Brendan
@brendandodds.bsky.social
Brit in the USA. Sometimes happy about it. I like board games, the sound design on Dennis Villeneuve movies and other people’s dogs.
I will sign up with whatever AI says that vegetable oil counts towards my five-a-day.
April 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I will sign up with whatever AI says that vegetable oil counts towards my five-a-day.
A great way to overcome procrastination and train positive behaviors is “habit bundling”. You pair something you want with something you need to do. I hate going to the gym but I love milkshakes. So you’ll always find me slurping on a chocolate shake while on the treadmill.
March 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
A great way to overcome procrastination and train positive behaviors is “habit bundling”. You pair something you want with something you need to do. I hate going to the gym but I love milkshakes. So you’ll always find me slurping on a chocolate shake while on the treadmill.
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Dying in a mental asylum in 2004 because I went back in time to tell people that The Apprentice would lead to the end of medical research, the Civil Rights Act, and birthright citizenship.
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Dying in a mental asylum in 2004 because I went back in time to tell people that The Apprentice would lead to the end of medical research, the Civil Rights Act, and birthright citizenship.
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Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
January 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
Why is this a skeet, and not a bleat?
December 6, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Why is this a skeet, and not a bleat?
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guys. there was a whole movie about this.
December 4, 2024 at 6:00 PM
guys. there was a whole movie about this.
Rollerskating for a school thing. Absolutely stacked it in front of all the Moms and babies while trying to do the foot-crossing thing on the corner like they do on the Olympics, arms flailing, sliding for 15 ft into the wall, but I think I managed to style it out. Might have internal bleeding.
December 5, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Rollerskating for a school thing. Absolutely stacked it in front of all the Moms and babies while trying to do the foot-crossing thing on the corner like they do on the Olympics, arms flailing, sliding for 15 ft into the wall, but I think I managed to style it out. Might have internal bleeding.
I think I’m related to Quasimodo. I’ve got no hard evidence, just a hunch.
December 3, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I think I’m related to Quasimodo. I’ve got no hard evidence, just a hunch.
Your IKEA product name I your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Nadnërb, a bathroom cabinet mirror that reflects a murderer advancing towards you with a knife over your left shoulder.
Nadnërb, a bathroom cabinet mirror that reflects a murderer advancing towards you with a knife over your left shoulder.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Nivëk, a table lamp whose bulbs are only found in Lisbon.
Nivëk, a table lamp whose bulbs are only found in Lisbon.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Hello, I'm hannäh, a quickly recalled type of ladle.
Hello, I'm hannäh, a quickly recalled type of ladle.
November 29, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Your IKEA product name I your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Nadnërb, a bathroom cabinet mirror that reflects a murderer advancing towards you with a knife over your left shoulder.
Nadnërb, a bathroom cabinet mirror that reflects a murderer advancing towards you with a knife over your left shoulder.
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[Scooby Doo at an interview]
Interviewer: May I see your CV?
Scooby: *hands CV over* Rrres you may!
Interviewer: Round here we call it a CV.
Interviewer: May I see your CV?
Scooby: *hands CV over* Rrres you may!
Interviewer: Round here we call it a CV.
November 13, 2024 at 7:07 PM
[Scooby Doo at an interview]
Interviewer: May I see your CV?
Scooby: *hands CV over* Rrres you may!
Interviewer: Round here we call it a CV.
Interviewer: May I see your CV?
Scooby: *hands CV over* Rrres you may!
Interviewer: Round here we call it a CV.
Some lovely Thanksgiving ideas here, thanks Grubhub
November 23, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Some lovely Thanksgiving ideas here, thanks Grubhub
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I last tweeted 1 yr and 3 days ago. Deleted the app at some point in the last few months. I’m happier for it.
November 20, 2024 at 12:21 AM
I last tweeted 1 yr and 3 days ago. Deleted the app at some point in the last few months. I’m happier for it.
What even is silicone, anyway? Does it come from test tubes or trees? My money is on something to do with snails.
November 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
What even is silicone, anyway? Does it come from test tubes or trees? My money is on something to do with snails.
This is absolutely wild www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Trump taps firebrand congressman Matt Gaetz for attorney general
The role is key to the president-elect's plans to carry out mass deportations, pardon Jan. 6 rioters and seek retribution against those who prosecuted him over the past four years.
www.reuters.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:49 AM
This is absolutely wild www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
OK Bluesky, I’m into:
- Living in an inclusive society
- Board games with lots of components that take hours to play
- Survival horror, like Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Prey, Metro
- Parenting
- Thai and Indian food
- Smart home gear, mainly lights
- Some other stuff
- Misc
- Living in an inclusive society
- Board games with lots of components that take hours to play
- Survival horror, like Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Prey, Metro
- Parenting
- Thai and Indian food
- Smart home gear, mainly lights
- Some other stuff
- Misc
November 12, 2024 at 4:01 PM
OK Bluesky, I’m into:
- Living in an inclusive society
- Board games with lots of components that take hours to play
- Survival horror, like Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Prey, Metro
- Parenting
- Thai and Indian food
- Smart home gear, mainly lights
- Some other stuff
- Misc
- Living in an inclusive society
- Board games with lots of components that take hours to play
- Survival horror, like Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Prey, Metro
- Parenting
- Thai and Indian food
- Smart home gear, mainly lights
- Some other stuff
- Misc
OK. Finally dipping my toes in the water here. How’s Bluesky working for everyone?
November 12, 2024 at 2:36 PM
OK. Finally dipping my toes in the water here. How’s Bluesky working for everyone?