Wendy
@branwenshoop.com
lesbo cybersplatterpunk / early koei apologist / game dev in pgh @pinkhoneycomb.com. extremely retired from songwriting + the record business. bumouts/minors/AI dipshits d.n.i.
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Wendy
@branwenshoop.com
· Nov 26
Digging through photos from 15ish years ago and I stumbled across this bumper sticker that goes HARD AS FUCK
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John Boorman is 93.
This anecdote about him & Lee Marvin has quite the punchline.
This anecdote about him & Lee Marvin has quite the punchline.
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 PM
John Boorman is 93.
This anecdote about him & Lee Marvin has quite the punchline.
This anecdote about him & Lee Marvin has quite the punchline.
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"Frogger: A puzzle of Flesh"
January 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"Frogger: A puzzle of Flesh"
Today, I'm here at my ranch, exercising some of my polo ponies.
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Today, I'm here at my ranch, exercising some of my polo ponies.
Please hold your applause until the Sock Cylinder has stopped rotating.
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Please hold your applause until the Sock Cylinder has stopped rotating.
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Mommy covered her face with her hands and now she’s lost media 💔
We have to take the phrase "Lost Media" away from YouTubers for awhile until they reeducate themselves on what that actually means.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Mommy covered her face with her hands and now she’s lost media 💔
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
If there's ever a podcast about Tim Robinson, and there's an episode covering the work... the discography... the oeuvre... the métier... of Wazey Waynes, I need to be on that.
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
If there's ever a podcast about Tim Robinson, and there's an episode covering the work... the discography... the oeuvre... the métier... of Wazey Waynes, I need to be on that.
This is The Rover. When I was really tired late last night I accidentally started calling it "the buggy" and layer had to find/replace every instance of "buggy" with "rover".
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
This is The Rover. When I was really tired late last night I accidentally started calling it "the buggy" and layer had to find/replace every instance of "buggy" with "rover".
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roe is red
violet flow the vapors
violet flow the vapors
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
roe is red
violet flow the vapors
violet flow the vapors
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I received the very rare Nintendo Home Race game this week, and it is in absolute great condition - never been played with
Until now!
Please witness its first race, 60 years after it left the Nintendo factory...
Until now!
Please witness its first race, 60 years after it left the Nintendo factory...
January 10, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I received the very rare Nintendo Home Race game this week, and it is in absolute great condition - never been played with
Until now!
Please witness its first race, 60 years after it left the Nintendo factory...
Until now!
Please witness its first race, 60 years after it left the Nintendo factory...
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With David Rosen's death, bad information about Sega as a company is starting to re-emerge across the internet.
I will try to give a very condensed version of the Sega corporate shenanigans here as to clear some of the air. 🧵
I will try to give a very condensed version of the Sega corporate shenanigans here as to clear some of the air. 🧵
January 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
With David Rosen's death, bad information about Sega as a company is starting to re-emerge across the internet.
I will try to give a very condensed version of the Sega corporate shenanigans here as to clear some of the air. 🧵
I will try to give a very condensed version of the Sega corporate shenanigans here as to clear some of the air. 🧵
I'd trade away a lifetime of my Tetris and Doom skills to be way better at Herzog Zwei.
January 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I'd trade away a lifetime of my Tetris and Doom skills to be way better at Herzog Zwei.
I like the idea of those Framework laptops *in theory*, but I'd rather just have a ton of ports and be done with it. It would be weird to be in the middle of something and realize you bought one USB module too few or whatever. And one's taken up by the charger!
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I like the idea of those Framework laptops *in theory*, but I'd rather just have a ton of ports and be done with it. It would be weird to be in the middle of something and realize you bought one USB module too few or whatever. And one's taken up by the charger!
That doesn't even sound like a real donut...
January 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
That doesn't even sound like a real donut...
She's "teekin a beeth" as they say in some parts of the antipodes
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
She's "teekin a beeth" as they say in some parts of the antipodes
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"Cold Robby"
July 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Cold Robby"
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"Prancing Porkus"
July 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"Prancing Porkus"
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New video up! Kind of a re-post as this combines my old parts 1 & 2 of the Contra retrospectives from 2024, but there is a new section added to the end with some extra stuff since uncovered. Enjoy! Sharing around is much appreciated :) youtu.be/Ap10X-REdlk
Every CONTRA Game - Retrospective Compilation (+ 2025 update!)
YouTube video by Burst Error
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 1:09 PM
New video up! Kind of a re-post as this combines my old parts 1 & 2 of the Contra retrospectives from 2024, but there is a new section added to the end with some extra stuff since uncovered. Enjoy! Sharing around is much appreciated :) youtu.be/Ap10X-REdlk
Peter Gabriel just casually saying "hey new album" and talking about it for 10 minutes was a delightful lunch break surprise
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Peter Gabriel just casually saying "hey new album" and talking about it for 10 minutes was a delightful lunch break surprise
Top 90 games I played in 2025:
(as the first image notes, anything with an asterisk was released this year, anything with a dash was a 2025 rerelease of an older thing, and i did not include early access games cos it seems tacky to judge stuff that's incomplete.)
(as the first image notes, anything with an asterisk was released this year, anything with a dash was a 2025 rerelease of an older thing, and i did not include early access games cos it seems tacky to judge stuff that's incomplete.)
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Top 90 games I played in 2025:
(as the first image notes, anything with an asterisk was released this year, anything with a dash was a 2025 rerelease of an older thing, and i did not include early access games cos it seems tacky to judge stuff that's incomplete.)
(as the first image notes, anything with an asterisk was released this year, anything with a dash was a 2025 rerelease of an older thing, and i did not include early access games cos it seems tacky to judge stuff that's incomplete.)
Just asked my cat out loud, "Do I want to accept a fief and become a lord?" and her response was to say "Brrrt," then start staring at my laundry basket.
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Just asked my cat out loud, "Do I want to accept a fief and become a lord?" and her response was to say "Brrrt," then start staring at my laundry basket.
"There are people who have been standing in the cold for 6 hours to worship that car."
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
"There are people who have been standing in the cold for 6 hours to worship that car."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PABLO
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The Replacements - Merry Go Round (Video)
YouTube video by The Replacements
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January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PABLO
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It’s that time of the year again: the end of it.
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s that time of the year again: the end of it.