A news company probably paid him to shut it down

It's all just one big world, to both our great joy and great despair 😭

Many governments are taking notes about what they'll be able to get away with

The FDA building having contaminated water and the staff being lied to and ordered to drink it by Republican management is a perfect microcosm of America

Someone clever once said that voting is like getting on a bus rather than ordering a taxi. You choose the bus that gets you the nearest to your destination. There are no taxis to get you exactly where you'd like to be.
Hope that makes sense.

Sometimes it's you
Sometimes it's someone else
Sometimes it's a huge mechanism completely outside your control

Knowing which is which at the right time is a superpower

Tastiest money laundering we've ever had outside of Italian restaurants in the retirement sweet spot between NYC and Chicago

We once watched someone spill a bottle of it on themselves after they put it in DMSO

Personal favourite name for this terrifying thing which can simultaneously cause retrograde and anterograde amnesia is "The Downfall of The Soviet Union"

Finally got her to eat some food and you'd never know she'd just been pacing on the dash from the way she's purring now

Brb getting a truckload of rats

any time you find yourself screaming at someone who is trying to comfort a crying baby, it’s time to re-evaluate some stuff