✨the glitterati✨
@glitterati.bsky.social
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security engineer. internet slapfight enthusiast. now with real glitter
security engineer. internet slapfight enthusiast. now with real glitter
fuck that dude
throw him out on his ass
throw him out on his ass
Know this, @schumer.senate.gov — if you cave, we will not rest until you are primaried and wrested from your seat. When kids on SNAP aren’t being fed, we’re even more hungry for justice. New York has shown you the people’s power just days ago. You *could* join with us, still, and do the right thing.
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
fuck that dude
throw him out on his ass
throw him out on his ass
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And that entire 2 weeks is just THIS on repeat in my brain, while I knowingly just DON'T DO THE THING
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
And that entire 2 weeks is just THIS on repeat in my brain, while I knowingly just DON'T DO THE THING
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
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Gore Vidal said “It’s not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” That’s how I feel about the disgraceful gutter-bigot campaign run against Mamdani and the do-you-need-to-borrow-an-Ativan freakout about him. These people spectacularly undignified.
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Gore Vidal said “It’s not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” That’s how I feel about the disgraceful gutter-bigot campaign run against Mamdani and the do-you-need-to-borrow-an-Ativan freakout about him. These people spectacularly undignified.
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As an infosec guy I’m finding every detail of the the Louvre theft delightful.
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
As an infosec guy I’m finding every detail of the the Louvre theft delightful.
I made a joke to a friend along the lines of "$10 says he tried to treat cancer with ivermectin or something and left it way too long" and MOTHERFUCKER I WAS KIDDING
November 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I made a joke to a friend along the lines of "$10 says he tried to treat cancer with ivermectin or something and left it way too long" and MOTHERFUCKER I WAS KIDDING
This motherfucker
Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."
October 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
This motherfucker
Case in point. Even your cop buddies are gonna mock you for jumping on dick
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Case in point. Even your cop buddies are gonna mock you for jumping on dick
This. They want to look cool and feel badass.
Doing that to a sparkle unicorn makes them look like a dipshit and feeling like a uncool dipshit is their kryptonite.
Doing that to a sparkle unicorn makes them look like a dipshit and feeling like a uncool dipshit is their kryptonite.
The inflatable costume thing with the protesters is really good because it renders the body armor/CoD weaponry aesthetic of the ICE Nazis even more ridiculous than it already was. Suiting up like Rambo to face down a dancing frog. No coming back from that
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This. They want to look cool and feel badass.
Doing that to a sparkle unicorn makes them look like a dipshit and feeling like a uncool dipshit is their kryptonite.
Doing that to a sparkle unicorn makes them look like a dipshit and feeling like a uncool dipshit is their kryptonite.
If we can't Mussolini him or dump him 10 miles into the desert, I say we send him to the Hague. Not for any specific legal reason, but because he'd find it incredibly insulting.
Pritzker: "Stephen Miller is clearly ordering people to break the law. So he should know that yeah, it may be three years from now that he is held accountable, but I think it's important for them to know that whatever they do now, it's not like we're going to forget."
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If we can't Mussolini him or dump him 10 miles into the desert, I say we send him to the Hague. Not for any specific legal reason, but because he'd find it incredibly insulting.
New code from CTO
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
New code from CTO
Code diff: +6,358 -9,479
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Code diff: +6,358 -9,479
Can we get an update please? Doesn’t have to be OP, just anyone who knows. Did Phil run off with their money?
October 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
I'm coping with ~everything by playing old and kind of mid JRPGs
I figured out how to mod them on my steam deck and I'm having way more fun
I figured out how to mod them on my steam deck and I'm having way more fun
September 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I'm coping with ~everything by playing old and kind of mid JRPGs
I figured out how to mod them on my steam deck and I'm having way more fun
I figured out how to mod them on my steam deck and I'm having way more fun
In response to this, name the last book that you read that you would recommend.
abcnews.go.com/Health/ameri...
abcnews.go.com/Health/ameri...
Americans spend less time reading for fun and more time on screens: Study
Fewer Americans are opening a book for fun each day, with reading for pleasure in the U.S. down 40% over the past 20 years, a new study published Wednesday found.
abcnews.go.com
August 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The Magician's Daughter by @hgparry.bsky.social. It's your normal YA fantasy with a surprisingly nuanced take on growing up and realizing your parents and other adults are just people
There's not a drop of cynicism in the book, but it does not pull its punches, either. Lovingly honest, maybe lol
There's not a drop of cynicism in the book, but it does not pull its punches, either. Lovingly honest, maybe lol
In response to this, name the last book that you read that you would recommend.
abcnews.go.com/Health/ameri...
abcnews.go.com/Health/ameri...
Americans spend less time reading for fun and more time on screens: Study
Fewer Americans are opening a book for fun each day, with reading for pleasure in the U.S. down 40% over the past 20 years, a new study published Wednesday found.
abcnews.go.com
August 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The Magician's Daughter by @hgparry.bsky.social. It's your normal YA fantasy with a surprisingly nuanced take on growing up and realizing your parents and other adults are just people
There's not a drop of cynicism in the book, but it does not pull its punches, either. Lovingly honest, maybe lol
There's not a drop of cynicism in the book, but it does not pull its punches, either. Lovingly honest, maybe lol
Dear God, this whole comment section is just one enormous Eliezer Yudkowsky cultist jerkoff thread.
I get that *he* thinks he's a staggering genius, but I don't get why anyone *else* does lol.
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4482...
I get that *he* thinks he's a staggering genius, but I don't get why anyone *else* does lol.
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4482...
GPT-5 | Hacker News
news.ycombinator.com
August 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Dear God, this whole comment section is just one enormous Eliezer Yudkowsky cultist jerkoff thread.
I get that *he* thinks he's a staggering genius, but I don't get why anyone *else* does lol.
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4482...
I get that *he* thinks he's a staggering genius, but I don't get why anyone *else* does lol.
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4482...
lol sorry for the vagueposting, I was gonna start posting about a project we've been working on, but my shenanigans pal asked for a temporary stay
*deep breath* here goes
August 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
lol sorry for the vagueposting, I was gonna start posting about a project we've been working on, but my shenanigans pal asked for a temporary stay
*deep breath* here goes
August 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
*deep breath* here goes
I assigned myself the write up of this report and so I have only myself to blame ;_;
July 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I assigned myself the write up of this report and so I have only myself to blame ;_;
spending my friday night researching terrorist financing models like a normal person
July 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
spending my friday night researching terrorist financing models like a normal person
this is so good I'm mad about it
He was writing a series of moral stories to help underprivileged kids using a chatbot? What was the name of the book? A.i.Slop's Fables?
July 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
this is so good I'm mad about it
fuuuuuuuck
July 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
fuuuuuuuck