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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 8h

One time the boss here boosted a starter pack I’m in and got me several hundred followers. Another time she tacitly put the weight of the entire platform behind a repugnant hatemonger. What I’m saying is that people are complicated and we should hear them out

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 5h

t’as-tu perdu un pari là ?

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 8h

One time the boss here boosted a starter pack I’m in and got me several hundred followers. Another time she tacitly put the weight of the entire platform behind a repugnant hatemonger. What I’m saying is that people are complicated and we should hear them out

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Le Gorafi @legorafi.bsky.social · 9h

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 1d

i keep forgetting things. woke up in my makeup again. found a note on the mirror, says “see pagliacci.” his handwriting. maybe i’ll call the doctor

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 17h

Gotta hand it to my shopper. Nailed it

Organic Navel Orange
Est. $8.49
Qty: 4
Weight: est. 2.84 lb ($2.99/lb)
Your preferred substitution wasn't available, so your shopper selected this alternative for Organic Navel Orange

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 17h

I got a thousand once but the post was lib coded and I had to delete it

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 17h

My favorite part was when Hinch pulled Greinke and then nothing good happened in the world from that point hence

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 19h

One question I’m constantly asked is: “How do you do it all?”

An apple notes screenshot of a to-do list with one checked-off item that says “post”

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 21h

I’m okay with trials but I absolutely FUCKING draw the line at tribulations

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 23h

Marge Simpson rifling through the cassette bargain bin and saying “SEALS AND CROFTS? PABLO CRUISE? AIR SUPPLY?”

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ceej @ceej.online · 23h

taylor swift has upset fans by including lyrics on her new album "the life of a showgirl" that appear to praise the sexual prowess of deceased spanish dictator francisco franco

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 1d

may their patient portal post new abnormal lab results at 10:57pm every Friday

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d

i just think if you fire a jewish employee on yom kippur you deserve some sort of hex

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

i wonder if in australia bsky is circling the drain counterclockwise

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 1d

Each week is new proof that this place never should have allowed more than 28,427 users

Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 1d

What more can I do to help you with the things I don’t know about?

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 1d

Ask them what more you can do to help with the pet project the person in charge cares about. That shit always slays

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 1d

Nothing captures ‘stick to your job’ energy quite like a CEO moral-panicking about ‘inappropriate content’ while their platform can’t even handle a word search

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 1d

"We separate people from their kids. Tackle as many of them as possible. Zip-tie their toddlers and grandparents. And stand around looking tough. We look so tough. Increasingly, we also really need to take dumps."

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By now, you’ve noticed our brave patriots—ICE, the National Guard, police officers, select local mall cops, rando bodyguards, weird little incels, ...

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 1d

i keep forgetting things. woke up in my makeup again. found a note on the mirror, says “see pagliacci.” his handwriting. maybe i’ll call the doctor

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 1d

You should all be ashamed of yourselves, none of this would be happening if Bluesky hadn’t killed Jimmy with hammers

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 1d

Jimmy Fallon is going to spearhead the new fascist regime's entertainment division, which won't ever go 60 dB and will be suitable to air on the internal DMV circuit. There won't be jokes but there will be, uh, well, Jimmy Fallon laughing and pretending things are ok, ignore the fires behind us

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Jimmy Fallon wants to turn Wordle into a TV show

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 1d

You should all be ashamed of yourselves, none of this would be happening if Bluesky hadn’t killed Jimmy with hammers

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 1d

Jimmy Fallon is going to spearhead the new fascist regime's entertainment division, which won't ever go 60 dB and will be suitable to air on the internal DMV circuit. There won't be jokes but there will be, uh, well, Jimmy Fallon laughing and pretending things are ok, ignore the fires behind us

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Jimmy Fallon wants to turn Wordle into a TV show

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