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Bridie Powers
@bridiepowers.bsky.social
Comedian | Actor | Writer | Survivor of Children

https://linktr.ee/bridieschellenberg
I resigned from my job today. I was tired of blowing it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
There’s not enough chocolate in my apartment.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
There’s never been a more efficient president when it comes to getting democratic-destruction complete.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hear me out:
EDUCATORS SHOULD RUN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
No joke, I’ve actually theorized this for a while.

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November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I think we can all get behind castration for pedophiles at this point
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Did men ruin their assholes taking huge shits on society?
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Yes I’m related to Powers Whiskey.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My wayward son has stopped carrying on what do I do?
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hooked up with someone at a Halloween party. I just got news from the doctor that my recent STD panel was positive. That’s what I get for taking part in Chlamydia De Los Meurtes. #lunchpun
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
All yall just following me for a piece of my body of work.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Men be having a conniption over Sydney Sweeney’s nipple dress but never connip when I walk outside in the tee shirt version.
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The biggest plot hole in The West Wing is that there would have ever been a Democratic governor of Indiana.
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Just a reminder that I exist so there’s really nothing to worry about guys.
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’m not angry about the traffic but I’m angry that my horn doesn’t work in traffic.
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Y’all remember bliss?
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.

I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.

But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We really have witnessed a new historical moment. Mitch McConnell is the first human to successfully dance on his own grave.
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
How many Zohran’s can we clone by 2028?
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Holla looyah
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I was so busy today.
October 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM