We left X and joined Bluesky because those against our parks said, “If you don’t like it, leave.” So we did. And now they’re saying, “No, come back so we can say mean things to you—it makes us feel important.”

Women are the gatekeepers of patriarchy.

Read it again if you need.

There is something deeply amusing about musklings coming here and realizing there’s no algorithm to boost their rage bait, which was their main advantage.

This absolutely sweet, adorable good girl is 13 today! She moves a little more slowly, doesn’t hear as well, but gives kisses and lovies whenever you want them. She’ll never turn down a game of fetch, loves her cat siblings to excess, and protects our family like it’s her job.❤️

My use of honey goes up exponentially during cold and flu season.

Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:

Tons of old receipts
Taser
So much change
Broken pen
At least one watch

Gaetz as attorney general is a red herring. It provided him a quick release valve to resign from Congress because of the ethics report that was about to come out.

Who thinks I should do a variation of one of these for Christmas this year, instead of a traditional tree? I think I’m in the mood for something different.

I watch rug and carpet cleaning videos like it’s my job and I’m clocking overtime.

Why yes, my babies will be migrating here with me. Did anyone think they wouldn’t? 🤩

The #FAFO is hitting so fast, like they ordered it on Amazon Prime Next-Day delivery.

I want Biden’s very last act in office to be pardoning Hunter.

So, this thread is the answer Elon’s Grok 2 gave me a moment ago:

I’m not here because I need to live in a bubble or echo chamber. I’m here because the ugly muppet made the bird app an unsafe place to be.

Only Kenneth knows.