, it makes US feel safer, so.
Kids: Will the cops save us?
GOP: ahaha they are not legally obligated to try, no. But they might shoot you if you look 'questionable'!
*holds up color chart*
Kids: HOW WOULD THAT MAKE US SAFER??
GOP: Well, it makes US feel safer, so.
And vents. Clear your vents and exhaust. If your car interior smells fumey, go check again.
January 23, 2026 at 5:47 PM
And vents. Clear your vents and exhaust. If your car interior smells fumey, go check again.