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🍉🍍Bromez Chaddams🍍🍉
@bromezaddams.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbourhood crip, faulty parts, shoddily assembled, excellent hair. Any pronouns

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If you want me to hate the small town blonde who's on every committee, you gotta give me a reason lol, I'm ready

But also remember Alison(?) in Orphan Black? Having the committee lady/soccer mom on your team can be a good thing
December 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Like main is a private because SHE HAS SECRETS seems like she was a spy or a criminal

But they haven't shown this lady being a bitch at all, just inviting her to book club (for a genre she doesn't like) and to join choir

But the main is super standoffish toward her and eye-rolly behind her back
December 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Fucking roast cauliflower is just absolute perfection
December 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It's my mums, so I have nothing to do with it, but now it jsit has the top two big branches. Weirdly i think it got more sun this year because the top started to grow?

Unfortunately Norfolk pines don't grow like most trees, so you can't trim it to make it sprout new growth elsewhere
December 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Yeah they do love the balcony in summer but definitely have to come inside for winter

We do have a big norfolk and we decorated it with paper stars and small balls my mum found, but we haven't taken great care of it and it lost all it's bottom branches 😭, I don't think it got enough sun
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
On top of the part where because the live dinosaurs can't handle the climate and atmosphere, so they're dying again anyway, they now have hundreds of REAL, non-fossil skeletons AND all their organs and skin to study

That would provide decades of study material for thousands of scientists
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We're going for last minute/fresh xmas groceries and our flu/covid shots tomorrow, and I'm making us check the plant store for a small Norfolk pine to decorate with folded paper stars and maybe some felt cutouts I can make

Ravi is great about houseplants so hopefully he'll leave it
December 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Reposted by 🍉🍍Bromez Chaddams🍍🍉
As a lawyer I’m getting a daily machine gun of come-ons to use AI in legal research, have AI draft my documents, let AI suggest my arguments, AI can take a flying fuck at a rolling seven-fingered doughnut
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM