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🦇 Tiny Troublesome Witch ✨
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Andy/Alice/AD Warr. Web developer by day, attempting various creative things whenever my brain lets me. Any pronouns. Icon by @bi_tyrant (on IG).
I am Bad At Games™. Please let me do that where no one can judge me.

Easy mode would also be nice.
i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
A definite sign that I'm gonna be 40 next year is that twice in the last few days, I've seen a woman with a grey streak in her hair and thought it made her look incredibly hot.

And I'm 100% correct in that opinion.
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

I am a deeply uncool person.
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When you're 100% sure there's a fancy way to do something, but working out how to implement it will take you way longer than just writing things out by hand.

(I'm analysing dice systems for making an RPG.)
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
How I feel being told I'm the second highest listener to Messa in the world:
a close up of a man 's face with a scar on his forehead .
Alt: A gif of Christopher Lambert from Highlander opening his mouth and smiling.
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Pretty pleased with the small stack of books I read in November as it includes a whole ass novel, as well as a (pretty hefty) RPG rulebook.
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I never feel more like I have a very generic name than when I manage to encounter a pair of people where their names are my first and middle names.

Today's occurrence: 2/3 of the panel for an interview I've been invited to next week.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
*Finishes a book* "Ok, what am I gonna read next?"

*Looks at pile of half-read books and others I selected as possible next reads a while ago.*

"Definitely not any of those."
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Post a movie where you are from.

Thank fuck for Aardman. Otherwise the options for notable stuff filmed in Bristol (despite a shitload of TV being filmed there) are either that shit Hellboy film or The Inbetweeners 2.
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Post: "Ugh. I hate this new thing they've added to Chrome."

Replies:

"You should use [browser based on Chrome]"

"Have you tried [browser based on Chrome that's totally not mining crypto anymore, promise]?"

"I just use [thing that's not even a web broswer]"
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ah yes, what a perfect name for the young tiefling woman I've included in this one-shot.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Wholly unsurprising. Even reflects me being unable to choose between Neve and Bellara.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Quite obviously the answer is to adapt Alan Moore's Jimmy Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Gender is a performance and I'm
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
No job for me 😔
November 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Soul Music by Terry Pratchett
Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams
Fathom by Cherie Priest

(1/2)
I saw the "10 albums to get to know me" bouncing around bsky a bit, but here's my question:

what are your 10 books to get to know you?
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
We need to do everything we can to ensure translation isn't ceded to LLM nonsense.

Because a machine isn't going to produce something as wonderful as "Why don't you piss a puddle on the ground and take a good look at your own reflection?"

(from The Beauty's Blade by Feng Ren Zuo Shu)
November 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
October's book stack! Featuring 3 whole books that aren't comics, as well as some seasonally appropriate stuff 👻🧛‍♀️
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I made a game! It's a comedy/horror tabletop RPG with three whole pages of "rules".

In it, you play through mundane events (fetes, car boot sales, flower shows, etc) getting interrupted by supernatural horrors. Or possibly just Tories.

uselessalchemist.itch.io/afwtd
A Fête Worse Than Death by Useless Alchemist
A comedy horror game of mundane British events being upset by strange horrors.
uselessalchemist.itch.io
October 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM