BRITTANY
@brittanyjparks.bsky.social
⟡ creative marketing strategist & digital creator building (super cool) actionable creator resources
⟡ author of multiple growing blogs & publications such as ctrl & big click energy
⟡ decade+ of xp in writing, building, branding and content marketing
⟡ author of multiple growing blogs & publications such as ctrl & big click energy
⟡ decade+ of xp in writing, building, branding and content marketing
the bow in my hair is hanging on by a thread here, & i can really relate to that lately, which is awesome because i love relating to inanimate objects about pretty much anything
anyway, i really hope you get to do everything you love in life in the most motherfucking weirdest ways possible
anyway, i really hope you get to do everything you love in life in the most motherfucking weirdest ways possible
September 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
the bow in my hair is hanging on by a thread here, & i can really relate to that lately, which is awesome because i love relating to inanimate objects about pretty much anything
anyway, i really hope you get to do everything you love in life in the most motherfucking weirdest ways possible
anyway, i really hope you get to do everything you love in life in the most motherfucking weirdest ways possible
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i always say “long story short” and then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features from the director’s extended cut
May 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i always say “long story short” and then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features from the director’s extended cut
cats and dogs have no idea who trump is, and i love that for them
September 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
cats and dogs have no idea who trump is, and i love that for them
super excited to find out i’ve been sending this ugly ad to everyone as my email signature for weeks now instead of the pretty one i made because i didn’t subscribe to postimage premium
July 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
super excited to find out i’ve been sending this ugly ad to everyone as my email signature for weeks now instead of the pretty one i made because i didn’t subscribe to postimage premium
long story short; i have 3 rapidly growing substack publications now that i love to pen long-form essays, blogs and other resources on—and you should check them out.
maybe even subscribe!
here’s my latest piece on my newest venture under studio brittany: CTRL
open.substack.com/pub/hitctrl
maybe even subscribe!
here’s my latest piece on my newest venture under studio brittany: CTRL
open.substack.com/pub/hitctrl
July 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
long story short; i have 3 rapidly growing substack publications now that i love to pen long-form essays, blogs and other resources on—and you should check them out.
maybe even subscribe!
here’s my latest piece on my newest venture under studio brittany: CTRL
open.substack.com/pub/hitctrl
maybe even subscribe!
here’s my latest piece on my newest venture under studio brittany: CTRL
open.substack.com/pub/hitctrl
i just tried saying “end simulation” out loud to see if that would work. i’m officially all out of ideas other than eating the silica gel packet.
May 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i just tried saying “end simulation” out loud to see if that would work. i’m officially all out of ideas other than eating the silica gel packet.
i always say “long story short” and then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features from the director’s extended cut
May 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i always say “long story short” and then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features from the director’s extended cut
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Damn girl scouts doing devious capitalism & shit
February 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Damn girl scouts doing devious capitalism & shit
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There was a time in the 1930s when Germans should have stood up and stopped the Nazis, but they were too timid, cowardly, and liked to pretend to themselves that, come on, it's not 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 bad.
Today, the eyes of the world are on you, Americans.
Today, the eyes of the world are on you, Americans.
February 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
There was a time in the 1930s when Germans should have stood up and stopped the Nazis, but they were too timid, cowardly, and liked to pretend to themselves that, come on, it's not 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 bad.
Today, the eyes of the world are on you, Americans.
Today, the eyes of the world are on you, Americans.
for a large period of my life i’ve just been a little weirdo locked in my room surfin’ the web
February 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
for a large period of my life i’ve just been a little weirdo locked in my room surfin’ the web
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I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
February 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
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every drum machine clap sounds like absolute shit by itself but can become magic with the right effects and or context, people are like that — the shittiest sound on the drum machine
February 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
every drum machine clap sounds like absolute shit by itself but can become magic with the right effects and or context, people are like that — the shittiest sound on the drum machine
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If DOGE so much as breathes on NPR’s Tiny Desk concerts I swear to god bro. I will crash out.
February 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If DOGE so much as breathes on NPR’s Tiny Desk concerts I swear to god bro. I will crash out.
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I lost my virginity at a modest mouse concert in cleveland 2005
February 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I lost my virginity at a modest mouse concert in cleveland 2005
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based on recent trends, I’ll be sleepy forever
February 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
based on recent trends, I’ll be sleepy forever
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multiple forms of sushi transportation (moat, railroad tracks, conveyer belt) in my home could fix me
February 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
multiple forms of sushi transportation (moat, railroad tracks, conveyer belt) in my home could fix me
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if y'all aren't careful I'll start playing Linger by the Cranberries on repeat, you watch out
February 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
if y'all aren't careful I'll start playing Linger by the Cranberries on repeat, you watch out
i let him hit because he printed out the selfie I sent him and ate it
February 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i let him hit because he printed out the selfie I sent him and ate it
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they used to distribute bluesky invite codes on CDs along with a 420 hour free trial. not many people know this
February 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
they used to distribute bluesky invite codes on CDs along with a 420 hour free trial. not many people know this
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As a fan of the chord a minor, this has been a difficult time
February 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
As a fan of the chord a minor, this has been a difficult time
"are you a texter or a facetimer" i prefer to merge souls under the full moon
February 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
"are you a texter or a facetimer" i prefer to merge souls under the full moon