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queer and offputting and itchy
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JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
WASHINGTON—During a confrontation in which it was firmly reiterated that the front entrance was for approved personnel only, Vice President JD Vance was once again reminded by White House security to ...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
Just read Captain Britain volume 2. please someone tell me I’m not crazy and that this shit was in fact frequently racist
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Just read Captain Britain volume 2. please someone tell me I’m not crazy and that this shit was in fact frequently racist
I hate that insurance commercials are some of the best on television. why does it have to be the capitalist hellscape industry that wins this battle
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I hate that insurance commercials are some of the best on television. why does it have to be the capitalist hellscape industry that wins this battle
wordle in 1. haven’t gotten this since the word was grout. now I need a new starting wordle word
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
wordle in 1. haven’t gotten this since the word was grout. now I need a new starting wordle word
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I hope people understand that when I say "pedocon theory needs to be pushed constantly", I do not mean as a joke.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Robert Morris, Texas megachurch pastor, pleads guilty to sexually abusing a child
Under a plea agreement, Morris was given a 10-year sentence, but he will serve only six months in an Oklahoma jail.
www.nbcnews.com
October 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I hope people understand that when I say "pedocon theory needs to be pushed constantly", I do not mean as a joke.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
ur in her dms… im in the club… hey Joe’s calling me over… Tino is calling me over
September 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
ur in her dms… im in the club… hey Joe’s calling me over… Tino is calling me over
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
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slick woke minimalism took the barrel out of cracker barrel. i have no choice but to become a terrorist
August 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
slick woke minimalism took the barrel out of cracker barrel. i have no choice but to become a terrorist
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J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth theonion.com/j-k-row...
June 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth theonion.com/j-k-row...
apparently it’s a hot take but I played the first dragon mission in Doom the Dark Ages and I actually really fucked with it. Controls were pretty fine on PC and I like the structure of a mission where you have several smaller areas where you can hop out to shoot bitches and do objective. shit rules
May 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
apparently it’s a hot take but I played the first dragon mission in Doom the Dark Ages and I actually really fucked with it. Controls were pretty fine on PC and I like the structure of a mission where you have several smaller areas where you can hop out to shoot bitches and do objective. shit rules
need more mutuals here. follow me if you want to help me investigate whether or not imogen heap is a terf. every br*tish person is suspect
May 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
need more mutuals here. follow me if you want to help me investigate whether or not imogen heap is a terf. every br*tish person is suspect
I have not stopped listening to this song continuously since I first heard it. I have an IV that is dripping it into my bloodstream twenty four seven. outro fucks hard as well
May 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I have not stopped listening to this song continuously since I first heard it. I have an IV that is dripping it into my bloodstream twenty four seven. outro fucks hard as well
I heart social loafing. I should never be expected to put maximum effort into anything ever
May 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I heart social loafing. I should never be expected to put maximum effort into anything ever
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Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)
April 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)
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it is wild to me that some whores were truly upset about how the MCU explained Nick Fury losing his eye. like. is this cat not fierce as hell I would be honored to let him take my eye
March 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
it is wild to me that some whores were truly upset about how the MCU explained Nick Fury losing his eye. like. is this cat not fierce as hell I would be honored to let him take my eye
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 22,1978
February 22,1978
March 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 22,1978
February 22,1978
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Harrod's Big Book of Women
March 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Harrod's Big Book of Women
I think some authoritarianism is good actually
March 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I think some authoritarianism is good actually
Michael B. Shannon
March 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Michael B. Shannon
hashtag monsters inc
February 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
hashtag monsters inc
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Wait, born in '89 or started wacking it in '89?
February 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Wait, born in '89 or started wacking it in '89?
installed avowed last night and started playing it against the recommendations of a good portion of the internet. glad I didn’t listen. as soon as I picked up a grimoire I knew this game ruled
February 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
installed avowed last night and started playing it against the recommendations of a good portion of the internet. glad I didn’t listen. as soon as I picked up a grimoire I knew this game ruled