Brian Maggi
@brianmaggi.bsky.social
Comedian + Writer check out my album Frenemies with Benefits on Apple Music & Spotify and see more at https://brianmaggi.com
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MAGA is weak, unpopular, and wildly outnumbered. Democrats need to start acting like it.
January 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
MAGA is weak, unpopular, and wildly outnumbered. Democrats need to start acting like it.
Dilbert reminded me of the comic strip Cathy. Both were funny at times, but mostly depended on recycled tropes that insipid people found insightful.
I made this parody of #Dilbert back in '04 long before I finding out #ScottAdams was such an unpleasant misanthrope.
I made this parody of #Dilbert back in '04 long before I finding out #ScottAdams was such an unpleasant misanthrope.
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Dilbert reminded me of the comic strip Cathy. Both were funny at times, but mostly depended on recycled tropes that insipid people found insightful.
I made this parody of #Dilbert back in '04 long before I finding out #ScottAdams was such an unpleasant misanthrope.
I made this parody of #Dilbert back in '04 long before I finding out #ScottAdams was such an unpleasant misanthrope.
I was at Home Depot and asked an associates where can I find the wing nuts. He said, aisle 8, and the other one is on his cigarette break
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I was at Home Depot and asked an associates where can I find the wing nuts. He said, aisle 8, and the other one is on his cigarette break
Podcaster Ben Shapiro doesn't care what people think despite it being the only requirement for having that job.
January 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Podcaster Ben Shapiro doesn't care what people think despite it being the only requirement for having that job.
We could have spent the same $200B to hire the same losers for something useful like rebuilding our crumbling infrastructure instead of ICE. But then they'd bitch there weren't enough immigrants.
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
We could have spent the same $200B to hire the same losers for something useful like rebuilding our crumbling infrastructure instead of ICE. But then they'd bitch there weren't enough immigrants.
Starbuck's Pike's Place coffee is so bad, I call it grounds for divorce. #starbucks
January 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Starbuck's Pike's Place coffee is so bad, I call it grounds for divorce. #starbucks
Trump signing his Truth Social posts with "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" gives off K-Mart general manager announcing a blue-light special vibes.
January 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Trump signing his Truth Social posts with "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" gives off K-Mart general manager announcing a blue-light special vibes.
I used to think Dave Chappelle's complaints about Cancel Culture were bullshit. But then I watched 5 of his Netflix specials from 2025, and now I'm convinced.
January 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I used to think Dave Chappelle's complaints about Cancel Culture were bullshit. But then I watched 5 of his Netflix specials from 2025, and now I'm convinced.
Everyone who has ever wanted to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers in concert has already, and everyone who doesn't has seen them at least twice.
a man in a white sweatshirt is dancing in front of a man playing a guitar in a room .
ALT: a man in a white sweatshirt is dancing in front of a man playing a guitar in a room .
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January 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Everyone who has ever wanted to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers in concert has already, and everyone who doesn't has seen them at least twice.
Just a friendly reminder that you can't spell Normalize without an N, an A, a Z or an I
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Just a friendly reminder that you can't spell Normalize without an N, an A, a Z or an I
I told my father-in-law I don't get any of my news from tv or the cable networks. He asked, "but how do you know what's really going on?" I said, "I just told you."
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I told my father-in-law I don't get any of my news from tv or the cable networks. He asked, "but how do you know what's really going on?" I said, "I just told you."
One could argue, but it's more effective with two or more people.
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
One could argue, but it's more effective with two or more people.
I'm working on a book that shoots bullets to get people behind banning guns in schools.
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I'm working on a book that shoots bullets to get people behind banning guns in schools.
We need to send cops and ICE agents through the same rigorous training they give the folks at the DMV. Those people deal with crazy all day and manage to keep their shit together and not shoot anyone.
January 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
We need to send cops and ICE agents through the same rigorous training they give the folks at the DMV. Those people deal with crazy all day and manage to keep their shit together and not shoot anyone.
RFK Jr. announced he's replacing the outdated USDA food "pyramid" with a more modern, multi-level, interactive distribution model that focuses less on the science of nutrition and more on relationships, and referrals for people who prefer to do their own research and possibly earn a commission.
two men are standing in a kitchen talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a hat .
ALT: two men are standing in a kitchen talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a hat .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
RFK Jr. announced he's replacing the outdated USDA food "pyramid" with a more modern, multi-level, interactive distribution model that focuses less on the science of nutrition and more on relationships, and referrals for people who prefer to do their own research and possibly earn a commission.
If you were a fan of the 80s gameshow "Make Me Laugh", you'll love this. Cracked Me Up is a similar format with 3 great comedians. It's 1/8 at 1st Street Wine Company in Livermore, CA. If you're in the Tri-Valley definitely check it out.
#livermorecomedy #standupcomedy #trivalleycomedy
#livermorecomedy #standupcomedy #trivalleycomedy
We are rolling out a new type of show called "Crack Me Up." Fans of the game show Make Me Laugh will love this comedy contest. 3 Comics each have 1 minute to make a random audience member laugh. If they don't crack up, they win.
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#livermorecomedy #trivalleycomedy
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#livermorecomedy #trivalleycomedy
Crack Me Up at 1st Street Wine Company Thu Jan 8, 8pm
Three comics. One audience member. Each comic gets 60 seconds to make you laugh. If you can face all three without cracking up, you win a prize!Starring Noah Guerrero, Jacob Parnell & Nic Briana.
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December 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
If you were a fan of the 80s gameshow "Make Me Laugh", you'll love this. Cracked Me Up is a similar format with 3 great comedians. It's 1/8 at 1st Street Wine Company in Livermore, CA. If you're in the Tri-Valley definitely check it out.
#livermorecomedy #standupcomedy #trivalleycomedy
#livermorecomedy #standupcomedy #trivalleycomedy
Whether you love to hear or tell funny stories, there's an event coming up on 1/30 at Omega Road Winery in Livermore. I'll be hosting and it'll be hilarious.
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#livermorecomedy #trivallycomedy
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#livermorecomedy #trivallycomedy
Comedy Storytelling at Omega Road Winery 1/30 7pm
Introducing the Marvelous Story-Go-Round. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and nod in recognition as people take the mic to share their funniest real-life stories on this month’s theme is Losing It!
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December 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Whether you love to hear or tell funny stories, there's an event coming up on 1/30 at Omega Road Winery in Livermore. I'll be hosting and it'll be hilarious.
showmentum.com/show/the-mar...
#livermorecomedy #trivallycomedy
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#livermorecomedy #trivallycomedy
Mario is hilarious. If you love standup comedy and are in the Bay Area on January 2, definitely check this show out.
We have our first show of 2026 starring the hilarious Mario Hodge. Help us kick off the new year at 3 Steves Winery.
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#standupcomedy #trivalleycomedy #livermore #livermorecomedy
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#standupcomedy #trivalleycomedy #livermore #livermorecomedy
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Mario is hilarious. If you love standup comedy and are in the Bay Area on January 2, definitely check this show out.
The farmers who claim to be feeding America are getting a bailout because China wasn't buying their crops.
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The farmers who claim to be feeding America are getting a bailout because China wasn't buying their crops.
Great interview in today's NYTimes of my friend Paulina Borsook. She's one of the co-conspirators at In Formation magazine. We've created some great pieces together. Check out from Tech to Bro in issue 3.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/t...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/t...
The Writer Who Dared Criticize Silicon Valley
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Great interview in today's NYTimes of my friend Paulina Borsook. She's one of the co-conspirators at In Formation magazine. We've created some great pieces together. Check out from Tech to Bro in issue 3.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/t...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/t...
In the minuscule chance it turns out Trump was only having sex with adult women through Epstein's sex-trafficking operation, it's just another of many heinous crimes he has committed.
Focus on the files creates another opportunity to exonerate him as a degenerate. That ship has sailed.
Focus on the files creates another opportunity to exonerate him as a degenerate. That ship has sailed.
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
In the minuscule chance it turns out Trump was only having sex with adult women through Epstein's sex-trafficking operation, it's just another of many heinous crimes he has committed.
Focus on the files creates another opportunity to exonerate him as a degenerate. That ship has sailed.
Focus on the files creates another opportunity to exonerate him as a degenerate. That ship has sailed.
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Prime example of white privilege in plain sight.
Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.
Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.
October 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Prime example of white privilege in plain sight.
Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.
Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.
When people get upset comparing Trump to Hitler and MAGA to Nazis, its hard to tell whose reputation they’re trying to protect.
October 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When people get upset comparing Trump to Hitler and MAGA to Nazis, its hard to tell whose reputation they’re trying to protect.
Where the fuck do they expect the missliles to land?
Governor Newsom has issued a response on social media:
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Where the fuck do they expect the missliles to land?
It ought to be No Dipshits.
October 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It ought to be No Dipshits.