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Currently Colorado, Europe on the horizon.

Coffee, drums, bikes, Corgis.
This country is so absolutely broken.
I’m sure this will be popular. 5 million people are in default right now. The Dept of Ed estimates as many as 10 million by end of next year because of job market.
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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If somebody could tell 2025 it’s supposed to be winding down that would be great
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Look, I abandoned watching NFL a few years back for several reasons. But ok, go @denver-broncos.bsky.social !
December 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
All recipe sites be like
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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My Christmas list this year…

- 10 to 15 minutes of being just regular whelmed
- a gift card for the void
- one (1) precedented time
- a day where I don’t spend $150
- legos
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
'merica
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Saw a house flying this atrocity in my neighborhood and very nearly barfed on my shoes.
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Online retailers should offer delayed post-xmas shipping so you don't look like a jerk for buying things you find for yourself while shopping for your family.
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"Dieter" could either be a German dude or someone focused on controlling what they eat. Possibly both.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
2025 holiday promos be like "Spend $700 on our sweatshirts and get a free pair of socks!"
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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The quiet terror of somebody suggesting a game of charades
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
How sad and ironic is it that work culture here feels like you can't even take a sick or mental health day because your work and its expectations are so overwhelming?
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Martini o'clock in my time zone.
October 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
General vibe several times daily
a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Dumbest thing I've heard at work all day:

"We need to review those deltas line by line to solution them"
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Completely burned out, he was already muttering "oh my god" under his breath and it wasn't even monday morning .

Stay tuned for this and other excerpts from the story of my life.
September 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Anyplace that stops serving breakfast burritos before noon does not deserve to be called a restaurant.
September 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There are many reasons I stopped watching American football and became a soccer (aka REAL football) fan years ago. This is just one of those reasons.
September 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
In case you live in another, more reasonable part of the world and happen to see this, here's all you need to know about the state of the U.S. right now
September 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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I love renaissance fairs but I think we should take the realism up a notch and take away everybody’s glasses/contacts and also make sure nobody’s on their meds like okay NOW we have a party
September 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Tormented in my life because no one I know was or is a Twin Peaks nerd like me and I can't really make references to the show or its characters other than inside my head.
September 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This Labor Day weekend, let's remember the corporate america pawns who made the ultimate sacrifice. May we pay tribute to the loss of your souls. Here's to your self-evaluations, your anxiety, your self doubt, your meeting notes that no one reads. You earned that 2% merit increase, and we see you!
August 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Goal:
August 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM