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Brandon
@brandonjschwartz.com
Law, political theory, language, computers.

Attorney at schwartzapc.com
President at boomajoom.com

Nothing I post is legal advice, and I’m not your attorney. Occasional Escrow Manager.
Cardigan-adjacent, but I’m guessing it resembles this.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What’s a little ex parte communication between friends?
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Society if Billy Mays had not been taken from us before he could become president.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Great. Ski off.
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I suggest you go skiing.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don’t recall asking.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ok.
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Did you ever ask yourself why I didn’t become an attorney until I was 35? You have absolutely no idea what I know and don’t know about the how the legal system operates.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As I said: In my experience, someone like this escalates if I were to block them.
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
He’s threatened to file frivolous lawsuits against me. At least every other week, he gets drunk or high and spends hours on tirades about my sex life, my physical appearance, my intelligence, and anything else he can think of.

But sure man, I’ll take up skiing.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
He’s told judges in two courts that I’ve committed felonies. He’s promised to ruin my life and has tried to jeopardize my professional license. He’s sent me hundreds of graphic, sexual emails about me. He’s twice claimed to possess CSAM depicting me.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
In my experience, someone like this escalates if I were to block them.

This person has tried to locate and identify members of my family and promises to have them sexually assaulted. He’s threatened to assault me. He’s tried to identify the make and model of the car I drive.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I have plenty of hobbies. I’m not sure how adding skiing to the list is going to do much about a guy who has harassed me for three years and who is now claiming I was sexually abused as a child, had my abuse filmed, and who claims to possess images of that abuse. Maybe you can walk me through that.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Update: he now has publicly claimed to possess CSAM depicting me.

Sooo… he’s taking this well.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
He’s currently winding up. Definitely not happy my DMCA complaints were granted considering his vast experience in copyright law.
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Thank you, Julie, for helping me get another perspective on this. I sincerely appreciate it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
And I guess related, if this person took the effort to try to figure out the make and model of the car you drove. If your needle is still on restraint, then (a) damn, I’m sorry women go through that but (b) then I’m also firmly on restraint.
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
That said, what if in his threats to have your mother sexually assaulted by homeless people, this person posted the street name your mother lived on? And in other posts he stated the street other relatives of your lived on (not knowing they were deceased)?
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
And also because I don’t want to damage my credibility by turning some weirdo’s mental breakdown on the internet into an expenditure of judicial resources unless it’s really compelling.
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I don’t take any of this in a negative way. I asked you because I trust you. This is grating on me, but I’m horribly reluctant to take any kind of action in part because of the context in which you said what you did.
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM