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December 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
pit stop in Pittsburgh

Not pictured because the photos go corrupted somehow:
- Steelers Christmas sweater
- the words "Worst State Ever" inscribed within an outline of Ohio
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hollywood is obsessed with franchises and yet many masterpieces wallow without any sequels. Here's my list of movies ripe for this treatment:
- Duel
- Sorcerer
- 12 Angry Men
- The Shawshank Redemption
- The Iron Giant
- My Cousin Vinny
- The Truman Show
- Conclave
- Memento
- The Breakfast Club
December 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Watching Get Out in Oakland was incredible. People talked at the screen and it made it so much better.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Just placed a hold on Atlas Shrugged at the library. After I read it I guess I'll decide if that's ironic or appropriate.
December 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Pop of John's
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I hope Creed 4 brings back Rocky's robot and establishes he has a son
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
As Thankvember comes to a close, we must all #StayThankful
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Today is darker than the day before. Not just a fact of astronomy, but we stray further from the light of Thanksgiving I can only think of overwhelming Black this Friday. #StayThankful, as always.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
two fire trucks just went by my house... my first thought of course is deep fryer explosion lol
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Thanksgiving is here! We now approach the moment of Highest Thankfulness. I, for one, will #StayThankful
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Thankvember Tip: on today, Thanksgiving Eve, it is important to remain calm. We are mere hours away from the Big Day, so you may need to distract yourself. Some good options:
- listening to some smooth jazz
- pranking family members
- drinking 30-50 glasses of water
- doing the laundry
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A big part of the fun of GBBO is finding out that terms for food in the UK are either ridiculous or just plain wrong
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
One of the problems with modern tech is that decades of film and TV convinced me that video calls had to be in a giant round room with 5ft tall TVs. They're not nearly as cool on my 14 inch laptop screen.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Thankvember Tip: Don't forget to start brining your turkey in time! The Inspectors will be spot checking and dry meat carries up to a $25,000 fine or 5 years in federal prison.
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I always read "Roswell, New Mexico" in Judd Hirsch's voice
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the most compelling argument against polyamory is then Jolene wouldn't have been written
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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the results for the game awards are in. the game of the year is fallout new vegas
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I forget between every time I see a picture of Larry Ellison how much he looks like a Bond villain
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just got home from the intense Nuremberg film. Time to relax with more of The War, directed by Ken Burns and Lynn Novick, bay-bee!!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Thankvember Tip: keep a bit of loose turkey in your pocket to hand out to children and/or first responders. It'll make their day–as long as you still have their favorite kind of meat! #StayThankful
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM