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I have gone over a decade assuming that this picture of Limmy was just Radiohead Thom Yorke.
January 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I'm so fucked up that Empire of the Sun is now "family friendly bowling alley music".
January 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
You know, I sure do bitch about a lot in life, but nothing beats the feeling of driving down the rainy, darkened street of Nashville with a lamb skewer in your hand.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Chainsaw Man Movie tonight unbelievably hyped
October 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
5 classes left until I have my Bachelor's degree, and boy howdy they're making me fight for it.
October 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I joined my workplace's Fantasy Football league. I don't really know any of the players, but I sure do love spreadsheets this shit rules.
September 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it
September 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I lost my glasses at the Weird Al concert.

The next two weeks of squinting at everything is worth it.
September 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I keep driving by this sign for a Soccer game for dyslexia awareness. Except it's in a gigashit stylized and hard to read font for someone without it.

It's the light at the end of the tunnel after a hard day of work, and it's my reason to keep on believing in the impossible.
September 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I wish someone would sell only the sticks that go in Fun Dip.

Gimme that chalk.
August 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Someone really needs to tell mechanical keyboard manufacturers to stop putting screens on them. Sucks ass when you finally find the rare full-sized/1800/96% board you like with one.

No, I will not ignore it either. It looks stupid.
July 15, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Things are really coming up Milhouse.
July 15, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Girlboss advice: Corporate America is fucking goofy. I just keep saying "hell yeah brother" until I get into management positions. It works at Fortune 500 companies. It works at FAANG companies. Just do it, brother.
July 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The most Americana thing I have done is speeding down Tennessee backroads while blasting Tom Petty with the windows down, my hair in pigtails and eating a (bunless) hotdog on the Eve of The Fourth of July.

This is why my grandparents came to the United States.
July 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Wildflowers for the win !!!! 🌾🌻🌸🌼🍃
June 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Caught the White Garden at Sissinghurst at its most perfect this week. A heavenly tangle of pure white flowers and cool green leaves.
June 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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TRANSPHOBES
EAT SHIT
AND DIE ALONE
June 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
He brings me flowers. I bring him shirts that look like this.
June 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Trying something new!
June 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Laying in bed and eating communion wafers by the handful. Mostly out of boredom.

I bought an 1000ct box a month ago, and damn that really is 1000 of them.
June 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My current hyperfixation is perfume. Mostly it's just reading unhinged Fragrantica reviews.
June 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Listening to the new Swans album while at work gonna get my cowboy hat on thank you Michael Gira-senpai
June 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I need a kimchi pancake so bad
May 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Where's this wall incels tell me that I'm supposed to hit when I turn 30? Is it at least load-bearing?
May 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
A test of will is not buying the Oblivion Remaster because I know I will K-hole into that for six weeks, and fumble everything I have going for me right now.

The spirit is a hard thing to quell.
April 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM