Brandon
@brandonjschwartz.com
Law, political theory, language, computers.
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Nothing I post is legal advice, and I’m not your attorney. Occasional Escrow Manager.
Attorney at schwartzapc.com
President at boomajoom.com
Nothing I post is legal advice, and I’m not your attorney. Occasional Escrow Manager.
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Brandon
@brandonjschwartz.com
· Jan 10
If you call fake MAGA Kyle Rittenhouse the murderer a murderer and a homicide, a lot of weirdos will come out of the weeds and try to fight you.
If I win the lottery, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs.
January 22, 2026 at 7:40 PM
If I win the lottery, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs.
Chris Ahuja wants to codify Bivens and abolish ICE. Those are damn strong propositions for someone trying to get into Congress. If you're in his district, you should give that some serious thought when you decide who to vote for.
Trump didn’t invent ICE—he weaponized it. He told MAGA who to fear, and ICE enforced that fear. Brad Sherman voted YES on the Patriot Act while leaders like Bernie Sanders and Barbara Lee voted NO. The result isn’t enforcement—it’s intimidation in Hispanic neighborhoods. #AbolishICE #CA32
January 22, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Chris Ahuja wants to codify Bivens and abolish ICE. Those are damn strong propositions for someone trying to get into Congress. If you're in his district, you should give that some serious thought when you decide who to vote for.
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This is Tom Wrocklage lol. He is a tax attorney that is utterly and completely batshit crazy
This is him on a NYC school board zoom call getting muted
This is him on a NYC school board zoom call getting muted
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
This is Tom Wrocklage lol. He is a tax attorney that is utterly and completely batshit crazy
This is him on a NYC school board zoom call getting muted
This is him on a NYC school board zoom call getting muted
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January 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
learn spanish
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duolingo settings flogging until i read spanish bible for 8 hours a day
peruvian silver mine jobs
duolingo spanish
how missionaries taught natives spanish
bible in spanish
buy spanish bible online
duolingo settings
duolingo settings bible reminder
duolingo settings flogging until i read spanish bible for 8 hours a day
peruvian silver mine jobs
Does anyone know how to get in touch with former Senator Larry Craig?
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January 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Does anyone know how to get in touch with former Senator Larry Craig?
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First thing we do
January 16, 2026 at 8:01 AM
First thing we do
Hey @prog-r0k.bsky.social if you search for a GIF with the keywords “the litigator” this comes up. (Not my work.)
a pixelated image of a man and a woman dressed as clowns posing for a picture
Alt: a pixelated image of a man and a woman dressed as clowns posing for a picture
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January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Hey @prog-r0k.bsky.social if you search for a GIF with the keywords “the litigator” this comes up. (Not my work.)
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It would take a two-word amendment to 42 U.S.C. § 1983 to subject ICE agents and other federal law enforcement officers to the same liability for constitutional violations that local and state officers currently face.
If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.
If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
It would take a two-word amendment to 42 U.S.C. § 1983 to subject ICE agents and other federal law enforcement officers to the same liability for constitutional violations that local and state officers currently face.
If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.
If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.
Trying to imagine what the cartilage of my home is and I am physically ill.
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Trying to imagine what the cartilage of my home is and I am physically ill.
“You’re a hero in our house. For as long as I’m alive, if we have any issues, you’re the man I will call. God bless you my friend.”
— Relative of a happy client today.
— Relative of a happy client today.
January 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
“You’re a hero in our house. For as long as I’m alive, if we have any issues, you’re the man I will call. God bless you my friend.”
— Relative of a happy client today.
— Relative of a happy client today.
I can't be the only one who sees it.
January 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I can't be the only one who sees it.
Bernie Sanders should open a health clinic treating STDs called “Feel the Bern?”
January 1, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Bernie Sanders should open a health clinic treating STDs called “Feel the Bern?”
Happy “the year selection for the age wheel on websites has added another slight indignity” day to those who celebrate.
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Happy “the year selection for the age wheel on websites has added another slight indignity” day to those who celebrate.
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in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
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December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Just checking in on the LinkedIn crowd this morning.
December 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just checking in on the LinkedIn crowd this morning.
Dr. Mann. Interstellar. Aptly named.
Who among us isn’t pressing the signal button? Survival is the most basic instinct.
(Arguably the real villain in the film is Early Cooper. And then, who among us can resist the draw to our true calling?)
Who among us isn’t pressing the signal button? Survival is the most basic instinct.
(Arguably the real villain in the film is Early Cooper. And then, who among us can resist the draw to our true calling?)
Name your most relatable villain
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Dr. Mann. Interstellar. Aptly named.
Who among us isn’t pressing the signal button? Survival is the most basic instinct.
(Arguably the real villain in the film is Early Cooper. And then, who among us can resist the draw to our true calling?)
Who among us isn’t pressing the signal button? Survival is the most basic instinct.
(Arguably the real villain in the film is Early Cooper. And then, who among us can resist the draw to our true calling?)
I'm told by some person on this website that all Pantone colors are copyrighted and because this is a color using "Pantone" this is probably major infringement.
December 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm told by some person on this website that all Pantone colors are copyrighted and because this is a color using "Pantone" this is probably major infringement.
A friend of mine invited me to a free speech group on Facebook. After getting blocked by a prolific poster for asking things like, “When was the Green New Deal passed into law?” I couldn’t help but ask my question.
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
A friend of mine invited me to a free speech group on Facebook. After getting blocked by a prolific poster for asking things like, “When was the Green New Deal passed into law?” I couldn’t help but ask my question.