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Joe Garland 🦋
@bsky.dad
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Björk is saying this
January 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
bsky.dad
Rusty is my cousin! I have stories. Had to run down into the basement just now to grab this
Baseball that says “Hi Joe My Very Best Rusty Staub”
January 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
bsky.dad
my lifetime finest running bit, a corvette with a GIGOLO license plate
January 11, 2026 at 6:21 AM
bsky.dad
Andrew Dice Clay hitting the punch in his 80s act, before he redeemed himself in the court of public opinion and joined the league of women voters
January 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
bsky.dad
mister rogers no
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
bsky.dad
The box for my truck tire bags went way harder than it needed to
Other fun uses for the seasonal tire tote include sombrero tote, jumbo donut carrier, and bathing suit
January 6, 2026 at 11:24 PM
bsky.dad
Denmark be like
The scene from Half-Baked where the Squirrel Master says of Kenny, “He’s my bitch. Anybody gonna stab him, it’s gonna be me.”
January 6, 2026 at 12:45 PM
bsky.dad
at home depot getting storage bins for my 12ft skeleton and the guy helping me just called the police
My shopping list: 77 gallon tote: long bones 55 gallon tote: torso/rib/pelvis 2 small clear bins: head + joints
January 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
bsky.dad
Me trying to decide if I’m ordering off the taco bell menu or the kfc menu
Bedazzled erika kirk looking like she’s trying to decide if she’s ordering off the taco bell menu or the kfc menu
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 AM
bsky.dad
The Ha! Ha! Guy meme from lo these many decades ago
January 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
bsky.dad
Finding fun new ways to piss off my wife
A laundry symbol guide in French for my loving anglophone spouse
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
bsky.dad
retvrn
1973 Fiat 500L, yellow
December 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’m about to get nuked into orbit for spending 31 dollars on a taxi for the whitest burrito ever assembled, but you all need to see the frowny face by the vegetables. This is the harshest shade I’ve ever received in my life. I would die for the frowny face
December 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
bsky.dad
Who up listening to Rachmaninov and being like “By Self Song”
DiCaprio pointing meme
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
bsky.dad
Surprising my wife for Christmas with the polyamory-themed tree lights effect
The menu for our tree’s Twinkly lights, which includes an effect for a polyamory flag, which is apparently a thing
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
bsky.dad
Steve Martin as Ruprecht in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, wearing the eye patch and holding the trident and whatnot
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
bsky.dad
The first scene of Downton Abbey and the lady is saying “Oh mon Dieu!”
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
bsky.dad
We call this segment “Zo y Béchamel”
A tiktok in which Alonzo Mourning weighs in on Shaq’s diet
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Seems fine
Google Trends chart showing the prevalence of searches for “food bank” steadily increasing from 2004 to now, with notable spikes at 2020 and now
December 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
bsky.dad
The Phoebe teaching Joey french meme but she’s saying advent calendar and he says adcunt calendar
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
bsky.dad
hoo boy one of y’all got me good
someone subscribed me to the gay for good mailing list
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
bsky.dad
choisir, c’est annuler
j’ai essayé d'annuler une modification dans google meet et on m’a demandé si je voulais annuler ou annuler
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Hemingway’s toilet
Hemingway’s toilet
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM