day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"

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MEDIA FRIEND: you won’t believe this about Olivia Nuzzi
NORMAL FRIEND: did you get anything on Black Friday?
ELDER GOD SPEAKING TO ME THROUGH VEIL: Ḓ̵̯̌͘ơ̴͍͗ ̶̖̭̇Y̵̧͉͑̅o̴͖̽͛u̵̮̐̒ ̵̍͜͝H̷̢͗͆a̷̯̓ṿ̶̍e̸̖̅ ̶͓͆̏À̷͇͠ ̷͙̬͋͂L̵͉̈́ỉ̴̯g̸̛̭͂h̶̪͚͛̓t̵̲͂́n̴̜̚i̷̟͘͠n̷͎̲͋͊g̵̡̮͝ ̶̧̓C̵̗̜̉a̸̡̭̐b̴͙̍̎l̷̻̖̋̆e̸͍̮͂ ̶̝̘̐̃M̴̜̯̿ỷ̵̪̬ ̵̠̂P̴͚̪̅͗h̸̜͙̃o̴̙͆̂n̵͈͗̊e̴̟̔͘ ̶͎̓͘I̸̩̜͛̄s̵̯͚̉ ̷̨̟̌͊D̸̙̟̈́̚y̵͗̈́͜i̴̛̼̊n̴͉̯̿g̴̣̕

oh you love music name five songs

This is honestly my favorite time of year. Brock's vinyl library is enviable as hell and I can't believe he's selling any of them but IT IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE!!!

morning affirmations:
I look like an angel.
my skin makes you cry.
I float like a feather in a beautiful world.

I just did. You should also do. It's neat. You buy good music, and then a good thing happens with the money. Do good.

Soooo.

A little over a month ago, I started using a habit tracker I set up in Google Sheets to give my day structure/goals.

Here's a guide on how to do it yourself.

infoinspired.com/google-docs/...

And honestly, I can't recommend it enough, especially if you're self-employed.

Cats: The Jellicle Ball is a re-imagining of CATS as a drag ball, a move which ironically makes CATS less gay, as everyone knows there's nothing more hetero than letting the straights in on a gay little secret

I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds

The secret to this is that it generates a whole world and cast where it's horribly rational that those sentences would be said

The Chair Company has the highest incidence of "sentences that have never been said before" in all of modern media

me, finding a duplicate of my house in the Upside Down

Also if you aren’t used to this website (or even if you are) a lot of these prices are just set by an algorithm and there’s an option to make an offer. IF YOURE COOL I’ll accept anything reasonable, it’s all going to the right place and I like to rehome these with the people they belong with.

Withnail and I is a Thanksgiving movie, I’ve decided. It’s cold and rainy but clearly not the dead of winter, they go to a relative’s house, they have an unwanted visitor, they cook a bird…

I think the corollary that a lot of people miss about "write what you know" is that *you have the power to know more things.* Research and talking to people are a central part of writing!

northwestern, you could not have sent this at a funnier time. ‘season’s greetings’ right back at ya for turning my degree into goof paper.

This is the cenobite that will come for me when I finally finish this damn puzzle box.

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[watching video after video of middle-aged Chicagoans in pajamas absolutely motherfucking heavily-armed government goons] Time to pay up!

thanks to @jordanfehr.bsky.social for agreeing to purchase this record and then bury it in the backyard of a person who deserves the curse

“What are you gonna do, stage me?”

no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me

Doing my annual viny fundraiser for those unhoused and hungry in the KC area. Rare/well-loved items up for sale through the Discogs website, and every dollar goes directly to area organizations. Looking for something for yourself/friend in the soundtrack/rock world? www.discogs.com/seller/riots...

The theme of every ad break at the Thanksgiving Parade is that, without apps, you’d be so alone you’d be dead by your own hand. Cmon man, name names for a single person whose Thanksgiving this year was improved thanks to Facebook.