Bryan Eagle
@bryaneagleshow.bsky.social
Amateur cat therapist, professional film school graduate, unprofessional film watcher. Maintaining my amateur critic position to make sure I can compete in the 2027 Olympics
Finally got the whole Knightfall Saga from my local library. Going to read the story of Bane breaking Batman.
My wife won’t stop insisting the cover is homoerotic and honestly she’s not wrong.
My wife won’t stop insisting the cover is homoerotic and honestly she’s not wrong.
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Finally got the whole Knightfall Saga from my local library. Going to read the story of Bane breaking Batman.
My wife won’t stop insisting the cover is homoerotic and honestly she’s not wrong.
My wife won’t stop insisting the cover is homoerotic and honestly she’s not wrong.
Sometimes you see a post that puts into words that which previously eluded you…
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Sometimes you see a post that puts into words that which previously eluded you…
2025 is absolutely a gas-leak year for planet earth
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
2025 is absolutely a gas-leak year for planet earth
Omg the Firestar pose is copied from Jennifer Garner on this 2003 Daredevil poster
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Omg the Firestar pose is copied from Jennifer Garner on this 2003 Daredevil poster
Reminds me of this on Rush Limbaugh:
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reminds me of this on Rush Limbaugh:
Millennials watching anyone younger than us aghast when reacting to news about Bill Clinton getting a extramarital blowjob:
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Millennials watching anyone younger than us aghast when reacting to news about Bill Clinton getting a extramarital blowjob:
The weird glow of the northern lights over a house in Overland Park, Kansas, last night. So weird seeing them here
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The weird glow of the northern lights over a house in Overland Park, Kansas, last night. So weird seeing them here
Tapping the sign 👇
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Tapping the sign 👇
Batman. Motherfucking BATMAN does not consider the theft of food due to hunger to be a “crime” in any moral sense. Don’t disappoint Batman. You didn’t see shit
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Batman. Motherfucking BATMAN does not consider the theft of food due to hunger to be a “crime” in any moral sense. Don’t disappoint Batman. You didn’t see shit
Young Malcolm knew what to look for in a woman:
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Young Malcolm knew what to look for in a woman:
Just two news articles in saw back-to-back on my feed… this is all one big racket to fill his wallet and feed his ego
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Just two news articles in saw back-to-back on my feed… this is all one big racket to fill his wallet and feed his ego
My wife. Got me. A GALACTUS FIGURE FOR MY COLLECTION. For my 40th birthday. My Fantastic Four collection is complete. I love her! 🥰
(picture w/ other figures for scale only, I have MANY more for the final display, like Silver Surfer & Doctor Doom)
(picture w/ other figures for scale only, I have MANY more for the final display, like Silver Surfer & Doctor Doom)
October 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My wife. Got me. A GALACTUS FIGURE FOR MY COLLECTION. For my 40th birthday. My Fantastic Four collection is complete. I love her! 🥰
(picture w/ other figures for scale only, I have MANY more for the final display, like Silver Surfer & Doctor Doom)
(picture w/ other figures for scale only, I have MANY more for the final display, like Silver Surfer & Doctor Doom)
Another “preserving physical media (kinda)” victory: found myself The Mummy Deluxe 2-Disc Edition soundtrack, with all the music from the film for me to enjoy!
October 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Another “preserving physical media (kinda)” victory: found myself The Mummy Deluxe 2-Disc Edition soundtrack, with all the music from the film for me to enjoy!
Define “Perfect Ending”?
October 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Define “Perfect Ending”?
My god the TRON Legacy soundtrack is outstanding. As @thescarby.bsky.social noted once, it’s perfect for night driving
October 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My god the TRON Legacy soundtrack is outstanding. As @thescarby.bsky.social noted once, it’s perfect for night driving
Antifa terrorists:
September 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Antifa terrorists:
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Oh, the media: when Senate Democrats demand answers it’s “brazen breach of protocol” but when Trump does something illegal it’s “pushing the boundaries of the presidency.”
The media double standard is wild.
The media double standard is wild.
September 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oh, the media: when Senate Democrats demand answers it’s “brazen breach of protocol” but when Trump does something illegal it’s “pushing the boundaries of the presidency.”
The media double standard is wild.
The media double standard is wild.
I’m sorry, Lando Calrissian’s full given name is what??
September 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m sorry, Lando Calrissian’s full given name is what??
My tote bag doesn’t make me a performative male. Me pulling from it a copy of “Ulysses” that I hold upside down, pretending to read that way, guffawing randomly to draw attention to myself while I pull handfuls of loose popcorn from my pants pockets, all to unnerve normies in this Starbucks, does
September 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My tote bag doesn’t make me a performative male. Me pulling from it a copy of “Ulysses” that I hold upside down, pretending to read that way, guffawing randomly to draw attention to myself while I pull handfuls of loose popcorn from my pants pockets, all to unnerve normies in this Starbucks, does
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
September 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.