Brock Wilbur
@brockwilbur.bsky.social
me, finding a duplicate of my house in the Upside Down
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
me, finding a duplicate of my house in the Upside Down
northwestern, you could not have sent this at a funnier time. ‘season’s greetings’ right back at ya for turning my degree into goof paper.
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
northwestern, you could not have sent this at a funnier time. ‘season’s greetings’ right back at ya for turning my degree into goof paper.
thanks to @jordanfehr.bsky.social for agreeing to purchase this record and then bury it in the backyard of a person who deserves the curse
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
thanks to @jordanfehr.bsky.social for agreeing to purchase this record and then bury it in the backyard of a person who deserves the curse
“What are you gonna do, stage me?”
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
“What are you gonna do, stage me?”
Conversely, I'd like to offer up a very recent example of @rianjohnson.bsky.social using studio embargo notes to say something very cool, human, and most notably _respectful_ of the craft, skill, and love of the people who write professionally about art.
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Conversely, I'd like to offer up a very recent example of @rianjohnson.bsky.social using studio embargo notes to say something very cool, human, and most notably _respectful_ of the craft, skill, and love of the people who write professionally about art.
Well, doesn’t leave a lot for me to say about Zootopia 2 if you’re gonna ban proper nouns, themes, and I guess general vibes next?
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Well, doesn’t leave a lot for me to say about Zootopia 2 if you’re gonna ban proper nouns, themes, and I guess general vibes next?
getting a push notification to make me look at the screen I looked at 10% less, then pushing me to keep that streak alive to unlock another trophybadgechievement, which (if I do it for 30 days in a row) I unlock the ability to bet real money _against_ my own brain
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
getting a push notification to make me look at the screen I looked at 10% less, then pushing me to keep that streak alive to unlock another trophybadgechievement, which (if I do it for 30 days in a row) I unlock the ability to bet real money _against_ my own brain
woodward and bernstein were once so small but still find some way to sleep as a single smoosh every night
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
woodward and bernstein were once so small but still find some way to sleep as a single smoosh every night
The New Yorker really got the eyes right. Whatever the spiritual opposite of “Sickos Yes” is, it’s this.
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The New Yorker really got the eyes right. Whatever the spiritual opposite of “Sickos Yes” is, it’s this.
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
opening every text I get this weekend like
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
opening every text I get this weekend like
recession indicator
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
recession indicator
Disco and pal *parklife*
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Disco and pal *parklife*
by improvements, you mean "closed for human rights violations" right
right
right
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
by improvements, you mean "closed for human rights violations" right
right
right
found this in an old folder and I def did this just after getting back from a grippy sock vacay? good advice tbh. hard earned!
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
found this in an old folder and I def did this just after getting back from a grippy sock vacay? good advice tbh. hard earned!
The Outer Worlds 2 really going for it.
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The Outer Worlds 2 really going for it.
congrats on releasing the anti-Bush administration live recordings on the most appropriate possible day, great marketing around the whole thing
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
congrats on releasing the anti-Bush administration live recordings on the most appropriate possible day, great marketing around the whole thing
tfw ice cream riiiiiiiight there
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
tfw ice cream riiiiiiiight there
Need to publicly thank @philnobilejr.bsky.social for coining “Take that shit to Skinamarink Plaza”—a 2025 cornerstone phrase in this household.
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Need to publicly thank @philnobilejr.bsky.social for coining “Take that shit to Skinamarink Plaza”—a 2025 cornerstone phrase in this household.
hoppy holloween !!!
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
hoppy holloween !!!
Office Halloween party about 2 to go hard
October 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Office Halloween party about 2 to go hard
only one person at the coworking space asked what I was and like "well, what's the one costume they ran out of this year?" clearly I'm luigi.
October 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
only one person at the coworking space asked what I was and like "well, what's the one costume they ran out of this year?" clearly I'm luigi.