Bulbasaur
@bulbasaurrepresent.bsky.social
she/her
"Socially awkward but with a ton of confidence"
World Record PvZ speedrunner
Loves Doctor Who a bit too much
Green Party
"Socially awkward but with a ton of confidence"
World Record PvZ speedrunner
Loves Doctor Who a bit too much
Green Party
life hack
cancelling my therapy that costs 40 quid a session and replacing it with (at least) an hour of mandatory poetry writing a week
cancelling my therapy that costs 40 quid a session and replacing it with (at least) an hour of mandatory poetry writing a week
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
life hack
cancelling my therapy that costs 40 quid a session and replacing it with (at least) an hour of mandatory poetry writing a week
cancelling my therapy that costs 40 quid a session and replacing it with (at least) an hour of mandatory poetry writing a week
How on earth has environment gone down so much after fucking Hurricane Melissa this week???
YouGov most important issues tracker, 1-3 November 2025
Immigration: 55% (+2 from 25-27 Oct)
Economy: 53% (-2)
Health: 31% (+1)
Crime: 23% (+1)
Housing: 19% (=)
Tax: 17% (-1)
Environment: 14% (-3)
Defence: 14% (-2)
Welfare: 14% (+1)
Europe: 13% (=)
yougov.co.uk/topics/socie...
Immigration: 55% (+2 from 25-27 Oct)
Economy: 53% (-2)
Health: 31% (+1)
Crime: 23% (+1)
Housing: 19% (=)
Tax: 17% (-1)
Environment: 14% (-3)
Defence: 14% (-2)
Welfare: 14% (+1)
Europe: 13% (=)
yougov.co.uk/topics/socie...
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
How on earth has environment gone down so much after fucking Hurricane Melissa this week???
Reposted by Bulbasaur
despite all the fear mongering about trans people and the attempts to abandon and actively harm us from both political parties in the US, transitioning is still the greatest decision i’ve ever made, only regret i have is not doing it younger, and that it has only made my life infinitely better
October 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
despite all the fear mongering about trans people and the attempts to abandon and actively harm us from both political parties in the US, transitioning is still the greatest decision i’ve ever made, only regret i have is not doing it younger, and that it has only made my life infinitely better
today's been one hell of a fucking day
October 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
today's been one hell of a fucking day
Just finished the first season of Severance.
It's good. Watch it.
Never felt so much adrenaline watching TV
It's good. Watch it.
Never felt so much adrenaline watching TV
October 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Just finished the first season of Severance.
It's good. Watch it.
Never felt so much adrenaline watching TV
It's good. Watch it.
Never felt so much adrenaline watching TV
just had my runes read
it does NOT look good
it does NOT look good
just had my tarots read
it does NOT look good
it does NOT look good
September 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
just had my runes read
it does NOT look good
it does NOT look good
Reposted by Bulbasaur
I refuse to doom. I think a lot of people are surprised that my dark and spooky aesthetic comes paired with a very sunny disposition. I’m not ignorant to how fucked up things are right now, but when so many evil people in power try to drown you in despair, hope and joy is a weapon.
September 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I refuse to doom. I think a lot of people are surprised that my dark and spooky aesthetic comes paired with a very sunny disposition. I’m not ignorant to how fucked up things are right now, but when so many evil people in power try to drown you in despair, hope and joy is a weapon.
I think my last pb really burnt me out on pvz any% tbh idk if I'm going to play for a while
if the game screwed me over I would have been fine with it but the fact I fumbled so badly in 5-5 has made me just filled with hate whenever I try and run it again lol
maybe another ng+ stream before uni
if the game screwed me over I would have been fine with it but the fact I fumbled so badly in 5-5 has made me just filled with hate whenever I try and run it again lol
maybe another ng+ stream before uni
September 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I think my last pb really burnt me out on pvz any% tbh idk if I'm going to play for a while
if the game screwed me over I would have been fine with it but the fact I fumbled so badly in 5-5 has made me just filled with hate whenever I try and run it again lol
maybe another ng+ stream before uni
if the game screwed me over I would have been fine with it but the fact I fumbled so badly in 5-5 has made me just filled with hate whenever I try and run it again lol
maybe another ng+ stream before uni
I swear I have a superpower for fixing my sleep schedule
September 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I swear I have a superpower for fixing my sleep schedule
Reposted by Bulbasaur
In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.
September 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.
ZACK POLANSKI WINS BY 17K VOTES
WHAT A LANDSLIDE
GREEN WAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT A LANDSLIDE
GREEN WAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
September 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM
ZACK POLANSKI WINS BY 17K VOTES
WHAT A LANDSLIDE
GREEN WAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT A LANDSLIDE
GREEN WAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FIFTEEN HOURS AGO THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN THE WORLD RECORD
Massive 5-5 choke :(
also it's not even verifiable atm because I took a break in 3-5 because my mouse died lol. Depending on how breaks are implemented, it might not be verifiable at all.
