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we have confirmation
skip it
skip it
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
we have confirmation
skip it
skip it
anyone whose takeaway from the holocaust is "in any conflict, the jewish ones are always right" has completely missed the boat
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
anyone whose takeaway from the holocaust is "in any conflict, the jewish ones are always right" has completely missed the boat
this has been another installment of "Dr. Cassidy Conveniently Forgets The Healthcare Marketplace Is A Cartel And Also Thinks Macroeconomics Operate Like A Lemonade Stand For Some Reason"
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
this has been another installment of "Dr. Cassidy Conveniently Forgets The Healthcare Marketplace Is A Cartel And Also Thinks Macroeconomics Operate Like A Lemonade Stand For Some Reason"
he is so deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply weird
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
he is so deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply weird
i am simultaneously creeped out-slash-golf clapping the use of the term "hunting ground" in this chart. well done.
a man in a suit is holding a pepsi dispenser
Alt: jerry seinfeld seated in a theater gently applauding with his index fingers while holding a tweety bird pez dispenser between his hands
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November 18, 2025 at 9:36 AM
i am simultaneously creeped out-slash-golf clapping the use of the term "hunting ground" in this chart. well done.
also, reality TV is half the reason this cultural and political moment exists, perhaps more. so, respectfully, it can eat refried shit in a crow's nest for all i care.
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 AM
also, reality TV is half the reason this cultural and political moment exists, perhaps more. so, respectfully, it can eat refried shit in a crow's nest for all i care.
i don't go to TV for a perfect distillation of america's cultural and political moment. i go to TV to flush that moment out of my eyes with giggles and joy and creepy monsters like so much neurological saline.
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 AM
i don't go to TV for a perfect distillation of america's cultural and political moment. i go to TV to flush that moment out of my eyes with giggles and joy and creepy monsters like so much neurological saline.
the industry threatening thousands of people's livelihoods with its cutting-edge combination of high-volume intellectual property theft and standard-issue tech bro bullshittery? that industry?
BURN
IT
ALL
THE
WAY
FUCKING
DOWN
BURN
IT
ALL
THE
WAY
FUCKING
DOWN
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
the industry threatening thousands of people's livelihoods with its cutting-edge combination of high-volume intellectual property theft and standard-issue tech bro bullshittery? that industry?
BURN
IT
ALL
THE
WAY
FUCKING
DOWN
BURN
IT
ALL
THE
WAY
FUCKING
DOWN
i still think of this precise clip at least 5 times daily
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i still think of this precise clip at least 5 times daily
to counter this, i'm going to start a label of women-only whiskey called "Gunshot Ramrod Baseball Fuck You"
then i'm going to walk over to a tree and bang my head against it when i remember -- again -- that anyone can drink anything
then i'm going to walk over to a tree and bang my head against it when i remember -- again -- that anyone can drink anything
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
to counter this, i'm going to start a label of women-only whiskey called "Gunshot Ramrod Baseball Fuck You"
then i'm going to walk over to a tree and bang my head against it when i remember -- again -- that anyone can drink anything
then i'm going to walk over to a tree and bang my head against it when i remember -- again -- that anyone can drink anything
"i love mcdonald's so much, i deep fried myself"
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"i love mcdonald's so much, i deep fried myself"
try a steak n shake if you've never been (and, as the name suggests, enjoy steak and/n/or shake)
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
try a steak n shake if you've never been (and, as the name suggests, enjoy steak and/n/or shake)
but now ai needs the water for their data centers so i can make more videos of me shitting on 52% of the country
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
but now ai needs the water for their data centers so i can make more videos of me shitting on 52% of the country
ok a bad poop joke is still a poop joke but screw this wet turd
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
ok a bad poop joke is still a poop joke but screw this wet turd
that said, she handled it flawlessly
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
that said, she handled it flawlessly
good god, she should not touch anything randos dressed in Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey cosplay hand her ever again
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
good god, she should not touch anything randos dressed in Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey cosplay hand her ever again
but anyway, french fries
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
but anyway, french fries
sir, this is a mcdonald's
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
sir, this is a mcdonald's
but wait there's more
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
but wait there's more