B.Stowe
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news powered anxiety engine
news powered anxiety engine
Schrödinger's Algorithm:
Simultaneously being annoyed at your scrolling app of choice that enough people aren't talking about tyrannical fascists and also being annoyed you can't find a shallow nook of escapism in your feed to hold up in for five minutes to catch your breath.
Simultaneously being annoyed at your scrolling app of choice that enough people aren't talking about tyrannical fascists and also being annoyed you can't find a shallow nook of escapism in your feed to hold up in for five minutes to catch your breath.
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Schrödinger's Algorithm:
Simultaneously being annoyed at your scrolling app of choice that enough people aren't talking about tyrannical fascists and also being annoyed you can't find a shallow nook of escapism in your feed to hold up in for five minutes to catch your breath.
Simultaneously being annoyed at your scrolling app of choice that enough people aren't talking about tyrannical fascists and also being annoyed you can't find a shallow nook of escapism in your feed to hold up in for five minutes to catch your breath.
Algorithms have made people confuse their media for their FYP.
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Algorithms have made people confuse their media for their FYP.
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I, an intellectual
December 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I, an intellectual
"Baby It's Cold Outside" but it's Pumat Sol's simulacrum singing to Pumat Prime.
December 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"Baby It's Cold Outside" but it's Pumat Sol's simulacrum singing to Pumat Prime.
Waiting on the Purge movie people to make their version of a Christmas Carol.
Bonus points for a shot of a guy wearing a Gonzo mask throwing a Molotov cocktail named "Rizzo" through the windows of a data center.
Bonus points for a shot of a guy wearing a Gonzo mask throwing a Molotov cocktail named "Rizzo" through the windows of a data center.
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Waiting on the Purge movie people to make their version of a Christmas Carol.
Bonus points for a shot of a guy wearing a Gonzo mask throwing a Molotov cocktail named "Rizzo" through the windows of a data center.
Bonus points for a shot of a guy wearing a Gonzo mask throwing a Molotov cocktail named "Rizzo" through the windows of a data center.
No Kings in Maine either.
Senator Who Caved on Shutdown Says “Standing Up to Trump Didn’t Work”
It doesn’t get more pathetic than this.
newrepublic.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
No Kings in Maine either.
Voodoo hit me like a truck at 13 and I never even tried to recover. "How Does it Feel"? Pretty bad rn.
#RIPD'Angelo
#RIPD'Angelo
October 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Voodoo hit me like a truck at 13 and I never even tried to recover. "How Does it Feel"? Pretty bad rn.
#RIPD'Angelo
#RIPD'Angelo
@spenserstarke.bsky.social showing up to every legendary game designers house like:
July 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@spenserstarke.bsky.social showing up to every legendary game designers house like:
Imagine somehow convincing yourself you didn't vote for the bad guys when they're trying to build prisons to detain people kidnapped by unaccountable masked men guarded by 200,000 alligators.
Republican proposes new ICE detention center surrounded by alligators
Florida's attorney general proposed constructing a new facility in the middle of the Everglades.
www.newsweek.com
June 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Imagine somehow convincing yourself you didn't vote for the bad guys when they're trying to build prisons to detain people kidnapped by unaccountable masked men guarded by 200,000 alligators.
True or not, it's hard to deny this just being the latest chapter of Trapped in the Closet.
R. Kelly Claims Prison Staff Are Trying To Kill Him—Asks Trump For Pardon
R. Kelly’s lawyers have claimed prison staff gave him excessive amounts of drugs so that he would overdose and attempted to enlist an inmate to murder Kelly.
www.forbes.com
June 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
True or not, it's hard to deny this just being the latest chapter of Trapped in the Closet.
#Daggerheart fans hold on to hope! Despite my slacking, my wonderful wife was able to secure me a LE copy from our local Darrington Press Guild store this morning! They are out there!
May 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
#Daggerheart fans hold on to hope! Despite my slacking, my wonderful wife was able to secure me a LE copy from our local Darrington Press Guild store this morning! They are out there!
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Been saying this since his first term. Trump is legit a back of the napkin moron. He doesn’t have plans. He has no ideas. He isn’t a hard worker. He is just a blow hard.
April 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Been saying this since his first term. Trump is legit a back of the napkin moron. He doesn’t have plans. He has no ideas. He isn’t a hard worker. He is just a blow hard.
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I've learned that Jeremy Crawford is also departing the D&D team later this month. Full story here.
Jeremy Crawford and Chris Perkins to Leave Dungeons & Dragons' Design Team
Two guiding forces of D&D are stepping away.
screenrant.com
April 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I've learned that Jeremy Crawford is also departing the D&D team later this month. Full story here.
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
Orange is the New Black Monday
April 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Orange is the New Black Monday
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Aragorn: You have my sword
Legolas: ...and my bow
Gimli: ...and my axe
Me: **frantically trying to finish my hot dog before it is my turn**
Legolas: ...and my bow
Gimli: ...and my axe
Me: **frantically trying to finish my hot dog before it is my turn**
April 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Aragorn: You have my sword
Legolas: ...and my bow
Gimli: ...and my axe
Me: **frantically trying to finish my hot dog before it is my turn**
Legolas: ...and my bow
Gimli: ...and my axe
Me: **frantically trying to finish my hot dog before it is my turn**
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Florida & Wisconsin, I hope you understand the assignment today! The entire Country, no World, is watching you.
Please show up in record numbers and support candidates who will support the constitution & not the con!
Please show up in record numbers and support candidates who will support the constitution & not the con!
April 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Florida & Wisconsin, I hope you understand the assignment today! The entire Country, no World, is watching you.
Please show up in record numbers and support candidates who will support the constitution & not the con!
Please show up in record numbers and support candidates who will support the constitution & not the con!
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🚨🚨🚨
HEY #WISCONSIN AND #FLORIDA: THIS IS IT! VOTE *TODAY!*
--WI Supreme Court (Susan Crawford)
--FL-01 (Gay Valimont)
--FL-06 (Josh Weil)
--WI Super of Pub Ed (Jill Underly)
--WI Dane Cty Exec (Melissa Agard)
--WI Winnebago Cty Exec (Gordon Hintz)
HEY #WISCONSIN AND #FLORIDA: THIS IS IT! VOTE *TODAY!*
--WI Supreme Court (Susan Crawford)
--FL-01 (Gay Valimont)
--FL-06 (Josh Weil)
--WI Super of Pub Ed (Jill Underly)
--WI Dane Cty Exec (Melissa Agard)
--WI Winnebago Cty Exec (Gordon Hintz)
April 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
🚨🚨🚨
HEY #WISCONSIN AND #FLORIDA: THIS IS IT! VOTE *TODAY!*
--WI Supreme Court (Susan Crawford)
--FL-01 (Gay Valimont)
--FL-06 (Josh Weil)
--WI Super of Pub Ed (Jill Underly)
--WI Dane Cty Exec (Melissa Agard)
--WI Winnebago Cty Exec (Gordon Hintz)
HEY #WISCONSIN AND #FLORIDA: THIS IS IT! VOTE *TODAY!*
--WI Supreme Court (Susan Crawford)
--FL-01 (Gay Valimont)
--FL-06 (Josh Weil)
--WI Super of Pub Ed (Jill Underly)
--WI Dane Cty Exec (Melissa Agard)
--WI Winnebago Cty Exec (Gordon Hintz)
As a Mainer, I'm following Janet Mills like I'm following this guy down Round Top.
February 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
As a Mainer, I'm following Janet Mills like I'm following this guy down Round Top.
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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Damn I’m out here trying to figure out when a new age triggers in Civ and y’all asking if u can date ur younger cousins friend
February 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Damn I’m out here trying to figure out when a new age triggers in Civ and y’all asking if u can date ur younger cousins friend
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If you can get there safely, get there. Make some noise and shut this down.
We’re rallying at the Treasury building with @moveon.org and thousands of our friends. Follow along live: www.youtube.com/live/sZXyEUF...
February 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If you can get there safely, get there. Make some noise and shut this down.
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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On his orders, his henchmen murdered my former colleague and chopped up his body with a bone saw.
Trump says he's going to ask Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, who he describes as "a fantastic guy," to invest $1 trillion in the US economy
January 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
On his orders, his henchmen murdered my former colleague and chopped up his body with a bone saw.