Doug Smart
buglas.bsky.social
Doug Smart
@buglas.bsky.social
All Season Bicycle Commuter, Bike Education program lead rider

Head Adjuster at Willamette Center for Corrective Phrenology

Not troubled with follower count and not following back automatically.
I have pedaled all but the unicycle, but sometimes out of sequence.
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"Over my dead body..."
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Plugged in to the charger...
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
And I appreciate the term "crash" (or collision) rather than the built in excuse in the word "accident".
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Like the "fill in the blanks" of noting whether or not a bicyclist is wearing a helmet. While a factor in injuries, it's only role as a cause is if it was misadjusted and slipped over the eyes, or as a long ago contributor noted if the wind is thrumming through the straps and being distracting.
October 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Too far?
October 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Milky Wad
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The little pump sticks down into a more or less open topped tank and is operated by a float switch. If you can identify the switch, try tapping the side of it a few times in case it is stuck. You can potentially bail out the tank - this buys you time as it will take a bit to refill.
October 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Had a friend who did some kayaking in South America some years back. There were places he couldn't land because of the different factions controlling opposite sides of the river.
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Wait until someone tells him that's where you find Portland.
October 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
NO KINGS. NO MASTERS. NO DICTATORS. NO DEFACATORS.
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
@worldbollardassoc.bsky.social A feral bollard has been removed. 😢
October 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So you're not going to be bubbling on about this stuff, then.
October 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Do you have that gene where cilantro tastes like soap to you? 4-14% of the population.
October 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Pull your copy of the Constitution out of your pocket like I did and check it yourself.
Incorrect in the image, correct as typed above.
October 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Lovely satchel.
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Nice looking Cybertruck.
October 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I read a similar study in the Journal of Irreproducible Results with regard to pickles. Along with the long term death statistic, people who have been eating pickles for seventy years or more show a tendency toward hair loss, wrinkled skin, and general fragility.
October 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Would it be fashionable to wear a sword in a strategically positioned scabbard tied down to your ankle?
October 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is astonishingly juvenile behavior on the part of Bondi. I assure you prosecutor Schiff is fully aware of what lines of questions triggered her outbursts.
My take is that she is totally denying that she, an Article II employee, is in any way accountable to an Article I employee.
October 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I've seen that line. With so much of the Market to explore, I didn't want to waste a half hour of my time just standing around.
October 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I was plugging for my grandson to be a pinata with some sort of tip out hatch or flap to dump candy IN.
October 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I was a kid in a lumber mill town. Octal was sort of a natural for way too many.
October 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM