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Brendan
@brendandodds.bsky.social
Brit in the USA. Sometimes happy about it. I like board games, the sound design on Dennis Villeneuve movies and other people’s dogs.
I will sign up with whatever AI says that vegetable oil counts towards my five-a-day.
April 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A great way to overcome procrastination and train positive behaviors is “habit bundling”. You pair something you want with something you need to do. I hate going to the gym but I love milkshakes. So you’ll always find me slurping on a chocolate shake while on the treadmill.
March 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Dying in a mental asylum in 2004 because I went back in time to tell people that The Apprentice would lead to the end of medical research, the Civil Rights Act, and birthright citizenship.
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
January 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Why is this a skeet, and not a bleat?
December 6, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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guys. there was a whole movie about this.
December 4, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Rollerskating for a school thing. Absolutely stacked it in front of all the Moms and babies while trying to do the foot-crossing thing on the corner like they do on the Olympics, arms flailing, sliding for 15 ft into the wall, but I think I managed to style it out. Might have internal bleeding.
December 5, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I think I’m related to Quasimodo. I’ve got no hard evidence, just a hunch.
December 3, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Your IKEA product name I your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Nadnërb, a bathroom cabinet mirror that reflects a murderer advancing towards you with a knife over your left shoulder.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Nivëk, a table lamp whose bulbs are only found in Lisbon.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Hello, I'm hannäh, a quickly recalled type of ladle.
November 29, 2024 at 6:12 AM
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[Scooby Doo at an interview]
Interviewer: May I see your CV?
Scooby: *hands CV over* Rrres you may!
Interviewer: Round here we call it a CV.
November 13, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Some lovely Thanksgiving ideas here, thanks Grubhub
November 23, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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not a landslide
November 19, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I last tweeted 1 yr and 3 days ago. Deleted the app at some point in the last few months. I’m happier for it.
November 20, 2024 at 12:21 AM
What even is silicone, anyway? Does it come from test tubes or trees? My money is on something to do with snails.
November 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
OK Bluesky, I’m into:

- Living in an inclusive society
- Board games with lots of components that take hours to play
- Survival horror, like Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Prey, Metro
- Parenting
- Thai and Indian food
- Smart home gear, mainly lights
- Some other stuff
- Misc
November 12, 2024 at 4:01 PM
OK. Finally dipping my toes in the water here. How’s Bluesky working for everyone?
November 12, 2024 at 2:36 PM