Brittany Hyphen
@brittanyhyphen.bsky.social
Hey, @kenjennings.bsky.social ,
My partner knows it’s time to start cooking the first time I yell ‘you BEST make it true daily double!’ at your contestants.
Would you officiate our wedding?
My partner knows it’s time to start cooking the first time I yell ‘you BEST make it true daily double!’ at your contestants.
Would you officiate our wedding?
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hey, @kenjennings.bsky.social ,
My partner knows it’s time to start cooking the first time I yell ‘you BEST make it true daily double!’ at your contestants.
Would you officiate our wedding?
My partner knows it’s time to start cooking the first time I yell ‘you BEST make it true daily double!’ at your contestants.
Would you officiate our wedding?
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so the two notable programming moves bari weiss has made at CBS are... airing an interview nobody watched and not airing a 60 Minutes segment that everybody watched. it's like she's satirizing herself
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
so the two notable programming moves bari weiss has made at CBS are... airing an interview nobody watched and not airing a 60 Minutes segment that everybody watched. it's like she's satirizing herself
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
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So am I. He ain't special
LeBron 40 years old with SCIATICA
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So am I. He ain't special
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You didn't get a vote. You got a "promise" of a vote. From a party who is disappearing nannies & gardeners and zip-tying children. A party who has flushed Due Process in America down the toilet. Who has subjugated its Congressional duties to an autocrat. That's what everybody sees, Tim.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You didn't get a vote. You got a "promise" of a vote. From a party who is disappearing nannies & gardeners and zip-tying children. A party who has flushed Due Process in America down the toilet. Who has subjugated its Congressional duties to an autocrat. That's what everybody sees, Tim.
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
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I appreciate Bluesky’s understanding of our collective interpretation of the news cycle.
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I appreciate Bluesky’s understanding of our collective interpretation of the news cycle.
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I love this image.
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I love this image.
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thinking about how fucked up it is to give kids measles on purpose and then withhold tylenol from them
October 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
thinking about how fucked up it is to give kids measles on purpose and then withhold tylenol from them
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In the last 2 weeks MAGA aligned people have done 2 attempted mass shootings of a gay bar and pride center in Arizona and Texas, murdered 2 teenage girls for mocking Charlie Kirk, and torched a judge's home.
Meanwhile, the government mobilized the military to go after the left.
Meanwhile, the government mobilized the military to go after the left.
October 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
In the last 2 weeks MAGA aligned people have done 2 attempted mass shootings of a gay bar and pride center in Arizona and Texas, murdered 2 teenage girls for mocking Charlie Kirk, and torched a judge's home.
Meanwhile, the government mobilized the military to go after the left.
Meanwhile, the government mobilized the military to go after the left.
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If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage.
The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.”
It’s about control.
The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.”
It’s about control.
October 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage.
The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.”
It’s about control.
The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.”
It’s about control.
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I don't necessarily believe in ghosts but I do believe there's a good chance Walter Cronkite has one and we've made it angry
October 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don't necessarily believe in ghosts but I do believe there's a good chance Walter Cronkite has one and we've made it angry
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Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.
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Can't we just get healthcare
September 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Can't we just get healthcare
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I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
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Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.
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Vote with your dollars.
September 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Vote with your dollars.
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This is a time for *civility.* And if any of you repulsive maggots so much as *think* a single thought that is different from the ones I am shouting into this microphone you should be beaten and jailed and ruined and set upon by wild dogs who feast on your flesh, you miserable shitstains.
September 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This is a time for *civility.* And if any of you repulsive maggots so much as *think* a single thought that is different from the ones I am shouting into this microphone you should be beaten and jailed and ruined and set upon by wild dogs who feast on your flesh, you miserable shitstains.
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I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"
After Charlie Kirk's death, teachers and professors nationwide fired or disciplined over social media posts
At least a dozen faculty and staff have faced fallout over insensitive comments online.
www.nbcnews.com
September 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"
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When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.
July 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.
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Mike Waltz has left the chat.
May 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mike Waltz has left the chat.