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Britt
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Dope since Birth. 🤩
Daily Goal? To Grow more awesome by the day. 🫶🏾
Picking my battles more wisely these days… 🧘🏾‍♀️
Enamored Beagle Mama…🐕😍
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To my Future Mentees: I make it look effortless, but I assure you, it was not…
Personally, If I was that rich, I’d fix everything that was mentioned & more…. While drinking champagne…

…But then again, when is it NOT appropriate to have champagne??? 🍾
I'm just saying..
December 24, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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Dear President Biden,

In the spirit of Dark Brandon, please use one of your Executive Orders to CANCEL ALL STUDENT DEBT.

That way, if trump wanted to reverse it, he'd have to disappoint all those families and reinstate all that debt.

You have immunity.
Just do it.

Signed,
US
December 4, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I’m waiting for a couple of my exes to be featured in “Sis, Is This Your Man?” So I can tell them that I play a big role in their villain origin stories…

Is that toxic? 😂😂😂
December 4, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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Hi, I’m God.
Thou shalt not steal. That includes taking from the poor and giving it to the rich.
November 28, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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A future conversation...

"Dad, how could people want things to be so bad?"

"Well son, we used the internet mostly for porn and screaming our feelings. When it came time to look up things like "fascism" and "tariffs" I'm afraid it was a bridge too far for most."
November 28, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts.

Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫
November 27, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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Elon Musk thinks HE won the election and gets to be the autocrat. Fascist and delusional to the core.
November 27, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Jesus Christ!

Vindman is a hero who helped protect America from an attempt by Trump and Kremlin agents in Ukraine to steal the 2020 election. I know because I wrote a national bestseller on this

This is the co-President of the United States threatening to kill him.

Things are going to get so bad!
November 27, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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In the past 24 hours, Joe Biden secured a ceasefire deal in Lebanon and deal that brought three wrongfully detained Americans home in advance of Thanksgiving.

That’s leadership.
November 28, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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I don’t care how many cases against him get dropped, delayed or buried. He’s guilty as sin and the whole world knows it.
November 27, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Such a brilliant and talented soul… 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
We’re not going back.
November 24, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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If anyone’s wondering what to get me for Christmas this year I’m a size 32 all expenses paid trip to a magical bookstore where the books choose me thanks so much
November 24, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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America would be a much better place if SOME people would stop freaking out over WHO we love, WHICH bathroom we use, and WHAT we do with our bodies.

It is nobody's fucking business but OURS.
November 24, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Rand Paul needs to ZIP it.
Rand Paul: "I don't like tariffs, but then again I don't like the president promoting tariffs. I think tariffs are a tax on the consumer."
November 24, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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I know BlueSky is on to something because all the worst people you know are raging against it
November 24, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Tammy Duckworth on Tulsi Gabbard: "I think she's compromised ... Russian controlled media called her a Russian asset."
November 24, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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The vibe on Bluesky vs. Twitter.
November 24, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 3:09 PM
3 People who need to be placed on America’s Most Wanted list:

1. Vladimir Putin
2. Kim Jong Un
3. Elon Musk

If unchecked, these three will cause more deaths than Osama bin Laden, Hitler, & Stalin COMBINED…
November 24, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Mark these words: We need to declare war on Russia & N. Korea ASAP. If we don’t, MILLIONS will die in Ukraine, Europe will be invaded by Russia, and the US will be no more…

I wish I was joking right now, but my intuition is too heavy on this.

Play CHESS, Mr. President.
November 24, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Whew… I HATE when I’m right about things like this… North Korea just entered the Ukraine/Russian war…

We need to hit them both FAST… The entire UN needs to act NOW!!!!
The ENTIRE UN needs to work together to resolve this issue ASAP.

Putin has been allowed to run amok for FAR too long…
BREAKING: For the first time ever, we have official confirmation of chemical weapons used by Russia in Ukraine.
November 24, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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May you have the courage and initiative of Harriet Tubman. Go forth and slay dragons.
November 24, 2024 at 12:15 PM
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Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.

(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
November 24, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 1:58 PM