Massive 5-5 choke :(
also it's not even verifiable atm because I took a break in 3-5 because my mouse died lol. Depending on how breaks are implemented, it might not be verifiable at all.
September 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
FIFTEEN HOURS AGO THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN THE WORLD RECORD
Massive 5-5 choke :(
also it's not even verifiable atm because I took a break in 3-5 because my mouse died lol. Depending on how breaks are implemented, it might not be verifiable at all.
Massive 5-5 choke :(
also it's not even verifiable atm because I took a break in 3-5 because my mouse died lol. Depending on how breaks are implemented, it might not be verifiable at all.
ctr goes crazy
power of having a thumbnail that actually has effort put into it AND isn't dark as hell
power of having a thumbnail that actually has effort put into it AND isn't dark as hell
August 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
ctr goes crazy
power of having a thumbnail that actually has effort put into it AND isn't dark as hell
power of having a thumbnail that actually has effort put into it AND isn't dark as hell
Plants vs Zombies 👀
BIG NEWS! I’m officially going to be a GDQ Hotfix Showrunner!
My show is called “The Scenic Route” and it’s about Glitchless/NMG runs or runs that naturally have little to no glitches in them!
I will be on every other Monday at 10PM ET after Perilous Paths starting September 22nd! I’m so excited!
My show is called “The Scenic Route” and it’s about Glitchless/NMG runs or runs that naturally have little to no glitches in them!
I will be on every other Monday at 10PM ET after Perilous Paths starting September 22nd! I’m so excited!
August 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Plants vs Zombies 👀
a month on e and no changes I can notice :(
August 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
a month on e and no changes I can notice :(
just had my tarots read
it does NOT look good
it does NOT look good
August 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
just had my tarots read
it does NOT look good
it does NOT look good
another cool thing about this PB: I think that this is only the 2nd time in any% that I have PB'ed without breaking a minute barrier. (The first being my 3:17:33). That's kind of ridiculous to think about.
Oh yeah this happened yesterday
fun fact: This is my first PB in like 21 months that hasn't happened in January
fun fact: This is my first PB in like 21 months that hasn't happened in January
August 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
another cool thing about this PB: I think that this is only the 2nd time in any% that I have PB'ed without breaking a minute barrier. (The first being my 3:17:33). That's kind of ridiculous to think about.
Reposted by Bulbasaur
Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
August 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
Still trying to determine who to vote for deputy. Frank is definitely going on there, and then Rachel is probably 2nd, but I'm really struggling with how to rank the rest!
August 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Still trying to determine who to vote for deputy. Frank is definitely going on there, and then Rachel is probably 2nd, but I'm really struggling with how to rank the rest!
I must say I find it kind of funny how most people followed me because "oh pvz speedrunner I know" and now they get to see my takes on the leadership election of a foreign (to most) minor political party
vice versa as well to a lesser extent but I do not have a cohesive theme
vice versa as well to a lesser extent but I do not have a cohesive theme
July 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I must say I find it kind of funny how most people followed me because "oh pvz speedrunner I know" and now they get to see my takes on the leadership election of a foreign (to most) minor political party
vice versa as well to a lesser extent but I do not have a cohesive theme
vice versa as well to a lesser extent but I do not have a cohesive theme
Oh yeah this happened yesterday
fun fact: This is my first PB in like 21 months that hasn't happened in January
fun fact: This is my first PB in like 21 months that hasn't happened in January
July 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Oh yeah this happened yesterday
fun fact: This is my first PB in like 21 months that hasn't happened in January
fun fact: This is my first PB in like 21 months that hasn't happened in January
Zack gives me hope for politics, which is so very rare nowadays.
Meanwhile Ellie Chowns is saying shit like "we need to be accepting of all views and be prepared to have conversations with people we disagree with" when referring to TRANSPHOBIA.
#BackZack no question.
Meanwhile Ellie Chowns is saying shit like "we need to be accepting of all views and be prepared to have conversations with people we disagree with" when referring to TRANSPHOBIA.
#BackZack no question.
⏳Final week to sign up to the Green Party.
🗳️ Vote for Bold Leadership on August 1st.
🗳️ Vote for Bold Leadership on August 1st.
July 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Zack gives me hope for politics, which is so very rare nowadays.
Meanwhile Ellie Chowns is saying shit like "we need to be accepting of all views and be prepared to have conversations with people we disagree with" when referring to TRANSPHOBIA.
#BackZack no question.
Meanwhile Ellie Chowns is saying shit like "we need to be accepting of all views and be prepared to have conversations with people we disagree with" when referring to TRANSPHOBIA.
#BackZack no question.
my estrogen patch fucking moved i'm not crazy i swear it FUCKING MOVED
July 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
my estrogen patch fucking moved i'm not crazy i swear it FUCKING MOVED
is it a bad sign if someone asks you to be his girlfriend but only after they've had 16 shots 😭😭😭
July 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
is it a bad sign if someone asks you to be his girlfriend but only after they've had 16 shots 😭😭😭