Wendy
@branwenshoop.com
lesbo cybersplatterpunk / early koei apologist / game dev in pgh @pinkhoneycomb.com. extremely retired from songwriting + the record business. bumouts/minors/AI dipshits d.n.i.
This is The Rover. When I was really tired late last night I accidentally started calling it "the buggy" and layer had to find/replace every instance of "buggy" with "rover".
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
This is The Rover. When I was really tired late last night I accidentally started calling it "the buggy" and layer had to find/replace every instance of "buggy" with "rover".
That doesn't even sound like a real donut...
January 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
That doesn't even sound like a real donut...
She's "teekin a beeth" as they say in some parts of the antipodes
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
She's "teekin a beeth" as they say in some parts of the antipodes
there's a LOT on my 'to be played in 2025' list from last year that i didn't get to, wow. also, 2026's list is already off to a roaring start:
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
there's a LOT on my 'to be played in 2025' list from last year that i didn't get to, wow. also, 2026's list is already off to a roaring start:
Top 90 games I played in 2025:
(as the first image notes, anything with an asterisk was released this year, anything with a dash was a 2025 rerelease of an older thing, and i did not include early access games cos it seems tacky to judge stuff that's incomplete.)
(as the first image notes, anything with an asterisk was released this year, anything with a dash was a 2025 rerelease of an older thing, and i did not include early access games cos it seems tacky to judge stuff that's incomplete.)
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Top 90 games I played in 2025:
(as the first image notes, anything with an asterisk was released this year, anything with a dash was a 2025 rerelease of an older thing, and i did not include early access games cos it seems tacky to judge stuff that's incomplete.)
(as the first image notes, anything with an asterisk was released this year, anything with a dash was a 2025 rerelease of an older thing, and i did not include early access games cos it seems tacky to judge stuff that's incomplete.)
Just asked my cat out loud, "Do I want to accept a fief and become a lord?" and her response was to say "Brrrt," then start staring at my laundry basket.
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Just asked my cat out loud, "Do I want to accept a fief and become a lord?" and her response was to say "Brrrt," then start staring at my laundry basket.
I've prepared this photo for when any of my hometown friends asks me this week: "what have you been doing with your life?"
December 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I've prepared this photo for when any of my hometown friends asks me this week: "what have you been doing with your life?"
Our little bundle of joy is sitting on my goddamned throat
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Our little bundle of joy is sitting on my goddamned throat
welccome to....... ...........the internet........
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
welccome to....... ...........the internet........
Sometimes it's great to encourage the player! / Sometimes it's great to discourage the player.
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Sometimes it's great to encourage the player! / Sometimes it's great to discourage the player.
Steph is witnessing the glory of Thumper 😌
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Steph is witnessing the glory of Thumper 😌
Looks like my collector's edition of Thumper gets here tomorrow, so I can spend most of the weekend being a VR scumbag
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Looks like my collector's edition of Thumper gets here tomorrow, so I can spend most of the weekend being a VR scumbag
Digging through photos from 15ish years ago and I stumbled across this bumper sticker that goes HARD AS FUCK
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Digging through photos from 15ish years ago and I stumbled across this bumper sticker that goes HARD AS FUCK
Out here we just have the one little lady
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Out here we just have the one little lady
A little concerned that this game I've been working on may be absolutely SOARING off the rails.
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A little concerned that this game I've been working on may be absolutely SOARING off the rails.
Real proud of this thing I'm callin' THE MELONBOWL.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Real proud of this thing I'm callin' THE MELONBOWL.
This little battery buddy right here has me excited for where this is heading.
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This little battery buddy right here has me excited for where this is heading.
Already starting a new thing. In 3D!
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Already starting a new thing. In 3D!
To prove this place is nuts -
Here are photos from February.
Here are photos from February.
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
To prove this place is nuts -
Here are photos from February.
Here are photos from February.
I'm gonna have a really hard time finding an outfit I like more than this.
September 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I'm gonna have a really hard time finding an outfit I like more than this.
Very easy and fun to obsess over all the ways a pumpkin can bust apart.
September 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Very easy and fun to obsess over all the ways a pumpkin can bust apart.
