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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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MEDIA FRIEND: you won’t believe this about Olivia Nuzzi
NORMAL FRIEND: did you get anything on Black Friday?
ELDER GOD SPEAKING TO ME THROUGH VEIL: Ḓ̵̯̌͘ơ̴͍͗ ̶̖̭̇Y̵̧͉͑̅o̴͖̽͛u̵̮̐̒ ̵̍͜͝H̷̢͗͆a̷̯̓ṿ̶̍e̸̖̅ ̶͓͆̏À̷͇͠ ̷͙̬͋͂L̵͉̈́ỉ̴̯g̸̛̭͂h̶̪͚͛̓t̵̲͂́n̴̜̚i̷̟͘͠n̷͎̲͋͊g̵̡̮͝ ̶̧̓C̵̗̜̉a̸̡̭̐b̴͙̍̎l̷̻̖̋̆e̸͍̮͂ ̶̝̘̐̃M̴̜̯̿ỷ̵̪̬ ̵̠̂P̴͚̪̅͗h̸̜͙̃o̴̙͆̂n̵͈͗̊e̴̟̔͘ ̶͎̓͘I̸̩̜͛̄s̵̯͚̉ ̷̨̟̌͊D̸̙̟̈́̚y̵͗̈́͜i̴̛̼̊n̴͉̯̿g̴̣̕
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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oh you love music name five songs
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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This is honestly my favorite time of year. Brock's vinyl library is enviable as hell and I can't believe he's selling any of them but IT IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE!!!
Doing my annual viny fundraiser for those unhoused and hungry in the KC area. Rare/well-loved items up for sale through the Discogs website, and every dollar goes directly to area organizations. Looking for something for yourself/friend in the soundtrack/rock world? www.discogs.com/seller/riots...
Buy Vinyl Records and CDs from riotsmile at Discogs Marketplace
Check out our shop on Discogs, the biggest online music marketplace in the world, and add some gems to your collection!
www.discogs.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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morning affirmations:
I look like an angel.
my skin makes you cry.
I float like a feather in a beautiful world.
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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I just did. You should also do. It's neat. You buy good music, and then a good thing happens with the money. Do good.
Doing my annual viny fundraiser for those unhoused and hungry in the KC area. Rare/well-loved items up for sale through the Discogs website, and every dollar goes directly to area organizations. Looking for something for yourself/friend in the soundtrack/rock world? www.discogs.com/seller/riots...
Buy Vinyl Records and CDs from riotsmile at Discogs Marketplace
Check out our shop on Discogs, the biggest online music marketplace in the world, and add some gems to your collection!
www.discogs.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Soooo.

A little over a month ago, I started using a habit tracker I set up in Google Sheets to give my day structure/goals.

Here's a guide on how to do it yourself.

infoinspired.com/google-docs/...

And honestly, I can't recommend it enough, especially if you're self-employed.
Create a Habit Tracker in Google Sheets: Step-by-Step Guide
Create a powerful habit tracker in Google Sheets with automation, formulas, and a free template you can start using today.
infoinspired.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Cats: The Jellicle Ball is a re-imagining of CATS as a drag ball, a move which ironically makes CATS less gay, as everyone knows there's nothing more hetero than letting the straights in on a gay little secret
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The secret to this is that it generates a whole world and cast where it's horribly rational that those sentences would be said
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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The Chair Company has the highest incidence of "sentences that have never been said before" in all of modern media
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
me, finding a duplicate of my house in the Upside Down
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Also if you aren’t used to this website (or even if you are) a lot of these prices are just set by an algorithm and there’s an option to make an offer. IF YOURE COOL I’ll accept anything reasonable, it’s all going to the right place and I like to rehome these with the people they belong with.
Doing my annual viny fundraiser for those unhoused and hungry in the KC area. Rare/well-loved items up for sale through the Discogs website, and every dollar goes directly to area organizations. Looking for something for yourself/friend in the soundtrack/rock world? www.discogs.com/seller/riots...
Buy Vinyl Records and CDs from riotsmile at Discogs Marketplace
Check out our shop on Discogs, the biggest online music marketplace in the world, and add some gems to your collection!
www.discogs.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Withnail and I is a Thanksgiving movie, I’ve decided. It’s cold and rainy but clearly not the dead of winter, they go to a relative’s house, they have an unwanted visitor, they cook a bird…
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I think the corollary that a lot of people miss about "write what you know" is that *you have the power to know more things.* Research and talking to people are a central part of writing!
“write only what you know” is bullshit because a man wrote silent hill f and this shit rocks!!!! its feminist core resonates SO strongly if you’re a woman!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
northwestern, you could not have sent this at a funnier time. ‘season’s greetings’ right back at ya for turning my degree into goof paper.
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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This is the cenobite that will come for me when I finally finish this damn puzzle box.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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[watching video after video of middle-aged Chicagoans in pajamas absolutely motherfucking heavily-armed government goons] Time to pay up!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
thanks to @jordanfehr.bsky.social for agreeing to purchase this record and then bury it in the backyard of a person who deserves the curse
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“What are you gonna do, stage me?”
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Doing my annual viny fundraiser for those unhoused and hungry in the KC area. Rare/well-loved items up for sale through the Discogs website, and every dollar goes directly to area organizations. Looking for something for yourself/friend in the soundtrack/rock world? www.discogs.com/seller/riots...
Buy Vinyl Records and CDs from riotsmile at Discogs Marketplace
Check out our shop on Discogs, the biggest online music marketplace in the world, and add some gems to your collection!
www.discogs.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The theme of every ad break at the Thanksgiving Parade is that, without apps, you’d be so alone you’d be dead by your own hand. Cmon man, name names for a single person whose Thanksgiving this year was improved thanks to Facebook.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM