Bryan Parmelee
@bryanparmelee.bsky.social
(he/him)
Web developer. Sound maker. Pickup footballer.
My clubs are Chelsea FC and Vermont Green FC.
https://bryanparmelee.dev/
Web developer. Sound maker. Pickup footballer.
My clubs are Chelsea FC and Vermont Green FC.
https://bryanparmelee.dev/
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
Eze to take a break from football to focus on obstructing goalkeepers on corner kicks. #Eze #ARS
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
It’s taken 14 years and £67.5m, but Eberechi Eze is going back to Arsenal | Ed Aarons
Crystal Palace forward was released by club aged 13 and rejected by others before his breakthrough at QPR
www.theguardian.com
August 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Eze to take a break from football to focus on obstructing goalkeepers on corner kicks. #Eze #ARS
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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UNDEFEATED NATIONAL CHAMPIONS! 🏆
THE INVINCIBLES! ✨
YOUR VERMONT GREEN FOOTBALL CLUB! 💚
THE INVINCIBLES! ✨
YOUR VERMONT GREEN FOOTBALL CLUB! 💚
August 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
UNDEFEATED NATIONAL CHAMPIONS! 🏆
THE INVINCIBLES! ✨
YOUR VERMONT GREEN FOOTBALL CLUB! 💚
THE INVINCIBLES! ✨
YOUR VERMONT GREEN FOOTBALL CLUB! 💚
Congress should pass a law ensuring that no pedophile can ever serve as U.S. Preside… wait, what’s that? They’ve take an early vacation to protect the Pedo-in-Chief? Wow, that’s some country.
July 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Congress should pass a law ensuring that no pedophile can ever serve as U.S. Preside… wait, what’s that? They’ve take an early vacation to protect the Pedo-in-Chief? Wow, that’s some country.
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The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship.
That's just a true statement about the world!
That's just a true statement about the world!
July 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship.
That's just a true statement about the world!
That's just a true statement about the world!
Really only used this to watch the Champions League anyway, but still an obvious decision. Bunch of feckless cowards, can’t wait to see what Colbert does next.
July 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Really only used this to watch the Champions League anyway, but still an obvious decision. Bunch of feckless cowards, can’t wait to see what Colbert does next.
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We have three branches of government: the executive, the yes men, and the people who never say no
July 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
We have three branches of government: the executive, the yes men, and the people who never say no
So confusing. I was told PSG was the greatest club in the world, but the world is BLUE. #chelsea #uptheblue
July 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So confusing. I was told PSG was the greatest club in the world, but the world is BLUE. #chelsea #uptheblue
Tottenham won some silverware? Shit, the world might actually be ending.
Son Heung-min hoists the Europa League trophy into the Bilbao sky.
Tottenham Hotspur's 17-year trophy drought is over.
Ange Postecoglou has delivered his promise.
Tottenham Hotspur's 17-year trophy drought is over.
Ange Postecoglou has delivered his promise.
May 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Tottenham won some silverware? Shit, the world might actually be ending.
Up the Green 💚💚💚
LOOK AT THESE JERSEYS 😍
Amazing story coming out of @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social for their 2025 home kit, made of 100% recyclable material. Each individual jersey is made out of approximately 23 plastic bottles as the club commits to a greener future 💚
Amazing story coming out of @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social for their 2025 home kit, made of 100% recyclable material. Each individual jersey is made out of approximately 23 plastic bottles as the club commits to a greener future 💚
May 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Up the Green 💚💚💚
Thank you Barcelona, Inter Milan, and the football gods for that incredible Champions League semi. Joga bonito 🤌
May 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Thank you Barcelona, Inter Milan, and the football gods for that incredible Champions League semi. Joga bonito 🤌
The cost of owning the libs has never been higher.
April 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The cost of owning the libs has never been higher.
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
At the moment, our best hope for preserving democracy would be another E. coli outbreak at McDonald's.
February 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
At the moment, our best hope for preserving democracy would be another E. coli outbreak at McDonald's.
January 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This could turn out to be the most expensive crash in history.
www.wcax.com/2025/01/29/t...
www.wcax.com/2025/01/29/t...
Tractor-trailer hauling eggs crashes on Route 104
A tractor-trailer carrying a load of eggs went off the road in Franklin County Tuesday afternoon.
www.wcax.com
January 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This could turn out to be the most expensive crash in history.
www.wcax.com/2025/01/29/t...
www.wcax.com/2025/01/29/t...
Told myself I wasn't gonna watch, but I can't give up on this once great institution just because I don't agree with recent results. I will be tuning into Chelsea vs. Wolverhampton. Up the Chels.
January 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Told myself I wasn't gonna watch, but I can't give up on this once great institution just because I don't agree with recent results. I will be tuning into Chelsea vs. Wolverhampton. Up the Chels.
Would be dope if the algorithm could tell when an image has already appeared in your feed thousands of times so it doesn’t keep feeding you the same shitty memes over and over like an online version of Groundhog Day.
January 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Would be dope if the algorithm could tell when an image has already appeared in your feed thousands of times so it doesn’t keep feeding you the same shitty memes over and over like an online version of Groundhog Day.
December 17, 2024 at 3:47 AM
First they came for our health insurance CEOs, and we did not speak out — because we were too busy paying off our medical debts.
December 4, 2024 at 4:50 PM
First they came for our health insurance CEOs, and we did not speak out — because we were too busy paying off our medical debts.
Can’t help but wonder if Messi might have stayed at Barcelona a bit longer if this report had surfaced sooner.
Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’
theonion.com/report-la-li...
theonion.com/report-la-li...
December 3, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Can’t help but wonder if Messi might have stayed at Barcelona a bit longer if this report had surfaced sooner.
“Mixed Nuts” (1994) is easily the most underrated Christmas movie of all time. Brilliant script and insanely stacked cast. youtu.be/dwBG2CXDXcc?...
Mixed Nuts - Movie Trailer 1994
YouTube video by CappaZack
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December 1, 2024 at 10:05 PM
“Mixed Nuts” (1994) is easily the most underrated Christmas movie of all time. Brilliant script and insanely stacked cast. youtu.be/dwBG2CXDXcc?...
Really enjoying feline Twitter so far. My contribution is a little bittersweet, as I recently had to say goodbye to Isla after 14 wonderful years. We’re so damn lucky to exist in the same universe as cats. #catsofbluesky #cats
November 19, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Really enjoying feline Twitter so far. My contribution is a little bittersweet, as I recently had to say goodbye to Isla after 14 wonderful years. We’re so damn lucky to exist in the same universe as cats. #catsofbluesky #cats