Brendan Axe Long
@brenplong.bsky.social
Formerly resident of the place of the Bluebird Of Happiness. Now a refugee from the place of X-crement. I am a Human Jukebox. Former rocker, now self-confessed jazzbo and profligate accumulator of physical media. Prone to being tedious.
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The Bible is such a progressive read!
Did you know that the Book of Leviticus says that being gay is fine, as long as you’re using #cannabis?
Don’t believe me?:
“A man who lays with another man should be stoned.”
Leviticus 20:13 ESV
#FreeTheWeed
Did you know that the Book of Leviticus says that being gay is fine, as long as you’re using #cannabis?
Don’t believe me?:
“A man who lays with another man should be stoned.”
Leviticus 20:13 ESV
#FreeTheWeed
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The Bible is such a progressive read!
Did you know that the Book of Leviticus says that being gay is fine, as long as you’re using #cannabis?
Don’t believe me?:
“A man who lays with another man should be stoned.”
Leviticus 20:13 ESV
#FreeTheWeed
Did you know that the Book of Leviticus says that being gay is fine, as long as you’re using #cannabis?
Don’t believe me?:
“A man who lays with another man should be stoned.”
Leviticus 20:13 ESV
#FreeTheWeed
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A U.S. customs officer having to go through my social media history
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
A U.S. customs officer having to go through my social media history
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🎶…it’s the end of the world as we know it🎶
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
🎶…it’s the end of the world as we know it🎶
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I look forward to news.corp’s new found care for teenagers applying to all the trans kids.. *oh wait, I am being handed a note…*
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I look forward to news.corp’s new found care for teenagers applying to all the trans kids.. *oh wait, I am being handed a note…*
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Ellen Burstyn is 92
Love how & why she did another Exorcist sequel.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Love how & why she did another Exorcist sequel.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Ellen Burstyn is 92
Love how & why she did another Exorcist sequel.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Love how & why she did another Exorcist sequel.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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They look like Dick Tracy villains
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
They look like Dick Tracy villains
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
I still remember the morning that my youngest brother woke me to tell me the news that The Big O was no more. 1988.
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I still remember the morning that my youngest brother woke me to tell me the news that The Big O was no more. 1988.
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It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
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Tylenol’s lawyers
a man laughs while talking on a phone outside
ALT: a man laughs while talking on a phone outside
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Tylenol’s lawyers
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These things are fun to do. Dave is a proper polymath! Currently trying to get Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden…
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
Blur’s Dave Rowntree: ‘People think music was better in the old days, to which I say: bollocks!’
The drummer for the Britpop band on why Oasis aren’t his nemesis, his failed bid to become a UK Labour MP and how he finally conquered maths
www.theguardian.com
September 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
These things are fun to do. Dave is a proper polymath! Currently trying to get Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden…
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
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Liam & Noel Gallagher, 1993
September 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Liam & Noel Gallagher, 1993
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My latest Substack newsletter is live.
andrewnette.substack.com/p/james-cobu...
andrewnette.substack.com/p/james-cobu...
September 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
My latest Substack newsletter is live.
andrewnette.substack.com/p/james-cobu...
andrewnette.substack.com/p/james-cobu...
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Hackers have hit the Oxford Dictionary. No words
August 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hackers have hit the Oxford Dictionary. No words
Magical, spinetingling stuff youtu.be/EUNVBGHiBY0?...
Ennio MORRICONE live a Fenis dirige "Ecstasy of Gold" (con Susanna Rigacci)
YouTube video by Gaetano Lo Presti
youtu.be
August 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Magical, spinetingling stuff youtu.be/EUNVBGHiBY0?...
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Cartoonist: MIke Smith
August 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Cartoonist: MIke Smith
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Genuinely surprised Trump hasn’t started dressing like this yet
August 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Genuinely surprised Trump hasn’t started dressing like this yet
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Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
August 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
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PBS News is not going anywhere.
We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air.
We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.
We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air.
We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.
July 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
PBS News is not going anywhere.
We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air.
We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.
We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air.
We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.
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Patrick Stewart is 85.
Seen here as he’s about to drop the hottest electro-funk album of 1983.
Seen here as he’s about to drop the hottest electro-funk album of 1983.
July 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Patrick Stewart is 85.
Seen here as he’s about to drop the hottest electro-funk album of 1983.
Seen here as he’s about to drop the hottest electro-funk album of 1983.
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins