Wendy
@branwenshoop.com
lesbo cybersplatterpunk / early koei apologist / game dev in pgh @pinkhoneycomb.com. extremely retired from songwriting + the record business. bumouts/minors/AI dipshits d.n.i.
We regret to inform you that due to excessive applause and laughter from the Contestant Chamber, the Sock Cylinder has been removed from the Playfield.
January 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
We regret to inform you that due to excessive applause and laughter from the Contestant Chamber, the Sock Cylinder has been removed from the Playfield.
We repeat, please hold your applause until the Sock Cylinder has stopped rotating, or no one will receive a free pair of socks.
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
We repeat, please hold your applause until the Sock Cylinder has stopped rotating, or no one will receive a free pair of socks.
The only things I know to recommend are vegan places that may or may not be closed? And now I'm missing tuna again...
January 9, 2026 at 12:28 PM
The only things I know to recommend are vegan places that may or may not be closed? And now I'm missing tuna again...
Aaaahahaha never mind, I just figured out that thing where you tuck a tank behind the other base. So now I'm sick at all 3 games now, dfwm
January 8, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Aaaahahaha never mind, I just figured out that thing where you tuck a tank behind the other base. So now I'm sick at all 3 games now, dfwm
These are fantastic (and hbd)!
January 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM
These are fantastic (and hbd)!
Reposted by Wendy
"Cold Robby"
July 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Cold Robby"
Reposted by Wendy
"Prancing Porkus"
July 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"Prancing Porkus"