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btrash.bsky.social
b.trash (they/them)
@btrash.bsky.social
a collection of angry spirits in a trenchcoat. queer enby grey/bi screenprinter, serial podcaster and very occasional streamer.

comedy 👉😎👉

find me here
https://allmylinks.com/btrash
Lesbian Spongebob?
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i can't believe they put gluten in my crack rocks. wtf man
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
i can't believe they put gluten in my crack rocks. wtf man
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
everyone says salmonella is bad for you but it's got salmon right there in the name
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Cyborg Theory - Donna Haraway
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Bean soup is lowkey goated
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Expressions of a vanishing point
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Warming up my cold brew just to feel something
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Inventing a non sexual hip massage
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
washing machine pillow ripper jutsu
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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here's how to turn off AI in windows 11:

Step 1 - Get a gun
Step 2 - Aim at your computer
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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With Alt text!
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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personally i think AWS and Cloudflare should always be down
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
making non alcoholic twisted tea for the straight edge homies
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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that whole 'this country isn't ready for a woman president' line is really upsetting because it shows exactly how neoliberalism works, redirecting blame from issues of policy (or lack thereof) onto a flattened, vague type of sexism in a way that ultimately doesn't even challenge sexism!
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m a professional dj, just look at my LinkedIn profile
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Spotting a famous drag queen on feeld type morning
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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this victory also belongs to aloof wives
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Just heard someone refer to the rich as the Epstein-class and idk if I can ever use another term again.
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Has ezra klein done a piece honoring dick cheney yet? I just feel like its dumb enough to happen
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Bringing 100 iraqi children to sacrifice at dick cheney’s memorial and celebration of life.
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Looking forward to hearing liberals say nice things about dick cheney for the next couple days. Might develop psychosis about it, who knows.
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Time to begin my journey into the Dark Arts (DJ)
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM