Brian Dolge
brivsthevolcano.bsky.social
Brian Dolge
@brivsthevolcano.bsky.social
I used to work in an independently owned video rental store. These days I teach English to international students. I draw and write, but mostly for myself.
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The Die Hard debate is tired, so let’s refresh! Are these Christmas movies?

Batman Returns (Burton, 1992)
Carol (Haynes, 2015)
Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
The Green Knight (Lowery, 2021)
Metropolitan (Stillman, 1990)
Moonstruck (Jewison, 1987)
Spencer (Larraín, 2021)
I cut my pinky fingernail too close to the quick and now it reminds me of Mia Goth. I will not be elaborating.
December 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Gran Turismo!
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December 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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“Aren’t you tired of this sanctimonious robber baron always coming out on top when he should be six feet under??”

Selina Kyle’s speech to Bruce Wayne about corrupt billionaire Max Shreck at the Christmas masquerade ball in #BatmanReturns sure hits different in 2025.
December 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Star Trek episodes you’ve watched more than 6 times with a GIF.
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Agreed! And this opinion is gaining traction— there are literally dozens of us!!
Hot take: the actual best movie of the year is WEAPONS.
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
My Favorite Ghost Movies
•Beetlejuice (1987)
•Candyman (1992)
•Ghostbusters (1984)
•GhostWatch (1992)
•Ju-On: The Grudge (2003)
•The Legend of Hell House (1973)
•Scoop (2006)
•The Shining (1980)
•The Uninvited (1944)
October 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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The only A.I. art I respect:
October 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Drop something vampiric 🧛‍♀️🖤🦇
October 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Spell your name with movie titles 👀
(October Edition) 🎃

B ody Snatchers
R osemary’s Baby
I nferno
A n American Werewolf in London
N ight of the Demon

D rag Me to Hell
O nly Lovers Left Alive
L ittle Shop of Horrors
G hostWatch
E xorcist II: The Heretic
Spell your name with movie titles 👀
(October Edition) 🎃

E xorcist
R ing
I nterview with the Vampire
C abin in the Woods

D onnie Darko
I t
A mityville Horror
Z ombieland
spell your name with movie titles 👀

M y Old Ass
E volution
V enom
S e7en

M a
A Clockwork Orange
T he Shininh
Z - O - M - B - I - E - S
E lemental
October 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Should I watch clips of the Charlie Kirk funeral, or wait till Leni Riefenstahl edits it all together?
September 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
September 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
My first R-Rated movie (1982)
September 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?

Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) and Wind (1992) ⛵️
July 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Maverick makes himself into a rather inconvenient centerpiece.
June 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
If you see this, post a blue character
May 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Vermithrax pejorative
May 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
And there goes my livelihood. 😬
April 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
ICE is not a sacred arm of the government enshrined in our Constitution. It’s an ugly and superfluous vestige of post-9/11 paranoia and jingoism and should absolutely be abolished.
The Smart People said "Abolish ICE" was too radical. Then ICE kidnapped students, sent innocent people to a mega prison, broke into a car to take a mom from her daughter, and tried questioning elementary kids while lying that they had parents permission.

Ask yourself: which part is more "radical"?
April 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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March 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I can’t believe Musk is just stealing a bit from the Argentinian president who is currently under indictment for crypto-fraud…
No wait, actually that tracks.
The Dumbass Chainsaw Massacre
February 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM