🍉🍍Bromez Chaddams🍍🍉
@bromezaddams.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbourhood crip, faulty parts, shoddily assembled, excellent hair. Any pronouns
http://badvibesonlyshop.etsy.com
http://badvibesonlyshop.etsy.com
Pinned
New animal-animals:
Camel spider
Crab shrimp
I'm supposed to be sleeping but I "had to look up just ONE THING"
Camel spider
Crab shrimp
I'm supposed to be sleeping but I "had to look up just ONE THING"
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good. they should not be sharing his assassination coordinates
The NORAD santa tracker is blocked at work 😮💨
December 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
good. they should not be sharing his assassination coordinates
My Xmas mixed playlist started to overwhelm, so I switched to the Nutcracker because i don't want to listen to words
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My Xmas mixed playlist started to overwhelm, so I switched to the Nutcracker because i don't want to listen to words
Not a surprise since we both got flu shot AND covid shot yesterday, but we are both achey and tired as fuck
I'm trying to get the desire to make more tiny ornaments for tiny tree
I'm trying to get the desire to make more tiny ornaments for tiny tree
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Not a surprise since we both got flu shot AND covid shot yesterday, but we are both achey and tired as fuck
I'm trying to get the desire to make more tiny ornaments for tiny tree
I'm trying to get the desire to make more tiny ornaments for tiny tree
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massive attack is misnamed they should really have been called gentle approach thank you I'll be here all week
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
massive attack is misnamed they should really have been called gentle approach thank you I'll be here all week
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
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Guy who looks up to Kirk because he thinks Kirk is a womanizer, doesn't realize that women liked Kirk because be was woke
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Guy who looks up to Kirk because he thinks Kirk is a womanizer, doesn't realize that women liked Kirk because be was woke
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If someone claims to be scared of the subway but isn’t scared of being in a car on the highway—which is exponentially more dangerous + deadly—they are not a serious person
August 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If someone claims to be scared of the subway but isn’t scared of being in a car on the highway—which is exponentially more dangerous + deadly—they are not a serious person
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Why, when they're milking every profitable franchise for as many movies as they can possibly squeeze out of it
Do we not have a Muppet movie for every public domain classic novel.
Like what the fuck, guys.
Do we not have a Muppet movie for every public domain classic novel.
Like what the fuck, guys.
I mean this with 100% seriousness: Michael Caine deserved an Oscar for the sincere, wistful way he delivered the line “This is Fozziwig’s Rubber Chicken Emporium!” in MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL.
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Why, when they're milking every profitable franchise for as many movies as they can possibly squeeze out of it
Do we not have a Muppet movie for every public domain classic novel.
Like what the fuck, guys.
Do we not have a Muppet movie for every public domain classic novel.
Like what the fuck, guys.
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And then the tempter took him to a high place, and placed the football before him.
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
And then the tempter took him to a high place, and placed the football before him.
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shoutout to the extremely pregnant woman I just saw coming out of the Royal Farms, each fist holding a piece of fried chicken, two boxes of fried chicken balanced on her stomach as she ravenously ripped the flesh apart of one piece with her teeth
Capricorns need a lot of protein
Capricorns need a lot of protein
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
shoutout to the extremely pregnant woman I just saw coming out of the Royal Farms, each fist holding a piece of fried chicken, two boxes of fried chicken balanced on her stomach as she ravenously ripped the flesh apart of one piece with her teeth
Capricorns need a lot of protein
Capricorns need a lot of protein
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This is the news every day for the past 6 years
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is the news every day for the past 6 years
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As the US hits a 33-year high in measles infections, there is now a "race" to find a treatment for the disease.
One pharma company "is banking on a continuing decline in vaccination rates to fuel a need for measles treatments—and in turn, more investor interest"
🎁 link
www.wsj.com/health/healt...
One pharma company "is banking on a continuing decline in vaccination rates to fuel a need for measles treatments—and in turn, more investor interest"
🎁 link
www.wsj.com/health/healt...
The Race to Find a Measles Treatment as Infections Surge
The measles vaccine was so effective the disease was considered eliminated in the U.S., but a resurgence of outbreaks is spurring a need for drugs.
www.wsj.com
August 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
As the US hits a 33-year high in measles infections, there is now a "race" to find a treatment for the disease.
One pharma company "is banking on a continuing decline in vaccination rates to fuel a need for measles treatments—and in turn, more investor interest"
🎁 link
www.wsj.com/health/healt...
One pharma company "is banking on a continuing decline in vaccination rates to fuel a need for measles treatments—and in turn, more investor interest"
🎁 link
www.wsj.com/health/healt...
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The Whos of Whoville being obsessed with Christmas implies that there was a Who Jesus and I am very troubled by this.
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The Whos of Whoville being obsessed with Christmas implies that there was a Who Jesus and I am very troubled by this.
That was hilarious and I fucking CRIED at the end
We are trying Tinsel Town with Keifer Sutherland and Rebel Wilson???
But also Derek Jacobi (CADFAEL)!
But also Derek Jacobi (CADFAEL)!
December 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
That was hilarious and I fucking CRIED at the end
We are trying Tinsel Town with Keifer Sutherland and Rebel Wilson???
But also Derek Jacobi (CADFAEL)!
But also Derek Jacobi (CADFAEL)!
December 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
We are trying Tinsel Town with Keifer Sutherland and Rebel Wilson???
But also Derek Jacobi (CADFAEL)!
But also Derek Jacobi (CADFAEL)!
FOUND THE STINK BUG
Ravi is NEVER wrong
Ravi is NEVER wrong
Ravi jas been shouting at us since we got home, and there's no stink bug, i looked everywhere, lesson had all his snacks, idk what the fuck he wants and I'm going insane please shut the fuck up cat challenge
December 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
FOUND THE STINK BUG
Ravi is NEVER wrong
Ravi is NEVER wrong
Omg I made these bows 😍😍😍
December 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Omg I made these bows 😍😍😍
Ok ingotta make more paper stars, but I got out the felt, the fabric ribbon, and the embroidery floss, and I'm hoping to also make a few ornaments from those
I left the beads because I don't want to get finicky and frustrated, and lose beads in my comfy chair
I left the beads because I don't want to get finicky and frustrated, and lose beads in my comfy chair
December 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ok ingotta make more paper stars, but I got out the felt, the fabric ribbon, and the embroidery floss, and I'm hoping to also make a few ornaments from those
I left the beads because I don't want to get finicky and frustrated, and lose beads in my comfy chair
I left the beads because I don't want to get finicky and frustrated, and lose beads in my comfy chair
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For sale: Victorian shoes, slightly wet
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
For sale: Victorian shoes, slightly wet
Wee Tree v cute
December 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Wee Tree v cute
Ravi jas been shouting at us since we got home, and there's no stink bug, i looked everywhere, lesson had all his snacks, idk what the fuck he wants and I'm going insane please shut the fuck up cat challenge
December 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ravi jas been shouting at us since we got home, and there's no stink bug, i looked everywhere, lesson had all his snacks, idk what the fuck he wants and I'm going insane please shut the fuck up cat challenge
I'm literally dying, my whole body hurts, whyyyyyyy
December 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm literally dying, my whole body hurts, whyyyyyyy
As we arrived home, Crazy Neighbour Lady was in the hall sweeping the carpet in front of her door (???).
She said hello to my mum who pretended she didn't exist, I was also pretending she didn't exist and as I passed she SHOUTED hello in my ear
This dumb fucking bitch
She said hello to my mum who pretended she didn't exist, I was also pretending she didn't exist and as I passed she SHOUTED hello in my ear
This dumb fucking bitch
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
As we arrived home, Crazy Neighbour Lady was in the hall sweeping the carpet in front of her door (???).
She said hello to my mum who pretended she didn't exist, I was also pretending she didn't exist and as I passed she SHOUTED hello in my ear
This dumb fucking bitch
She said hello to my mum who pretended she didn't exist, I was also pretending she didn't exist and as I passed she SHOUTED hello in my ear
This dumb fucking bitch
I'm LITERALLY DEAD but we did everything we meant to including finding a cute 15" Norfolk Pine
Ok tomorrow, flu and covid shots, last minute xmas groceries, prescription pickup, and hopefully finding a wee norfolk pine or SOME kind of small potted tree we can decorate, and I can continue to care for as a house plant maybe
December 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm LITERALLY DEAD but we did everything we meant to including finding a cute 15" Norfolk Pine