Brian Wylie
@brianwylie.bsky.social
Writer. Horror enthusiast. Occasional musician. 🇦🇷 I do things for TV and Movies.
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Brian Wylie
@brianwylie.bsky.social
· Nov 23
“Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside…”
In my spare time I started writing a spec prequel to the movie “Jacob’s Ladder” called “Jacob’s Former”.
August 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
In my spare time I started writing a spec prequel to the movie “Jacob’s Ladder” called “Jacob’s Former”.
Just thinking about how the message of Pixar’s “Monsters, Inc.” is that corrupt CEOs will undoubtedly prioritize their own profits over the safety of children.
April 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just thinking about how the message of Pixar’s “Monsters, Inc.” is that corrupt CEOs will undoubtedly prioritize their own profits over the safety of children.
A Hellmann’s Mayonnaise deli appears to have moved into Roku City. Yet another example of gentrification ruining urban communities.
February 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A Hellmann’s Mayonnaise deli appears to have moved into Roku City. Yet another example of gentrification ruining urban communities.
I was today years old when I realized that the Pumpkin Land minions in Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins were straight up just the poster art from Friday the 13th: the Final Chapter.
February 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I was today years old when I realized that the Pumpkin Land minions in Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins were straight up just the poster art from Friday the 13th: the Final Chapter.
You mean those hideous motorized monstrosities that resemble a Porygon from Pokemon can now be painted in camo colors?
Neat, I guess. ¯\_(‘ -‘ )_/¯
Neat, I guess. ¯\_(‘ -‘ )_/¯
Tesla, whose chief executive, Elon Musk, has been advising President Trump on how to cut government spending, is likely to receive a lucrative contract to supply armored versions of its Cybertruck pickup to the State Department, according to public documents.
State Dept. Plans $400 Million Purchase of Armored Tesla Cybertrucks
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
You mean those hideous motorized monstrosities that resemble a Porygon from Pokemon can now be painted in camo colors?
Neat, I guess. ¯\_(‘ -‘ )_/¯
Neat, I guess. ¯\_(‘ -‘ )_/¯
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THEM: Let me take you down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are hot.
ME: What's the grass situation?
ME: What's the grass situation?
January 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
THEM: Let me take you down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are hot.
ME: What's the grass situation?
ME: What's the grass situation?
Describe your in-person social skills with one image.
January 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Describe your in-person social skills with one image.
Jimmy Carter leaving this world before Trump is inaugurated feels a lot like he’s leaving the party early so he doesn’t get stuck with the bill.
December 29, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Jimmy Carter leaving this world before Trump is inaugurated feels a lot like he’s leaving the party early so he doesn’t get stuck with the bill.
December 28, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Does anyone else remember how on NYE in the late 90’s/early 2000’s on Fox, instead of watching the ball drop, they would drop a car head first onto another car?
December 27, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Does anyone else remember how on NYE in the late 90’s/early 2000’s on Fox, instead of watching the ball drop, they would drop a car head first onto another car?
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 10:32 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Middle Ages’ Operation.
“Wound Man” is an illustration which first appeared in European surgical texts during the Middle Ages. It laid out schematically the various wounds a person might suffer in battle or in accidents, with accompanying text stating treatments.
Tag yourself as a wound ahead of the holidays!
Tag yourself as a wound ahead of the holidays!
December 22, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Middle Ages’ Operation.
Surely there must be three words that describe the Grinch better than Stink, Stank or Stunk.
December 22, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Surely there must be three words that describe the Grinch better than Stink, Stank or Stunk.
This is your annual reminder that historically speaking, the Flintstones shouldn’t know what Christmas is.
December 21, 2024 at 5:03 PM
This is your annual reminder that historically speaking, the Flintstones shouldn’t know what Christmas is.
Some men would rather shut down the US government, eradicating any shred of social security the rest of us have left than go to therapy.
December 21, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Some men would rather shut down the US government, eradicating any shred of social security the rest of us have left than go to therapy.
“Do You Hear What I Hear?”
“I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day”
“Sleigh bells ring, are you listening…?”
You ever notice how many holiday songs put a strong emphasis on hearing loss?
“I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day”
“Sleigh bells ring, are you listening…?”
You ever notice how many holiday songs put a strong emphasis on hearing loss?
December 21, 2024 at 1:10 AM
“Do You Hear What I Hear?”
“I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day”
“Sleigh bells ring, are you listening…?”
You ever notice how many holiday songs put a strong emphasis on hearing loss?
“I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day”
“Sleigh bells ring, are you listening…?”
You ever notice how many holiday songs put a strong emphasis on hearing loss?
Reposted by Brian Wylie
Currently on day 3 of listening to The Thong Song once a day every day until it reaches the top of my Spotify wrapped for 2025.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Currently on day 3 of listening to The Thong Song once a day every day until it reaches the top of my Spotify wrapped for 2025.
Robert Eggers is just goth Wes Anderson.
December 14, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Robert Eggers is just goth Wes Anderson.
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I loved when 80’s trailers would say full names of characters we don’t know.
“Stan Smitty has a problem.
His wife turned into a beagle.
Now he has 24 hours to turn her back or lose the big promotion at work.
This summer Stan must decide if he really meant when he said…
Till Death Do Us Bark.”
“Stan Smitty has a problem.
His wife turned into a beagle.
Now he has 24 hours to turn her back or lose the big promotion at work.
This summer Stan must decide if he really meant when he said…
Till Death Do Us Bark.”
December 14, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I loved when 80’s trailers would say full names of characters we don’t know.
“Stan Smitty has a problem.
His wife turned into a beagle.
Now he has 24 hours to turn her back or lose the big promotion at work.
This summer Stan must decide if he really meant when he said…
Till Death Do Us Bark.”
“Stan Smitty has a problem.
His wife turned into a beagle.
Now he has 24 hours to turn her back or lose the big promotion at work.
This summer Stan must decide if he really meant when he said…
Till Death Do Us Bark.”